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if somebody told you that i was just your average orginary guy not a care in the world somebody lies. The truth is there was a time in life when things were less complicated. Who am i? you sure you want to know? I;m spiderman (1) Aren’t you going to have a bite? (2) No … Read more

1) First, she has to, um, close her legs! 2) She should have done that nine months ago. 1) It’s always the same. I don’t know what to wear. 2) It must be hard on you, Victoria. I mean, having to decide whether to wear the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or the … Read more

–Do you know who I am? –Ricardo Montalban? I loved you in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. –He came to me several years ago. He was having trouble maintaining a relationship with a woman. –Who doesn’t? I just wander around, ask questions and annoy people. Hoping something will pop up. My grandmother is … Read more