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1. Do you understand what the Supreme Court is? 2.The place where they finally kill us. 1.) Rumor has it than our next judge was hand picked by Van Buren himself. 2.) NO! (sarcastically) 1.) I’m embarrased to admit that I was under the misconception that our Executive and Judicial branches were separate. 1.) What … Read more

Americans are oversexed, overpaid, and over here. Don’t Americanize me. Have you noticed that war is the only chance a man gets to do something redeeming? That’s why war is so attractive. I discovered I was a coward. That’s my new religion. I’m a big believer in it. Cowardice will save the world. You see, … Read more

Amy: It took me four years to get a package figure like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop. Amy: Thanks for the lovely evening, douche-bag. You really know how to treat a lady. Andy: No! You’re dead! Amy: No, I’m undead. Which means I’m forced to walk this wretched earth until you … Read more