Reginas mum:so whats the 411? what are the hot jams? whats everyone listening to?
“Oh my god, Danny Devito I love your work!”
#1: Do you want to go to Taco Bell? #2: I can’t go to Taco Bell I’m on an all carb diet, God Karen you are so stupid!!
(damiens in the girl’s bathroom)
girl: Hey you’re not supposed to be in here!
damien: Oh my god, Danny Devito, I LOVE YOUR WORK!
(damieon) I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK
(damieon) I WANT MZY PINK SHIRT BACK
(While in the girls bathroom)
Short Chubby Girl: Hey! Get out of here!
Damian: Oh my God! Danny DeVito! I love you work!
-Cady, do you even know who sings this? -Uhh, the Spic Girls?
-If you’re from Africa, why are you white? -Oh my God, Karen. You can’t just ask people why they’re white.
-she doesnt even go here!
-do you even go to this school?
-no, i just have a lot of feelings
-Sometime older people make jokes. Damian- My nana takes her wig off when she’s drunk. -Your nana and I have that in common.
-Trang Pak is a grosky little biotch.
-Dawn Schwiter is a fat virgin.
-Still half true.
… I know how this would be handled in the animal world….but this was girl world, and in girl world all the fighting had to be sneaky. Your hair look sexy pushed back.
……….and 4 for Glen Coco, you go Glen CoCo, and none for Gretchen Weiners good-bye.
…and on the third day god created the remington bull action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs…and the ho-mo-sex-uals. AMEN!
1) i hate this song 2)i love this song CADY) i KNOW this song!!
1) So, have you seen any guys that you think are cute yet? 2) Well, there’s this guy in my calculus class who’s… 3)Who is it?! 1) It’s a senior? 2) His name’s Aaron Samuels. 1) No! Oh no you can’t like Aaron Samuels. That’s Regina’s ex-boyfriend! 3) They went out for a year! 1) Yeah, and she was devastated when he broke up with her last summer. 3) I thought she dumped him for Shane Owen.. 1) Hey, irregardless!! Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends! I mean, that’s just like, the rules of feminism!!!
1) Where’s Cady? 2) She went out. 1) She’s grounded. 2) Are they not allowed out when they’re grounded?
1) Why are you eating Caltein Bars? 2)I’m starving! 1) God I hate those things. That’s what Coach Carr gives us if he wants us to go up in Weight Class 2) What? 1) They make you gain weight like crazy. 2) MOTHERF—!!!!!!!!
1) You’re not stupid, Karen. 2) No…I am, actually. I’m failing almost everything. 1) You must be good at something. 2) I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?
1) Your house is really nice
2) I know , Rite?
1)Cady do u even know who sings this? 2)the spice girls? 1) i love her shes like a marshin.
1- Oh my god she is so annoying. 2- Who is? 1- who’s this? 2- gretchen 1- right
1. I will keep you here all night! 2. We can’t keep them past 4. 1. I will keep you here til 4!
1: Crack Gretchen and we crack the lock on Regina’s whole dirty history. 2: Say Crack again. 1: Crack.
1: Does this have alcohol in it? 2: No Honey, what kind of a mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little cuz If you do I’d rather you do it in the house.
1: What’s that smell? 2: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume. 1: You smell like a baby prostitute.
1: Will this minimize my pores? 2: That’s for your feet.
4 candy grams for glen coco you go glen coco.. and none for gretchen weiners.
4 for Glen Coco…..you go Glen Coco!
AARON-OH NO, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WEAR A COSTUME REGINA- UHH, SHUT UP, YOU KNOW THAT GIRLL CADY AARON- YEAH SHE’S COOL REGINA- WELL YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL COS SHE HAS A BIG CRUSH ON YOU AARON- REALLY, HOW DO YOU KNOW? REGINA- SHE TOLD ME, SHE TELLS EVERYONE ITS KINDA CUTE ACTUALLY SHE WRITES ALL OVER HER NOTEBOOK MRS. AARON SAMUELS AND SHE HAS THIS SHIRT SHE WEARS UNDER ALL HER CLOTHES THAT SAYS I HEART AARON
Actually I’m really good at math. You’re pretty bad at math.
Alissa… i’m sorry i called you a gap-toothed bitch… it’s not your fault your so gap-toothed
And how do you stop an evil dictator? You cut of her resources. Regina would be nothing without her high-status man candy, techniqually good physique, and band of ignorant followers.
And I want my pink shirt back! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!!!
And on the third day God created the Remington Riffle Bullok, so man could hunt the Dinosaurs, and the Homosexuals
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action Rifle so that Man could kill the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen
And on the third day, God created the Remington Bullaction Rifle to fight the dinosaurs… and the homosexuals. Amen
And on the third day, God created the rifle, so that we could fight the dinosaurs… and the homosexuals. Amen.
