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If I were to send you flowers where would I… no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful? We are a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS! ‘Isn’t this religious, ah yes. The eternal struggle between good … Read more

A guitar beats a woman ever’ time! A guitar beats a woman every time. He lives on a diet of nitroglycerine. He’s got the courage of his ignorance. I put my whole self into everything I do. I’m Mr. Me, Myself, and I. Illegal? Honey, nothing’s illegal if they don’t catch you. There’s always Vanderbilt … Read more

Well, I figure if you want to see if you can swim, throw yourself in the water. What’s the worst that can happen? th –So, make any resolutions? –No. You? –Nah, I figure all that stuff’s a bunch of crap, anyway. You do what you do, right? –There’s always another girl. –So, did you find … Read more