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Are you sure we weren’t having sex? Christ I almost shit myself!!! Deputy Inspector Bill told you? That’s highly unorthodox. Deputy Inspector Bill told you? That’s highly unorthodox. Got a radio? Get a radio. Have you ever been killed before? I’ve interviewed murderers like this before, and let me tell you something, they are well … Read more

Doctor: Did Nancy have any severe childhood illnesses? Scarlet fever, high temperatures, concussions? Marge: No, nothing, Doctor. Nancy: Huh, he means have you ever dropped me on my head! #1- oh my God! #2- This is God! #1:Wher’s your hall pass?#2:Screw your pass!#1:Hey Nancy, no running in the hallway. #1:Where’s your hall pass?#2:Screw your pass!#1:Hey … Read more

1: I like you. I wanna stay with you. How come you don’t like me? 2: Who said I didn’t like you? 1: My friend with the funny hand. Alice: I locked the door on you! Freddy: Well, I found the key! Bon Appetite, bitch! Bring your daughter to the slaughter. IT’S A BOOOOOOYYYYY!!!!!!! its … Read more