admin -According to her they’ll be happy that I’m a man. Apparently they think any woman over thirty who isn’t married is a lesbian. -Yeah, it’s always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice. -I’m as liberal as the next guy. -If the next guy is a redneck. -Well, I’m working on a … Read more
–Do you believe in God? –The question is does God believe in me? A normal man, given a group photograph of school girls and asked to point out the loveliest one, will not necessarily choose the nymphet among them. A paradise with a sky the color of hell flames, but a paradise all the same. … Read more
#1. What else do I get with it..? #2. You get a gold-plated Rolls Royce…as long as you pay for it. #1:What’s that? #2: It’s Gloria. #1: I know THAT’s Gloria, what’s THAT? #2: It’s fertilizer. #1: We sent you out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a … Read more