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And now my friend, the first rule of Italian driving. Whatsa behind me (breaks rear view mirror off and tosses it behind him), is not important! Can you smell the Queen Marys butt Damn, I almost had it! Fifty-five is fast enough to kill you, but slow enough to make you think you’re safe. Gary … Read more

–Let me see your movie. When can I see it?–You can’t. Because you have to wait in line like everyone else. All it took was a whisper. Anyone brave enough to come back to this town is a hero, David. Are they gonna kill you? Because everywhere I go I got these guys following me. … Read more

may i ask where your eggs are from? a hens vagina mice, basque separatist mice. MRS NICE: I breakfast thrown in? EDDIE: It depends who’s serving, sometimes I bring it on a tray. MRS NICE: Is breakfast thrown in? EDDIE: It depends who’s serving, sometimes I bring it on a tray. One of the funniest … Read more