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(Allan)I got into a fight. I hit one guy in the knee with my nose; another one I snapped my chin down on his fist. (Allan)Nothing a little whiskey and soda couldn’t fix. (Allan)You have the most…eyes. (Bogie)Now move closer. (Allan)How close? (Bogie)The length of your lips. (Allan)That’s very close. (Dick)Hey, you might even get … Read more

‘Rejoice O young man in thy youth… –Ecclescastes (CHRIS) I volunteered. (KING) You WHAT? Say ‘gain. (CHRIS) Yeah, I dropped out of college and told ’em I wanted nfantry, combat, and Nam … 1.Yall take a look at this lump of $h1t!Remember what it looks like. You f*ck up in a fire fight and I … Read more

#1. What tribe are you from? #2. United States Air Force. (1) I see the way she looks at you. (2) She’s a chimpanzee! (Sticker on back of wagon)I’ll give up my gun when they take it from my cold dead paw. –Doctor, I’d like to kiss you goodbye. –All right, but you’re so damned … Read more