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Top 20 Worst Song Titles of All Time
InnocentEnglish.com has undertaken the grueling, painful task of going through hundreds, even thousands, of corny, stupid, dumb, mildly amusing, kinda funny and so-bad-they’re-almost-good song titles, in an attempt to find the top twenty worst song titles of all time. Here are the fruits of this exhaustive search (Interestingly, the challenging art of coming up with the stupidist song titles ever seems to have been mastered almost exclusively by country artists).
Some of the worst songs titles are:
1. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
2. There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ for You
3. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
4. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
5. I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
6. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now
7. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
8. Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade
9. If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?
10. Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
11. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
12. I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
13. She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft
14. I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
15. They May Put Me In Prison But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breaking Out
16. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
17. I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It’s Love
18. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here
19. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
20. C’mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range
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5 Responses to “Top 20 Worst Song Titles of All Time””
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Section: Funny Poems and Songs
November 6th, 2008 at 8:50 am
keep UP tHE GOod wORk!
November 11th, 2008 at 2:58 am
I haven’t laughed so much in a long time. Fantastic
December 26th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
try “warp to world 96″
March 20th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Why are people making fun of these songs when my prison boyfriend WROTE half of them?
Its rude????
I think these people are mean?
March 27th, 2009 at 6:43 am
New addition: “My Life Would Suck Without You”.