Movie Quotes from Princess Diaries, The: Quotes from the movie Princess Diaries, The
!. You can call me Joe. 2. Joey? 1. Ha, ha, ha. No Joe.
‘Wow’ is the power to effect change.
(background)walter don’t swing on the rope – you’ll choke yourself again
(Having desert at the fancy dinner) ahhhrrr eeeehh ahh ech oooohhh!!
(MIA CONSTANTLY PRESSES PARTITION BUTTON IN LIMO).JOE:PRINCESS,MAY I POINT OUT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PUSH IT,IT WILL STILL GO UP & DOWN THE SAME WAY.
(mia):you’ll never guess what josh just asked me….(michael):can i borrow a comb?
(SONG):YOU GOTTA MOVE ON FROM WHAT’S BREAKING YOUR HEART/YOU’LL GET YOUR WINGS AT THE RIGHT TIME/EVEN EAGLES MUST LEARN HOW TO FLY/DON’T LET LIFE PASS YOU BY.
(SOUNDTRACK SONG):WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
**Claps** Amelia! Does your bad posture affect your hearing??
*telephone rings* Gupta. Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. *hangs up* The queen is coming.
-Because you saw me when I was invisible.
1) Hey Joe, can we 86 the flags? 2)No, the flags allow me to park anywhere. The flags stay.
1) Where is she going? 2) The tower. 1) She has a tower?
1) You have pears in your flowers. 2) Genovian pears, we’re famous for them.
1) Amelia, you look so… young.
2) Thank you. And you look so… [long pause] …clean.
1) I can’t talk to you right now, I’m late for a meeting with my guidance counselor. 2) Well I’m late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!
1) Just block one Mia. Just block one! 2) I can’t! I’m a girl 1) What am I, a duck?
1) Ms. Gupta did you see what she did to me?! 2) Oh no honey I was in a very important meeting. Call a dry cleaner
1) OO! ‘I’ll do some labour free.’ You uh, sweet on her? 2) She’s my sister’s best friend! 1) Well that’s the hardest place to be, between friend and uh, friendlier! Eh?
1) So you mean like a date? 2) Nooooo, music, cars. 1) Well would it include pizza? With M&M’s
1) So you mean like a date? 2) Nooooo, music, cars. 1) Well would it include pizza? With M&M’s?
1) So you mean like a date? 2) Nooooo, music, cars. 1) Well would it include pizza? 2) Of course, pizza’s a given. 1) With M&M’s?
1) Why me? 2) Because you saw me when I was invisible.
1)(in reference to the two limos) One of them is yours. 2) So you raise limos, too?
1)(takes the glasses off 2 faces) Do you have contacts? 2) Yes, but I don’t like to wear them. (1 snaps the glasses in half.) You broke my glasses! 1) Well, you broke my brush!
1)Tell me something, do you wear contacts? 2) I have them, but I don’t like to wear them.*snap*Hey! You broke my glasses! 1) You broke my brush
1- Jerk and Jerkette sighting
1- What, you’ve never seen two idiots exchanging saliva?
1. This dance is between a waltz and a tango. 2. It’s a wango?
1. Mia, you’re such a FREAK! 2. Yeah, yeah, I am, but you know what? Someday I just might grow out of that; but you, you will never stop being a jerk.
1. Please say something. 2. Well, I wouldn’t know what to say. A pictures worth a thousand words and you have TWO pictures.
1. you know, you look like shaft. 2. yes.
1. you may call me Joe 2. Joey? 3. heh heh heh, no.
1.) Give her a smooch! 2.) Hit him again!
1.) now tell me, do you have contacts? 2.) yea, but i don’t wear them much 1.) *snap* now, you do 2.)you broke my glasses! 1.) shrug, you broke my brush
1.i cant do this im a girl
(the girl gym teacher looks at her)
2.what am i a duck
1.You can call me Joe. 2. Joey? 1. Ha, ha, ha. No Joe.
A:You broke my glasses! B:You broke my brush.
And if I’m not too much of a freak already, let’s add a tiara!!
ANNA:WHAT,WE’RE FRIENDS WITH MIA NOW?LANA:YES,WE HATE JOSH.ANNA:I’M SORRY.IT’S REALLY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH WHO WE’RE NOT TALKING TO ANYMORE.
ARE SURE YOU CAN RUN YOUR OWN COUNTRY? I MEAN YOU CAN BARELY KEEP YOUR GOLDFISH ALIVE FOR MORE THAN 3 DAYS.
as always this is as good as it’s gonna get.
