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Julia : If someone would bring me my coffee every morning before I dressed, I would be very happy. It would change the day. Julia : You did not want a woman to be interested in you just because you owned a pretty bank account. Luis : Um, yes. Julia : Yes. Well, then we … Read more

Daddy, my booty itches! That’s because it’s chock full of shit, son. Daddy, we got anorexia? No son, Daddy lost his job. GODDDDD DDAMMNNNN! GUY 1: 52 cents on pump one please GUY 2: What the hell are you driven a lawn mower GUY 1: Nevermind stay out of my God damn business HE WAS … Read more

(T-Rex) You’re gonna make me cum, or I’m gonna kick your ASS! … and Choda-Boy! 1: JESUS! 2: where? 1: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ’s sake! 2: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone’s mouth? Are you sancho? No you are not… neither is Scott Baio, Sancho… But … Read more