#1-Figures you wouldn’t know how to work it if it’s got a computer.
#2-Oh yeah, Mister Wizard, you know, eh…
#1-Let me try, I’m a genius.
(1)maybe this will rekindle your memory..give it to her!(2)its my last one!(1)now!(2)okay here you go……its a jelly…..
(Driving van)Did you ever notice,like in movies, they don’t look at the road for a long time, eh?
(Farting sound)Awh, you farted!
(going down a hill with no brakes)
No point in steering now.
(in jail)
Chip here, does the killing. I don’t like to kill. I’m the brains, eh. Like, we got over $5 billion in our hide out. Only some of the money’s marked, eh, so we’re not spending it. We’s just waiting.
You’s guys like a smoke?
No way, eh! We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us.
(wearing a black goalies mask)
(makes deep breathng noise) I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
1) My brother’s a murderer! 2) Take off! 1) Oh, he’s not dead, his chest’s moving.
1)Ewh, You farted! 2) No, it wasn’t me, it was the chair,eh.
1)He’s dead, what did you give him?2)Oh, just a thing, a hyperdermic needle.
1)Luke I’m your father you knob 2) He saw Jedi 17 times eh.
1)Who’s driving?
2)You are…in case she sues for whiplash I don’t know you…I’m just a hitch-hiker, eh?
1-I have a photographic memory, I never forget a thing.2-Good that will be helpful in the case then.1-Anything I can do to help.2-Thats a nice sculpture, who is it?Napoloen?1-No, no its Bonaparte.2-Oh okay,who was the sculptor?1-oh i cant remember, I’m terrible with names.2- I thought you said you had a photographic memory? (awkward silence)
1.) I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
2.) He saw Jedi 17 times, eh!
1.) You killed him! He’s dead! I’m a witness! Police! Police! 2.) I didn’t do nothin’! 1.) My brother’s a murderer! 2.) Take off!
1.Is it just me or is it getting warmer in here? 2.I didn’t notice anything.
1: Objection, you can not split pleas like that.
2: Two bowls of split plea soup to go, eh.
(1)Looks like hes bummed out. (2)Stick a pin in ‘is bum, eh? (1)NO WAY!!!! Whatr u on, Valium?????(2)Maybe…
(1)Looks like hes bummed out. (2)Stick a pin in ‘is bum, eh? (1)NO WAY!!!! Whatr u on, Valium?????(2)Maybe…
1) What are you doing? 2) Just testing the brakes, eh, they feel a little soft.
How’s it going, eh?
Last one in the house is a big idiot. Take off, eh.
My brother’s got a bleedin’ nose, eh. We need some kleenex or something.
Don’t wreck our show, you hoser!
1)What the stink are they doing in there?
2)Would you like me to tilt your chair back?
1)Shut up.
All the bowling alley’s were destroyed. So I spent most of my time…looking for BEER!
BOB: Did you see the way she was lookin’ at me?
DOUG: Yeah, because she thought you were some kind of freak!
BOB:Growl, will you lion? DOUG:Yeah, come oh eh? Crank his tail, eh? B:Stick a pin in his bum. D:No way ,eh? B:What are you on Valium? B:Oh jez, we better start the movie
Doug: Are you a good or bad mutant? Bob: No way, eh. Radiation has made me a menace to society, eh.
Doug: Somebody horked our clothes!
Bob: Geez, who’d want to hork our clothes, eh?
DOUG: Those big cons are gonna’ love you, eh.
BOB: What do ya’ mean?
DOUG: Your a cute little guy. There gonna’ be LOVIN’ you from dawn until dusk.
BOB: Where are you gonna’ be?
DOUG: I’ll be in the cafeteria selling smokes.
Geez, I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!
Geez, you’re real nice. If I didn’t have puke breath, I’d kiss you.
Hey – Somebody horked our clothes eh?
I am your father luke, give in to the dark side of the force you knob
I do.
I do.
I guess were married, clerk. Where’s the honeymoon?
Order. Order.
Give me a toasted back of bacon, hold the toast.
I must instruct you not to speak unless you are spoken to.
Geez, he’s starting to sound like the old man. Pretty soon he’ll be sending me out for beers.
I’m takin’ you to the looney bin, then I’m goin’ to the brewery.
It figures you wouldn’t know how to work it if it’s got a computer.
It’s a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.
It’s not a dream, it’s in your underwear.
Jeez, you’re real nice. If I didn’t have puke-breath, I’d kiss you.
Judge: I would advise you, Mr McKenzie, not to speak unless you are
spoken to.
Bob McKenzie: He’s starting to sound like the old man. Pretty soon
he’ll be sending me out for beers.
Last one in the house is a… a big idiot.
Lawyers are for sucks
Let them see how big the screen is.
Luke give in to the dark side of the force you knob.
Me and my brother used to say that drowning in beer was like heaven. Now he’s not here and I got two soakers. This isn’t heaven this sucks.
Me and my brother used to think drowning in beer would be like heaven. Now he’s not here…I’ve got two soakers, this isn’t heaven…this SUCKS!
My brother always said that drowing in beer would be like heaven…..
well my brother isn’t here and I’ve got two soakers. This isn’t heaven this sucks.
MY BROTHER ALWAYS SAID THAT DROWNING IN BEER WOULD BE LIKE HEAVEN. WELL, MY BROTHER’S NOT HERE AND I GOT 2 SOAKERS…..THIS ISN’T HEAVEN THIS SUCKS.
MY BROTHER ALWAYS SAID THAT DROWNING IN BEER WOULD BE LIKE HEAVEN. WELL, MY BROTHERS NOT HERE AND I HAVE TO SOAKERS…THIS SUCKS.
My brother and I used to say that drownin’ in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he’s not here, and I’ve got two soakers… this isn’t heaven, this sucks!
My burps are giving me whip-lash eh.
Ohhh, my left nut.
Ow My Left Nut!!
Shut up! I could crush your head .. like a nut .. but I won’t .. because I need you.
Statue a’ Liberty…….Take off you fleshy headed mutant!!!!!
Take off you hoser!
Take off, that’s beer money, eh.
Thanks son. What took you 5 minutes,would have taken us 5 hours!
The power of the force stops you you hosers
The Roof just blew off the institute…
There wasn’t much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So’s I spent most of my time looking for beer.
They did this on their album (crowd starts booing)
This movie was shot in 3-B–three beers and it looks good…
This movie was shot in 3B, three beers and it looks good, eh?
We found a mouse in this beer, eh
We made a movie, eh. So, we’re goin’ to show that now.
What kinda movie is this?Zoom in on this, eh.
You know who that guy is? That’s Jean LaRose, Montreal Canadien rookie of the year two years ago. Doesn’t play hockey no more.
Take off! He’s a cop and he knows your lying about the mouse in the bottle and he’s gonna arrest you and I’m a witness.
You want to know how to WRECK a movie, eh. Take a jar of months into the theater, eh and let .. and then like uh release them at a point in the movie when you know what’s going to happen, eh and then all of the moths will fly up to the projection booth window and cloud it up and you can demand your money back.
Zoom out, eh. Let’s show them how big the screen is, eh. .. Like normally we just have Great White North, eh, but look we got .. what’s that over there?
Ok, like England, Ireland and France, eh.
He’s a genious. He knows the islands.
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