(1)Do you want me to call public safety? (2)Do you want to get naked and start the revolution? (pause) I’ll take that as a maybe.
(1)Do you want me to call safety patrol? (2)Do you want to get naked and start the Revolution? I’ll take that as a maybe.
(1)There’s no doubt in my mind you’ll be going to Berkeley.
(1)Yes, Stanford is where you’ll be going, mister!
(1)What about next period?
(2)Twenty footers, man! Screw your period!
-she was all like, ahhh, i hate my job, im gonna burn this mother down!
-she said it was an electrical fire…
-yeah, it was electrical
..maybe there’s more to life than extreme sports and trying to get laid..?
1) How did the fire start? 2) She was like, man I hate my job I wanna burn this mother down… 1) That lady over there said it was electrical.
2)Oh yeah, totally electrical.
1)The question is what do you want. 2) Do you want me to call safety patrol? 1) Do you want me to get naked and start the Revolution? I’ll take that as a maybe.
1)What about next period? 2)20 footers man screw your period!
1-Mom, you know that money can’t buy happiness.
2-Oh grow up! Yes it can.
1-People, June is just around the corner, let’s talk graduation speakers. Ideas?
2-Toni Morrison, she’s in town that same weekend for a book signing. She’s won the Nobel Prize.
1-Interesting… Dana, didn’t you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears?
1.He’s lost his mind. 2.Yeah, lets go get lit and jump off the roof of my house. 1.Now you’re talkin.
1.Now, when I say ‘Romeo and Juliet’, who comes to mind? 2. Claire Danes? 1. That’s right, Claire Danes. Who else? 3. Leonardo DiCaprio. 1. Right. Who else? Well, you know someone else was involved in that movie who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo Di Caprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies have been made based on his plays: Hamlet, West Side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat…
A writer? What do you have to write about? You’re not oppressed, you’re not gay!
A year ago I was just another Orange County surfer.
A-What’s your name?
A-Your name’s Joe John
A-What’s your name?
A-Your name’s Joe John??
and I’m like you better not you better not.
And She Was Like I’m Gonna Burn This Mother Down And I Was Like You Better Not, You Better Not.
Big ol’ hat that goes Booooooeeeeepppp!
Bud is getting so fat. You should really talk to him, he’s going to have a heart attack. Plus he’s fat.
Can I score some of your piss?
cause some little chumps go to collage, some little chumps go home, some little chumps eat roast beef, some little chumps eat none, but this little chump is going to go wee wee wee all the way to the biz-natch.
Do I have to turn on the computer?
Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?
dude 1- that lady over there said you were in the building when the fire started. dude 2- well…i don’t know her so anything she says i a lie, cuz i’ve never seen her in my life….OK! but she was all like,’i hate my jobe, i’m gonna burn this mother down!’ and i was all like ‘you better not. you better not.’
dude shawn doesnt surf any more stoopid
or yeah i forgot he doesnt surf skate or pick his butt
Dude, we heard you tried to kill Miss Cobb!
Dude,can I score some of your piss?
GOD DAMNIT.. are you trying to ruin me? if you do this.. I’LL EAT YOUR FACE! (SEANS DAD)
got anymore beer coyote ugly?
Guys, I’m selling my board. I’ve got no time to surf. I have to spend more time on my writing.
have fun with your vip’s
Hey bro there’s a tropical storm three miles off the lagoon. Let’s go dude, surf’s up!
Hey guys! How was your trip?
Hey guys, what’s up?
Chad: Hey, what’s up dude? Hey dude, check this out. Last night we’re at this party, and little Arlo here,he decides to like confess his undying love to me. Did I tell ya he was a fruitcake or what?
Arlo: Bro, that’s not true. This is the real story dude. Chad crashed at my house right, and I woke up in the night, he wa fondling my–
Chad: Dude, I lost my keys. I was looking for ’em.
I didn’t get into college and check me out… I’m kick ass!
i didn’t get into college and check me out… im kick ass!
i didn’t get into colllege and check me out… im kick ass!
I didnt go to college and check me out….. I’m kickass.
i got all these ideasss… like.. like a shirt that says.. LLOOOOOOOOOOOSER
I got into Stanford!
I had sex with bob…4 times!!
I hate my job! im gonna burn this mother down!…i was like you better not you ,you better not!
i love scrabble, last time i laid down the word beezer, its a small cherry tree, i got tripple bonus points
i love ya dude, and it’s true, and we dont say it enough, and its not the drugs, buddy!
I need a drink, do you have any beer coyote ugly?
i need water…or i need to lie down.
I WANT MY POOTY!!
I’d like to purtose a toast
I’m a comparitive literature major. Yeah, I want to be a writer. Fiction, poetry, screenplays, whatever, you know. Actually, I have an idea for a TV show. It’s about vampires, ostensibly, you know. But underneath, it’s actually about the reunification of Germany. But it’s funny…
I’m a pull a McGyver.
