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( a girl yells out)come on,get in (a girl yells out)come on get in (Gun fire) Mr big: whats that i heard gun fire did you get him CUT!!! You hairball! I’ll never finish this movie! Who let him in?!! Fat twin/fans – Where did he, hey look there he is! Can I have an … Read more

#1. Did you tell your mother we’re getting married? #2. I’m waiting for a time when she’s peaceful. #1. Just don’t wait until she’s dead! #1. How was your plane ride? #2. The waitresses were very nice. #1. How’s the mother? #2. She’s dying…but I can still hear her big mouth. #1. I put a … Read more

–Hang on! –The thought has occurred to me. –Where’s Drax? –Oh, he had to fly. –Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python? –I discovered it had a crush on me. 1) My god what is he doing? 2) I think hes preparing for re-entry sir. His name’s Jaws, he kills people. … Read more