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1) So how old were you when he attacked you? 2)…(Gasps) Seventeen… 1)’He turned just in time to see her enter the room. With her long, slender legs that climed hight up her skirt, leading to 2 tumoltious, round, melon breasts– 2)’Round, melon’ What? Now why you want to label it like food? And what … Read more

1- Its over now? 2-Yes…Yes it is. Michael Myers is in hell, buried, where he belongs. DIE… YOU… SON… BITCH!!!! -Rachel Hey you1 This is city property, no trespassing. What, are you deaf? Don’t try any of that Halloween shit with me. All right, I’m on the telephone to the police right now, so don’t … Read more

‘I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left.’ -Was that the Boogeyman? 1) *strangling sounds* 2) I’ll kill you if this is a joke, (1). 1)Is that dog?….it’s still warm 2)He got hungry 1)What would you say if I told you you have a date tomorrow night? 2)I’d probably say … Read more