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1. You’re not being fair! 2. Fairs are for tourists kid. Consider it a free lesson in street savior faire from New’s York’s coolest quadrapede. Check ya later! Absitivly Posolutly. Aieee! It´s an alien! He’s a spy, man! Come on, let’s eat him! You’re dead meat, kitty! I don’t eat cats, too much fur! If … Read more

(Ol’ Yeller’s gone rabid and Mama’s holding a shotgun)Travis: No mama! Mama: There’s no hope for him now. He’s sufferin’. You know we gotta do it. Travis: I know Mama… But he was my dog… I’ll do it. Don’t you ever run out of questions? He’s a heap more dog than I ever had him … Read more

Ok, now go get me a fresh beer. Are you for real?! Now you son of a bitch now!!! Hey, remember rodney’s kid brother, cheese? Actually, My name isn’t, cheese, anymore. O ya. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. Didn’t we lock you in a dumpster? (1.)Why you gotta do it around the kid? With the F’in? All you gotta … Read more