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–Bodega Bay. Where’s that? –Up the coast, about 60 miles north of here. –What is it you’re looking for, sir? –Lovebirds. Don’t they ever stop migrating? FOSSE! FOSSE! FOSSE! He’s got a client who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times? Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing … Read more

Canaries are always behind bars anyway. I’m going to make my self a Levenworth Cocktail. It has been the home of such notorious figures as Al Capone, Baby Face Nelson, and Machine Gun Kelly. Look around you, Stroud. This is going to be your home for as long as you live. One thing I’ve learned … Read more

So this is Hell. And there’s a crucifix in it. People in this country aren’t interested in details. They only trust headlines. #1: Let’s try walking #2: Holding the sandwich? #1: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope! And now look at me, I’m this fat, short, insecure, middle-aged THING! #2: I made … Read more