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1. I’m staring to think.. That you don’t get me. 2. MAYBE I *don’t* get you. 1. YOU DO! YOU DO GET ME, YOU JUST DON’T WANNA GET ME BECAUSE I AM TOO INTENSIFIED FOR YOU! 1. This is (name of some product). You’re getting a really great deal because its got a lot of … Read more

(Jimmy):Looks like someone we know. (Tommy):Without the beard that’s him. Ow hahaha… As far back as back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. As Paulie always said…Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Had a fire in the store? Fuck you, pay me. Your place got struck by lightning? Fuck you, … Read more

(reading contract) hmm…yeah…ok…oh, oh yeah…(pointing to paper, and smiling confidently) I know some of these words 1) hi Im a psychopath 2) I’m Ed 1) have small space aliens ever landed in your brain and told you to free all the kangaroos? 2) not that I recall 1) do you think Im cute? 2) well, … Read more