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#1 Have you gone completely insane? What are you trying to do? #2 What do you mean what am I trying to do? #1 Lydia, I’m on the pissing phone to Helen #1-Do you want my opinion? #2-Will I like it? #1-Of course not, it’ll be based in reality. #1: Cheer up, love. You know … Read more

1/ So, I understand you want to sleep with my wife… 2/ With your permission, of course Andrew, don’t forget. Be sure and tell them it was just a game. Gather yee blunt instruments while yee may! Just One Of These Things. Tell them it was only a game. whatever are you doing with that … Read more

(1)did u move the body (2)yes we moved the body (1) YOU MUST NEVER MOVE THE BODY (2) but why (1) Because (while looking at the headless corpse) 1)Did this man have any enemies? 2)Well SOMEONE didn’t like him! 1) *gasp* 2) It’s just a spider 1) Kill it , kill it..no..no STUN IT! 2) … Read more