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Don’t wave that gruesome object at me. I’m an actress. I live for my public. I avail myself of the freedom given by my profession. It spares us so many conventional stupidities. Maria’s voice is certainly wasted here. She gave up a very promising operatic career to marry you. Oh, I suppose you’d rather be … Read more

#1. Do you have anymore of those bean thingies please? #2. How many do you want? #3. How many have you got!?! 1) We’re still married, in the eyes of God. 2) Then he must be blind. 1)My dad says she’s an athiest. 2)What’s that? 1)I don’t know. 1. Your cinnamon looks rancid. 2. Oh … Read more

*Singing*- And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you….. …And the big, brown bear came lollopin’ through the forrest. 1. He’s awful! 2. He’s terrible! 3. Not only that, he’s not even nice! From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success And the big brown bear, came lolloping … Read more