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(1)I’ve been killed twice in two hours. (2)We’ve all been killed before. (Gibson shoots enemy’s leg off) Enemy: You’re gonna pay for that! Those were new boots! –You read my mind? –Just the highlights. 1/_ If you really beleive that, then you should clone yourself right now 2/_ Why is that, so I’ll have *your* … Read more

(after teammate hits a homerun) What happened? I was in the john. (roger) see bob it looks like some one likes my eggs. ( Mivkey) No there shit, but I’ve been in a slump lately. 1) are we fueding? 2) yeah, I guess so. its on TV. 1) well, fuck you then. 2) up yours. … Read more

1) I’m not gay. 2) Neither am I, I just want to suck your dick Dance, Dance, Dance. everynight i think i about staying home,but then i give myself a kick in the ass and come to my senses Hey, I said, not with that shirt. I never pay for my drugs… And I don’t … Read more