admin …because you don’t even make the slightest effort to offer happiness and still know that I love you. I am wonderful, I’m nuts about me, and if you’re stupid enough to throw someone sensational like me aside, you don’t deserve as good as you’ve got. Necessity is the mother of calamity. The trouble with marriage … Read more
-I’m sorry, I prefer not to shake hands with Nazis. -What have you got against us, Mr. Chaplin? -What have you got against everybody else? 1)..so you ‘betta’ listen. 2)’Betta’ listen? Thanks Charlie his favorite pastime Humor heightens our sense of survival and preserves our sanity. If you want to understand me, watch my movies. … Read more
–I wasn’t bankrupt yesterday and I’m not bankrupt today! –I’m sorry, Mr. Gipson. The computer says you are. -What do you want? -Five minutes, ma’am. I owe your husband twenty. Well, I’m only asking for five with you. -You beat me up! -Damn right, I beat you up! Ben Affleck- See what I can do … Read more