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‘I sink you vill see Berlin before I vill.’ –Do you expect officers to forget their duty? –No. –How many men to you plan to take out, Roger? –250. –Tea? –I only drank tea once…in a hospital. –They’re celebrating the revolution. –It’s the Fourth of July! –What do we do? –Wait for the train. -Danny, … Read more

(Elvis enters in Military uniform) Take it, just take it all. –Thank you, Jesus! –Well, don’t thank Jesus. Thank Jerry Lee Lewis. All I ever wanted was a little pink house with a blue door… a little baby sittin’ in a high chair. Babydoll, I’mma buy you the biggest weddin’ ring in all ‘a London … Read more

Hey English, I got something, ah, scholastic to discuss with you. What I’m saying here is…your’e Mr History, right…..I got this essay on the fall of Rome. I didn’t even know they were in trouble!! (All singing) Goose: So come on and tell us, Johnny. Louis: What’s the secret of success? Johnny: You’ve gotta take … Read more