#1 Killian… I’ll be back. #2 Only in a rerun.
(1) Killian! I’ll be back!
(2) Only in a rerun.
(1) You bastard! Drop dead!
(2) I don’t do requests.
(1)How’s this one? Case one-fourteen: school teacher, killed his wife and his mother-in-law at a faculty dinner party with a steak-knife.
(2)Yeah. See, I like that quality.
(1)I’ll be back. (2)Only in a rerun.
(1)Sign here. Here, here, here, use my back, victim.
(2)(plunges pen into 1’s back
(1)Sign here. Here, here, here, use my back, victim.
(2)(plunges pen into 1’s back)
(1)Would you spare me the combat zens speech what the hells the matter with you…this isn’t a game their bettin on richards out there…(2) Bullshit. (1) Get Outta Here…Get em outta here..what’s the matter steroids make ya deaf ?…get him outa here now!!
(Chrismas Tree getting whacked out)GOD GO TO COMMERCIALS
Oh, I’m sorry Mister…
That’s okay, what’s your name.
Stan, you’re doing good work, your works beautiful. Don’t worry.
………..Brenda if that ass-hole is mopping the floor tomorrow you will be
mopping it for the rest of the week.
1) Forget it Killian! I won’t do it.
It’s not a request moron, it’s an order!
I don’t need this crap! This stuff is garbage! I…I was killing guys
like this ten years ago with my bare hands! I’m not going for any of
these tricks! This is a sport of death and honour! Code of the
2) What the hell’s the
matter with you!?! Can’t you see what’s going on out there!?! This
isn’t a game! They’re betting on Richards up there!
1) Hi cutie-pie. You know one of us is in deep trouble. Do you know who I
Sure, I’ve seen you before. You’re the ass-hole on TV.
1) I don’t know they’re all so good.
Well, my husband and my little boy, they have their favourites, but I
like my men big and cuddly.
Yeah? Who is it?
1) I said the crowd is unarmed! There are lots of women and children down
there! All they want is food for-gods-sake!
As you were Richards. Proceed with plan alpha. All rioters must be
The hell with you I will not fire on helpless people! Abort mission. We
return back to base.
1) I’m warning you, I get sea-sick, air-sick. I’m going to throw-up all over you.
2) Go ahead. Won’t show on this shirt.
1) It’s the original video from the Bakersfield massacre, before they
edited for broadcasting.
Where did you hide that?
It’s none of your business.
1) Last seasons winners….
No, last seasons losers.
1) Network broadcast centre, my ass. I don’t know what Laughlan was
talking about there’s nothing out here.
Me and my big mouth. We should have taken the trip to Hawaii.
I had the shirt for it, but you fucked it up.
1) Okay…I think…the next kill will be made by…Ben Richards.
Hold it, hold it. Agnus, Richards is a runner, you’ve got to pick a
I can pick anyone a choose, and I choose, Ben Richards. That boy’s one
1) What about those bank robbers? The ones that made that suicide pact.
Did they commit suicide?
Obviously not, Damon.
Then they’re unreliable.
1) Yeah! Thank you. Your beautiful. I love you. Yes! Your beautiful. Thank
you. Hahaha. Shhh…it’s show time!
Now tell me, what’s the number one television show in the whole, wide
The Running Man!
And who loves you and who do you love?
One more time!
1-I am gonna throw up all over you! 2-Go ahead! It won’t show on this shirt
1. Oh yeah well why should i? 2. Coz im gonna say PLEEEEASE!
1. Why aren’t you laughing now, bitch? 2. Because there’s nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.
Amber: I warn you I get sick. Car sick, air sick. And I’m going to throw up all over you.
Richards: That’s ok. On this shirt it wont show.
Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? If the answer is
yes, then you’re ready for Captain Freedom’s Work-out!!
Captain freedom, please report to waredrobe
Get him out of here! What’s the matter,
steroids make you deaf!?! Get him out of here, now!
Hello, this is Killian. Give me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division.
Help! He’s entered and is in my house! The Butcher
of Bakersfield is in my bathroom!!!!
Here is Sub-Zero, now, PLAIN zero!
Hey Christmas Tree
Hey, lighthead, hey Christmas Tree.
How ’bout a light?
I drink, Cadre Cola. It hits the spot.
I mean, that guy. He’s killed, what? Sixty, eighty, a hundred people?
I told Killian I’d be back…and I wouldn’t want to be a liar.
I’ll be back! Only in the re-runs.
I’m not into politics.
I’m not into politics. I’m into survival.
If you’re not ready to act, give me a break and shut up!
Jam the signal? Jam it up your ass!
Killian.,….I’ll be back
Mister Richards, I’m your court appointed theatrical agent. It’s time.
This chainsaws part of me, and Im gonna make it part of you!
This is television, that’s all it is. It has nothing to do with people, it’s to do with ratings! For fifty years, we’ve told them what to eat, what to drink, what to wear… for Christ’s sake, Ben, don’t you understand? Americans love television. They wean their kids on it. Listen. They love game shows, they love wrestling, they love sports and violence. So what do we do? We give ’em *what they want*! We’re number one, Ben, that’s all that counts, believe me. I’ve been in the business for thirty years.
What a hot head
what happened to buzzsaw?
He had to split
What’s the matter, steroids make you deaf?
What’s the number one television show in the whole wide world?
WHERES’ BUZZSAW, HE HAD TO SPLIT
You cold blooded bastard! I’ll tell you what I think of it, I’d live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I’m going to ram it into your stomach, and break your goddamn spine!!
You’re lucky he didn’t kill you. Or rape you, then kill you. Or kill you, then rape you.
You’re lucky he didn’t rape you then kill you. Or kill you then rape you. A guy that size, what would stop him?
YOUR A PRETTY GOOD ACTOR, WHO’S ACTING
YOUR LUCKY HE DID NOT RAPE YOU THAN KILL YOU, OR KILL YOU THAN RAPE YOU, A MAN LIKE THAT WHO WOULD STOP HIM
[Referring to dead bodies]
Amber: They’re running men. Last season’s winners.
Fireball: No. Last season’s losers.
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