admin

–Have you ever seen a man bleed to death? I’ve seen that, many times. –Why have you seen that? –I used to produce music videos. –She must think this is a big movie. –Maybe it is a big movie. A lot of great actresses started out in porn. Bring me my back brace and my … Read more

*Japan is a very old place. We must embrace new ways. The first think we need to do, is learn how to make a good watch. *That will never happen! *They are Samurai. You know Samurai? **Yes, thats 2 fat men wrestling in a circle. *No, that is Sumo. Samurai are warriors, sumo is fake. … Read more

–Mama, you married Daddy when he was poor and he got rich, didn’t he? –I scared your daddy into getting rich, beautiful. You’re not scary enough. A fool such as I. Being crazy about a woman…is always the right thing to do. Being a decrepit old bag of bones – that’s ridiculous, getting old. Chicken … Read more