BARON:ONE DAY WE WILL OWN GENOVIA AGAIN,AND YOUR FACE WILL BE ON A POSTAGE STAMP.
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket….
Clairise: Seems like I don’t have an option. Mia: If I have to. Clairisse: BUT I WANT NOT ONE WORD OF THIS, UNTIL *THAT* EVENING, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!?!
Clarisse: Have you ever experienced that INSTANT headache right after you eat ice? Chinese Guy: No.
CONDUCTOR:WE’RE NOT ALL THAT.QUEEN:BUT YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE.
Couch a falling star and put it in your pocket never let it fade away.
Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all. From now on you’ll be traveling the road between who you think you are and who you can be. The key is to allow yourself to make the journey.
DOES ANYONE HAVE A SABER?I HAVE AN UMBRELLA.I HAVE AN EMERGENCY BRAKE.
EVERYONE HAS PRE-CORANATION JITTERS,INCLUDING ME.EVERYONE THAT IS EXCEPT FOR FAT LOUIE.HE HAS TOTALLY ADAPTED TO BEING A ROYAL.I GUESS HE WAS ONE ALL ALONG.
GIRL#1:SHE’S GONNA BARF.GIRL#2:SHE’S GONNA HURL.GIRL#3:SOMEBODY COVER THE TUBA.
Goodbye Trolley People!
Goodbye Trolley People!!
GROVE CONTROLS OUR MINDS WITH WHAT THEY TEACH US.BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?THEY’RE NOT SATSIFIED WITH THAT.
HELEN:LET’S NOT KEEP SPAIN AND PORTUGAL WAITING.
Hellen:a week a go, mia was a normal kid. Clarisse:No, she had never been nomal. She’s born royal!
HEY CHOPPER BOY.OVER HERE,ROYAL D.J.’s
Hey Princess!! You’re the most popular girl in school. Everyone wants to take your picture, everyone wants to be your best friend!
Hey wait for me! Not you, I don’t even know you!
Hey! It’s Mia ThermopoLIPS!
I am invisible, and I am wet
I am so sick of you telling me what to do. I already get it from my mom and now my grandmom and I don’t need it from you!
I BELEIVE I’M BEGINNING TO FEEL THAT CORN DOG.
I DON’T HAVE ANY SISTERS.BUT I DO HAVE A CAT.
I DON’T WANNA RUN MY OWN COUNTRY.I JUST WANNA PASS THE 10th GRADE.
I don’t want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.
I HOPE YOU GET YOUR REAL FOOT-POPPING KISS
I hope you have your first foot-poppin’ kiss.
i just want my foot to pop
i know there’s something your not telling me and friends tell so you know what?! Here is YOUR friendship charm, i’m taking it off… and it’s going in the dirt
I LOOK LIKE AN ASPARAGUS.MOM:BUT A VERY VERY CUTE ASPARAGUS
I Looove your eyebrows. We’ll call them Frieda and Ghana.
I raise mustangs! That is not a sensible car for a princess.
I raise Mustangs. That is not a sensible car.
I REALIZED HOW MANY STUPID TIMES A DAY I USE THE WORD I.THATS PROBALY ALL I EVER DO.HOW LAME IS THAT WHEN THERE ARE 7 BILLION OTHER PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.IF I STARTED THINKING OF THE OTHER 7 BILLION OUT THERE THAT WOULD PROBALY BE A MUCH BETTER USE OF MY TIME.
I SPUN WITHOUT HURTING ANYONE 2)THAT’S GOOD NEWS.
I SPUN WITHOUT HURTING ANYONE.
I TOLD YOU I NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.
I was stuck with the happy houdini while you were making out with a yachting yahoo
I’ll do some labor free.
I’m a, a, princess? SHUT UP!!
I beg your pardon, shut up?
Your majesty, in america it doesn’t always meen be quiet, it means gee whiz, golly wholly…..
I’m invisible and I’m wet.
I’m the head of your security, and you want me to be a chauffer and a babysitter?
I’ve never put on pantyhose but… It sounds dangerous.
I’ve never put on pantyhose, but it sounds dangerous.
i’ve never riden in a limo, he admitted bitterly to himself as he crossed through the open window. he looked out the bay, the fog looming like his pathetic life before him… i can’t believe i won an emmy.
If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx that child would have your eyebrows.
If Groucho Marx and Brooke Shields ever got married, their kids would have your eybrows.
Is this my punishment for driving without a licensed driver?
IT COSTS TO BE COOL,HUH?
It never rains on Willie Brown!
