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1) He got lice 2) But it was a small infestation. 2) Minute lice. Brad: You want a divorce? Caroline: I need a divorce! Brad:Happy Aniversary Honey Caroline:Fuck off! Brad:I hope you’ll be sitting in cow dung! Caroline:What was that? Brad:I said my,oh,my is that cow hung! Caroline:UGGH!Your such a pervert. Go away, corn child … Read more

(1)What if my face was all scraped off and I was totally disfigured and had no arms and legs and I was completely paralyzed. Would you still love me? (2) No. But we could still be friends. –Do you lose very much? –I lose. I’ve lost 134 times. –You count them? –We count everything. –I … Read more