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1. A glass of waters fine. 2. Except we don’t have any glasses either. You could put your head under the sink and just shlurp. 1. Its only a little hole. 2. Yeah but with that wind it could blow 6 foot drifts into the bathroom. 1. Paul, aren’t theses marvelous? 2. Yes they’re marvelous. … Read more

A movie script has to make sense, and life doesn’t. A press agent is many things, most of them punishable by law. Do you know why I put up with it? I need the money. I’m going home with him. And you know why? Because I’m a tramp. It’s never too late to develop character. … Read more

1: You’re very perceptive. 2: What? 1: I said you’re very perceptive! 2: What?!? 1: (Speaking slowly) YOU ARE VERY PER-CEP-TIVE! All those loud, badly dressed, fat people watching their eighty channels of television and visiting shopping malls. The plastic throw-everything-away society with its notorious violence and racism. And, finally, the total lack of culture. … Read more