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(about to be tortured) 1-Do you know how much pain $10,000 can buy? 2-Is this question true or false, or multiple choice? (Guy 1:)- I come in Peace. (Guy 2:)- And you go in pieces,asshole. *bang* *bang* *bang* 1) Go with God. 2) God’s gonna sit this one out. 1- There is a limit to … Read more

–What the hell did you buy for 500 dollars? –Jokes. 1) Japanese people piss me off you know why? *picks up boombox* Feel how heavy this shit is! 1) Stop the honking stop the honking! I can’t just run the old lady down! I hope this is for a sore shoulder I’ve been coming down … Read more

(Talking to himself) What am I looking for? Tell me. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. What’s very food? 1) How’s work? 2) Business is very food. Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion. I don’t like myself sometimes. Can you help me? People are just crazy in … Read more