IT WAS REALLY BAD AND MY FOOT DIDN’T EVEN POP.
ITS NOT APPROPRITE FOR ROYALTY TO JINGLE
Jeramiah- Shazam (pulls a coin from Lily’s ear) Lily- Women don’t appreciate being treated like a vending machine
joe: no doggie on the dassboard!
Just incase I’m not enough of a freak already, let’s add a tiara!
JUST MAKE ME AN EDEN.
LANA GOT CONED!
LANA(SINGING):STUPID CUPID/STOP PICKING ON ME/GO AND PLAY ROBIN HOOD WITH SOMEONE ELSE’S HEART/I’D LIKE TO CLIP YOUR WINGS SO YOU CAN’T FLY.
lana: ooh look everyone the perfect nerd couple . girls: mya and mia.
montana: is one of your magic tricks your hair. giggle. sunglasses girls its hair glare time . lana: the sweater your wearing was it made for you or did the knity machine just blow up?
Lilly by seeing Mia’s hear: Weirder!
Michael: Attractive weirder!
Lilly see’s Mia’s new hairdress: Wow! Who distroyed you!
Lilly: She has a hat! Do you really think wearing that hat is gonna
keep people from seeing your new ‘Lana-do’? Just because the
student population might be morally bankrupt but they’re not
Mia: Lilly! Just stop it okay! Just because your hair sucks, get off
Lilly: Shut Up! Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up!!! Mia: God Lily is that all you can say?
Lilly: You being a princess is a kind of a miracle! Mia: What miracle? It’s a nightmare!
LILlY:YOU KNOW,YOU LOOK LIKE SHAFT?JOE:YES.
Lily: I was stuck with a happy houdini while you were making out with a yachting yahoo.
Mia: Those are really great alleterations…
Lily: I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALLETERATIONS.
Lily:Cute, Jeremiah, but the way to a girl’s heart is not by treating her like a vending machine.
Me, I’m a princess, SHUT UP!
Mia (to Fat Louie): Louie, you are so lucky you don’t know who your parents are.
Mia about the BEach Party: I hope my foot will pop!
Mia against Clarisse: Grandma, is it customary in Genovia to impress you diner gasts with hermes charps?
Mia before the beachparty against her mum: Ok, i look like a asperge. Helen: But a very qute asperge.
MIA NO LONGER STANDS FOR MISSING IN ACTION.
Mia: hey Micheal, guess what josh bryant just asked me!!
Micheal: Can i borrow a comb?
Mia: I know it’s a little straighter and shorter… Lily: Weirder!
Michael: An attractive weirder.
MIA:DO YOU RAISE LIMOSINES TOO?
Mia:Hey Lana, You know thats a cute outfit. I bet it goes with everything!
Mia:(Rubs her icecream cone all over it)
Lana:your such a freak mia
Mia:yeah,yeah i am a freak, but one day Ill grow out of that,But you, you will never stop being a jerk!…
MIA:I CAN’T.I’M A GIRL.COACH:WHAT AM I,A DUCK?MIA:YOU’RE AN ATHLETIC GIRL.I’M MORE OF A HORSEBACK-RIDING,WALL-CLIMBING,YOGA-DOING TYPE OF GIRL.
MIA:I DON’T HAVE A FAMILY WITH EITER ONE OF YOU.YOU IGNORED ME FOR 15 YEARS,AND YOU LIED TO ME.FAMILIES DON’T DO STUFF LIKE THAT TO ONE ANOTHER.
MIA:I’M A GIRL.COACH:WHAT AM A DUCK
MIA:I’M GOING TO STRAIGHTEN THE ROYAL BEDCHAMBER.
MIA:IN 15 YEARS,YOU COULDN’T FIND A SPARE MINUTE TO TELL ME MY FATHER’S A ROYAL?
MIA:IT’S NOT A SENSIBLE CAR FOR ANYONE.IT DOESN’T RUN.
MIA:JUST REWIND AND FREEZE.
MIA:PLEASE DON’T SQUISH MY SOY NUTS.GUARD:YOUR SOY NUTS ARE SAFE.
MIA:WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLIDE IN 1st.QUEEN:I NEVER SLIDE.
MICHAEL:YOU’VE BEEN LISTENING TO THE SOUNDS OF FLYPAPER.WE’RE FLYING AWAY NOW.
