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1) What will you tell the doctor? 2) That I shot myself. 1) With a bow and arrow? 2) I didn’t realize it was loaded. 1. Ok, I had um..impure thoughts. 2. Really! I mean…really? 1. yes, and I de-de 2. Deceased? Decapitated?? 1. De-despaired. 2. That’s it? 1. Yeah. 2. You don’t know how … Read more

–How about those Bears? –Fuck the Bears. –Where you going? –Nowhere. You wanna come? Anybody can get a gun, Otis. Henry- got any cigerattes? Otis- not since superman died! henry-what did you say otis? otis-i said i feel like killing somebody. henry-let’s go for a ride, otis. I don’t want to talk about Leroy! I’d … Read more

1 – Are you willing to commit yourself to this? To really work on it? To give it its due in the face of adversity and discouragment, to rise to the challenge you yourself have set? And don’t give me any of that wonderstruck ‘I’m only a humble garbage man’ bullshit, either. 2 – It … Read more