I’ve Got All These Ideas Burstin Through My My My Skull.
If anyone needs us, we’ll be out in the van picking each other’s butts… NAKED!
If anyone needs us, we’ll be out in the van picking eachother’s butts…NAKED!
If you do this..i will eat your FACE!
im EXCAPING! im EXCAPING!
Is Bob dead? Did something BREAK?!
is bob dead? did something break?
Is it me or is it like hotter than hell in here
It’s just one shit storm after the other.
It’s like, his death birthday.
ust check the mail for me. Do I have to turn on your computer?…Dude you owe me one.
J: who are you? S: I’m shawn, your brother. whatcha suckin on? J: My pooty. S: Aren’t u a little old for a pooty J: WHAM! M: JAKE what did u just do? go pick up your pooty. J: NO! M: PICK UP YOUR POOTY! thats IT! Rosa take Jake upstairs and give him some riddlin. i don’t like your attitude! J: I DON’T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE!
jesus you look like a beast
Jesus you look like a beast.
Just when I need my family to come through for me, they end up doing what they always do: My mother gets plastered, my father goes beserk, and my brother burns down a building. It’s like they’ve all come together in some sort of conspiracy to prevent me from getting anywhere.
L: I was just tryin to help. S: By burning the building down?? L: But Sean, I was high. S: You’re always high, you’re a drugged out loser.
Lance: cause some little chumps go to college, some little chumps go home, some little chumps eat roast beef, some little chumps eat none, but this little chump is going to go wee wee wee all the way to the biz-natch
Lance: I think you should sue the school.
Eric: Shut up lance
Let’s get lit and go jump off the roof of my house.
Let’s get lit and jump off the roof of my house.
Let’s go get lit and jump off the roof off my house!
Lonnie always said he wanted to die eating foam in a massive wipeout.
look we’re the same height! thats neat!
Look. Sometimes I leave the office at the end of the day and I get into my car and head home…and, 15 minutes later, I’m here–parked in front of this house. It’s annoying. It’s totally out of my way.
Marcus Skinner, c/o the English Department, Stanford University
Dear Mr. Skinner, My name is Shaun Brumder and I think you are a total genius.
Mom-Why do you want to go to college? Son- Cuz, THATS WHAT YOU DO, AFTER HIGH SCHOOL!!!
My brother Lance is perpetually recovering from the night before.
Oh yeah, I forgot. He doesn’t surf or skate or pick his butt.
Scrabble? I love Scrabble! Last time I played, actually, I threw down the word mazer. Yeah, it’s a type of small cherry tree. I even got 50 bonus points!!
Sean, pick up the phone!
Sean, we’re the same height!…THAT IS NEAT!
sean, you’re my same height….that is neat!
Shaun: I have the sneaking suspicion that my English teacher is illiterate…
Mr. Burke: I noticed you used a lot of big words. Nice. Good for you. It was a little long so I didn’t read the whole thing. But who cares, cause I gave you an A.
shawn you are my same hight, that is neat.
shawn, i have a burst blood vessel in my brain, i could die at any moment, but i still keep plugging away
Shawn, where’s my piss?
She was all like AHH IM GONNA BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN….She said it was an electrical fire… Yeah yeah, an electrical fire.
so i was thinking… and were going to MEXICO!
Sometimes I laughed so hard I thought I was going to puke and die.
u gotta follow me..cuz im an expert at escaping..lets go..fast escape..fast escapes are me expertees!
Want me to get naked and start the revolution?……I’ll take that as a maybe
We’re gonna go pick each others butts (YEAH!) Naked.. (Yeah….HUH?)
We’ve got a sprinter!
We’ve got a sprinter. 5’5, no pants, unkempt………..portly.
what comes to mind when i say romeo and juliet? claire danes? leo d? the man who wrote this play was named william shakespear, who, in some ways, is almost as famous as leo d himself. great plays, like waterworld, something about mary, …etc… were written by shakespear.
what comes to mind when i say romeo and juliet? yep, claire danes. yep, leonardo dicaprio. another man involved with this movie is in some ways as famous as leonardo dicaprio himself. his name is william shakespeare. a lot of really famous movies were based on some of his plays…hamlet, the talented mr ripley, gladiator, west side story, chocolat…
Whats wrong? Did Bob die? DID SOMETHING BREAK?!?!?!
would you like some juice?…well why don’t you go to the fridge and pour yourself some? and get me some while you’re at it.
Wow you look like a beast!
You gotta be like, hey standford im checkin you out and i like what i see, you like what you see you no you do..i’ll show you a half a nip and thats it..come on you naughty little ivy league skizol..
You only dated him for like two weeks.
You said i was a shoe-in!
You think you’re going to create a T-shirt company? You can’t even dress yourself!
You’re always high.
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