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Jr.–Daddy, my face is all white! Buford T.–Well, put a little lipstick on and I’ll drop ya off at da gay bar. –That is why you gotta have a sixth sense. –I’d rather have a dime. BUFORD: THE CARS OUTTA GAS GET OUT AND PUSH JUNIOR: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME DADDY BUFORD: I’M GONNA … Read more

1: I ain’t NEVER leavin’ home, that’s a promise. 2: Don’t you ever, EVER threaten yo’ daddy like that again! 1: Why didn’t you have your gun loaded? 2: When I put bullets in it, it gets too heavy. excuse me sir, your ass is on fire, bet you’ll be glad to get back to … Read more

#1- Atlanta to Texarkana and back in twenty eight hours? That ain’t never been done before. #2- That’s cause WE ain’t never done it. #1- Suppose we don’t make it? #1- Hey, we ain’t never not made it before, have we? #1- Fred and I got a question. #2- What do you a Fred wanna … Read more