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…and then fire, shot down from the sky, in bolts, like shinin blades of a knife. and it ripped right throew the flesh of thechildren of the sun, and the moon, and the earth. and so then god, sewed the wound up to a hole, pullaround to our bellies to remind us the price we … Read more

Hammer, you’re the baddest heeb this side of Tel Aviv. new santa: Is this any way to greet an old family friend? hammer: I think it is. new santa: No, it isn’t. hammer: I think it is. new santa: No, it really isn’t. Oy vey, I’m stuffed. Shabat Shallom motherfucker! What are you doing here? … Read more

First we’re going to take an hour meditation break. Then we’re going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi. Hello campers, it’s a glorious morning. The key word … Read more