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(1) What can we get for ten dollars? (2) Anyting you want. Anyting, everyting. (Just before he blows his own brains all over the wall in front of the sentry.) M-14, gas-operated, magazine-fed, air–cooled, shoulder weapon; seven point six two…. Full…. Metal…. Jacket…. BANG!! –Gomer Pyle! –Jesus H. Christ. You’re not a writer! You’re a … Read more

#1- Newman? #2- Yes. #1- What are you doing? #2- I’m thinking. #1- Well think me up a cup of coffee and a donut with some of those chocolate sprinkles on top as long as you’re thinking. #1-I didn’t kill my wife! #2- I don’t care! #1-I didn’t kill my wife! #2- Idon’t care! (fellow … Read more

I object to this groveling drivle. First he objects to the word ‘ass’ and now, honor, he’s kissing yours. I’m about to compromise my values, I think. Is this your idea of a pep talk? It looks like the Chicago Fire. Now, in this proletarien stew which we laughingly call society, these attributes are not … Read more