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Archer: What’s your name? Alan: Alan. Now shut up! Archer: Greetings, Alan now shut up. Archer: What’s your name? Alan: Alan. Now shut up! Archer: Greetings, Alan now shut up. Brick Bazooka do you think you could Protect Gweny Nitro for me yes sir Chip Hazard: His battery is dead but his memory lives on … Read more

(ha ha!) Dark in the city, night is a wire Steam in the subway, earth is a fire Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do Woman you want me, give me a sign And catch my breathing even closer behind Do-do do do, do do do, do do … Read more

–What do you do? –I sell pot. –You dropped out of high school? –It was an option. I wanted to join the workforce. –You mean I was your first? –Yeah. 1)AHH! oh GROSS! They left a chicken in the oven! 2)That’s no chicken, that’s their cat… simon… 3)*name* put simon down! I told you, it’s … Read more