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(Frank): You know, you’re wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, you know that, right? (Phelan): Yeah, I do it for the ladies. (Frank): Oh – the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion? – You guys ought to come by Sunday for my birthday party. embarrasing pause – … Read more

Did you know that eating alone could cause kidney damage? And that’s BAD. Don’t be afraid. I have a good heart. God knows when a single hair moves on your head. Hell?!? (points to head) This is hell. RIGHT HERE! How many lives do we live? How many times do we die? They say we … Read more

(1) You see, something’s going to happen. You must leave. (2) What? What’s gonna happen? (1) Something wonderful. –Dr. Chandra, will I dream? –I don’t know. –I miss a hot dog. –Astrodome. Good hot dogs there. –Astrodome? You can’t grow a good hot dog indoors. Yankee Stadium. September. The hot dogs have been broiling since … Read more