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FINANCIERS “My pa, he’s a financier,” boasted one small boy to another. “‘Tain’t much to brag of,” the other sneered. “My pa an’ uncle Jack are in jail, too.” FLATTERY An eminent statesman was being driven rapidly by his chauffeur, when the car struck and killed a dog that leaped in front of it. At … Read more

HEREAFTER This is the dialogue between a little girl and a little boy: “What are you bawling about, Jimmie?” “I’m cryin’ because maw has wented to heaven.” “That’s silly. Maybe she hain’t.” [Pg 119] * * * Little Alice questioned her mother concerning heaven, and seemed pleased to be assured that she would have wings … Read more

JOKES The joke maker’s association had a feast. They exploited their humorous abilities, and all made merry, save one glum guest. At last, they insisted that this melancholy person should contribute to the entertainment. He consented, in response to much urging, to offer a conundrum: “What is the difference between me and a turkey?” When … Read more