admin Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist. (Chanting:)Mola Ram, Sudaram…Mola Ram, Sudaram(/b> (Character name), prepare to meet Kali! 1) Look at all the birds! 2) They’re not birds, doll, they’re giant vampire bats. 1) Look at all the birds! 2) They’re not birds, they’re bats. 1)Give me your hat! 2)Why? 1)So I can throw up in … Read more
#1) Dad! #2) What?! #1) Dad! #2) What!? #1) Head for the fireplace #1) Dr. Jones? I knew it was you. You have your father’s eyes. #2) And my mother’s ears, but the rest belongs to you. #1) Sounds like the best parts have already been spoken for. #1) That doesn’t look like a library. … Read more
–Why’d you come up? –Because…I wanted to be sad. Now I’m sad. girl #1: I wanna be like Kelly when i grow up. girl #2: and i wanna be like jennifer. girl #1: and i wanna a body like gwens. girl #2: no shit! I hope Lou doesn’t pull a dirty dog on us. No … Read more