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A snowdad is better then no dad. better snowdad than nodad But Dad? Did u just call me but dad?? Dad’s the snow man!! Do you think we should leave her up for christmas Fucker’s a snowman! i am the whizzard of blizzard! hahahaha I AM THE WIZZARD OF BLIZZARDS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Luke i am ur … Read more

–When I grow up, I want to be a gynecologist. –You need to give a reason. –You’re the reason, Miss Marquez. 1. Losers say what? 2. What? 1. Losers! Angry Man: I’m a loser. You’re a son of a bitch. Jack: I can’t believe you said that. You cussed. You said the B-word. As we … Read more

#1)Shit. This dude got dogs. I don’t do dogs. I had a … real bad experience, man. #2)What happened? #1)I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE. (A fter blowing up a van) You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! –Don’t spend it. Invest. –In what? –In gold. –I am going to New York tomorrow … Read more