(At the lesbian bar) This bar is tough. That pool table has no balls. (WOman shown playing pool without billiard balls on the table).
Je suis gay.
MELVIN:Boy,those were some pretty scary guys uh girls weren’t they?
KENT:Yeah,that tall one give me a real boner. MELVIN:A What?
KENT:Boner! Give me a boner!
MELVIN:Boy,those were some pretty scary guys,uh,girls weren’t they?
KENT:Yeah,that tall one give me a real boner. MELVIN:A What?
KENT:Boner! Give me a boner!
Police Chief: Did you catch him? Gay Cop#1: Well, he gave us the slip. Gay Cop #2: What color was your slip. Gay COp #1: It was pink. Gay Cop #2: Mine was chartreuse. Gay Cop #1: Oh, STOP!!!!
See her…f***ed her brains out last night (pan to a woman walking as if her brain is missing).
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? Head nurse.
WHy do you spell sex S-E-X? Because you can’t spell uh-uh-uh-uh.
Why is you thumb in my soup? Because I have an infetcion on my thumb and the doctor said to keep it warm.
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