MOM:YOUR GRANDMOTHER CALLED.MIA:WHAT?MOM:THE *LIVE* ONE
MOM:YOUR GRANDMOTHER CALLED.MIA:WHAT?MOM:THE LIVE ONE,THE ONE WHO LIVES IN GENOVIA,CLARICE.MIA:WOW.THAT’S INTRESTING.SHE’S NEVER CONTACTED US BEFORE.WHAT DID SHE WANT?MOM:SHE’S IN TOWN.SHE WANTS TO HAVE TEA.MIA:TEA?SHE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM EUROPE,AND SHE WANTS TO HAVE ****TEA****?
MOST KIDS HOPE FOR A CAR ON THEIR 16th BIRTHDAY,NOT A COUNTRY.
Mr. O’Connel is not married, is not living with anyone, plus he’s not pierced, tattoed or hair-plugged. Do you realize how rare a find that is South of Market Street?
Mr. Robituson: I wrote a chatacter like you once. He was a spy…
Joe: I’m not a spy…
Mr. R: That’s what the character said….
MY DAD THINKS ***I’M***A PRINCESS.
my italian teacher sux
NO BOBBING OF THE HEAD.IT’S NOT A DOGGY ON A DASHBOARD.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Oh come on girls, its a ball, not a snake!
OH.NED WAS REALLY WAILING
PALLO:IT WAS I WHO OUTTED YOU,DO TO SPEAK.I DON’T MEAN TO IMPLY….JOE:AHEM.PALLO:GRAGINA MERE.BUT NOT FOR MONEY.PALLO HATES MONEY.HE SPITS ON MONEY.WELL,THERE WAS SOME MONEY.
PALLO:IT WAS I WHO OUTTED YOU,SO TO SPEAK.I DON’T MEAN TO IMPLY…
Paolo: Shall I’ll tell you a little secret?
Mia: Tell me!
Paolo: The comcomber does nothing, it’s something we make up!
Pick a card pick a card. Mra… mra.. Mra
Princess Mia what do you do about pimples?!!
Princess:I already have braces
Queen: No its more than orthidonction!
Queen Clarisse, my expectation in life is to be invisible; and I’m good at it.
Queen: I do believe I’m beginning to feel that corndog!
Queen: You are Princess of Genova
Mia: Shut up!
Queen: You are Princess…… of Genova
Mia: Shut up!
San Fransisco is a strange place. When I bought the pumps they asked me if I wanted a bag or if I wanted to wear them.
see this friendship bracelet? I’M THROWING IT IN THE DIRT!
She has a tower?
So Mia? Is it true what I hear? Are you really going to speak at the bulimic convention? So you can speak and barf at the same time?
Somebody sat on me again.
thank you for being here today.
The brave don’t live forever, but the cautious don’t live at all.
The brave don’t live forever. but the cautious don’t live at ally
The brave may not live for ever, but the cautious don’t live at all> princess diaries
The brave may not live forever, but the cautious don’t live at all.
The elegant European didn’t stay for tea…but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air.
These bags! You have one of these bags! You know we could hawk one of these and feed a whole third world country
This is a non-riot hearse. If this were a hearse, there would be silence in the back seat.
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Voltaire, hair. I would personally like to learn about Voltaire.
Wait for me! Wait for me! No, not you… I don’t even know you!
WE MIGHT HAVE TO THINK OF A NEW SECRET HANDSHAKE.
WELCOME TO MY TALK SHOW:SHUT UP & LISTEN.
What has your Grandma turned into the Big Bad Wolf?
WHAT?THAT BACKSTREET BOY CLONE…..
Why me? Because you saw me when I was invisible.
WILL THE FUNG SHWAY CLUB ****PLEASE**** STOP REARRANGING THE TABLES ON THE LAWN.
Wow is having the power to affect cahnge, make people listen. how many teenagers h ave that power? What more of a miracle do you want?
YOU ARE *****THE***** COOLEST QUEEN EVER.
You are now walking the line between who you think you are and who you can become.
You gotta be the ball!
You have a cousin who’s a contessa. Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him Pookie.
You know how in the old movies when a girl would get seriously kissed her foot would just kind of pop.
You know how in the old movies when a girl would get seriously kissed her foot would just kind pop.
YOU KNOW WHAT?I DON’T FEEL PROTECTED.YOU WAKE UP THINKING THAT YOU’RE 1 PERSON,AND IN 5 MINUTES YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU’RE A PRINCESS.
You look ridiculous, you should sue.
YOU WOULDN’T STOP DRIVING YOUR MUSTANG JUST BECAUSE A FEW BUG HIT THE WINDSHIELD,WOULD YOU/
YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JOSH BRYANT JUST ASKED ME.MICHAEL:CAN I BORROW A COMB.
You’ve been wearing black too long
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