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#1: What would you have me do? #2: Kill Claudio. #1: Not for the wide world. #2: You kill me to deny it! #1: Will you have me, lady? #2: No, my lord, unless I might have another for working days: your Grace is too costly to wear every day. But, I beseech your Grace, … Read more

#1) You screwed Connie, didn’t ya. #2) No, man. #1) I said, did you screw Connie? #2)Oh. Yeah. Lots. #1)She’s Hugh’s widow, and she has just given birth to my grandchild under 200 tons of twisted metal, so I don’t care if she turns out to be a Columbian druglord, I’m gonna help her all … Read more

(barman) smoking or non smoking? (stu) er, non smoking please (mrs doubtfire) SMOKING! (miranda)mrs doubtfire u dont smoke! (mrs doubtfire) no i dont…but i did. i find that if i inhale just that little bit of nicoteen, then it steals my wool REALLY! (CHRIS) Lydie!! Call the police..now! (LYDIE) What?! Why?! (CHRIS) Is Ms. Doubtfire! … Read more