And on the third day, God invented the Remington 504 to shoot the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
And that is how Regina George died…Just kidding! But she did fracture her spine.
And you’ve got to stop calling each other sluts and whores, it just makes it all right for guys to call you that
and…there is a 30% chance that it is raining right now!
Atleats you guys can wear halters I have man shoulders
Because she’s a life ruiner, she ruins people’s lives.
boo you whore
BOO you whore!
Boo you whore!!!
boo you whore.
BOO, YOU WHORE!
cady harren bought army pants and flip flops! so i bought army pants and flip flops
Cady’s Thought: I don’t know why Janice hates Regina so much…..shes actually pretty nice and a ….. SLUT!!!!!!
Cady’s thought: i used to think there was just fat and skinny but aparently there is alot that can be wrong with your body. grechen: my hair line is so wierd. regina: my pores are huge. karen: my nail beds suck. (they all look at Cady) cady:….i have really bad breath in the mornning. karen: ew
cady’s thoughts: i was a girl obssesed. i spent 80% of my time talking about regina and the other 20% i was hoping someone else would bring her up so i could talk about her more. i could here people getting bored with me but i couldnt stop it. it was like word vomit that kept coming up
Cady’s thoughts: in the real world Halloween was a time for little kids to dress up in scary costumes. in girl world it was the one night a year a girl could dress like a total slut and no other girls could say anything about it. the hard core girls just wore lingerie and some form of animal ears. unfortuanly no one told me this rule so i showed up like this.
cady- im having a get togather with a few cool people and you better be one of them biatch
Cady: And they have this book, this Burn Book where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade. Janis: What does it say about me? Cady: You’re not in it. Janis: Those bitches……
Cady: I just moved here from Africa.
Karen: So if youre from Africa… why are you white…?
Gretchen: Oh my God Karen… you cant just ask someone why theyre white!
cady: is there alcohol in this? regina’s mom: oh god no honney what kind of a mother do you think i am? why do u want a little cause if you do id rather have u drink in the house. cady: no thank you
Cady: Secret? What are you saying about?
Cady: She took him back! Janis:Ohh I`m sorry. Cady: Why would she do that? Janis: Because she`s a LIFE RUINER!!
CADY: Well, there must be something you’re good at.
KAREN: Well, there is this one thing, it’s like I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something? My breasts can always tell when it’s raining.
calling somebody else fat will not make you any thinner. calling somebody else stupid will not make you any smarter.
Can i get you anything?Something to drink?a condom?
Can I get you guys anything?! A drink?! A condom?!
check out her moms boob job their hard as rocks
Damian- That’s why her hair is so big…. its full of secrets!
Damien is almost to gay to function
Damien:Gretchen Weiners knows everything about everyone.That’s why her head is so big.It’s full of SECRETS!
Did you teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?
What’s a marijuana tablet?
Do not have sex.Because you will get pregnant and die.
Do you know what people say about you? They say you’re a home-schooled jungle freak who’s a less hot version of me!!!
Don’t have sex because you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up. Just don’t do it, promise? OK, everybody take some rubbers.
Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, promise? OK, everybody take some rubbers.
Don’t have sex. You will get pregnant. You will die. No missionary, not even standing up. Now here’s some rubbers.
dont have sex you will get pregnany and die
dont have sex, dont have sex migincially dont have standing up, just dont do it because you’ll get preagant and will die.Here everyone take some rubbers.
DONT HAVE SEX~ YOu Will get pregnet and YOU WILL DIE dont do it missonary~ dont do it standing up JUST DONT DO IT~ everybody take some rubbers
Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just like, the rules of feminism.
First you have your cousin, then you have your first cousin, so technically its not my first cousin.
Four for u Glenn Coco, u go Glenn Coco
Friends dont date friends ex boyfriends, its like the rules of feminisum
Get in loser we’re going shopping
Get in loser, we’re going shopping.
Girl#2: What, he’s a good kisser.
Girl #1: He’s your cousin!
Girl#2: Yeah, but he’s my first cousin.
Girl#2: So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins
Girl#1: NO, Huh-uh.
Girl#2: That’s not right, is it?
girl: i wish i could bake a cake made out of smiles and rainbows and we could all eat from it and be happy. voice: She doesnt even go here teacher: do you even go to this school? girl: no i just have alot of feelings teacher: ok, go home
Girl: It says in that book that I’m lieing about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons but I can’t help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina. Principal: Yeah, I can’t do this.
Girl: One time she [Regina George]punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Girl: She told everyone I wasn’t a virgin. Just because I use super duper tampons. It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide Vagina setting.
Principal: I can’t do this.
girl:she punched me oce…it was wonderful!
glen coco..4 for you glen coco…YOU GO GLEN COCO!
Gretchen STOP trying to make fetch happen. It’s NOT gonna happen!
Gretchen! Stop trying to make FETCH happen. It is NOT going to happen.
Gretchen- thats so fetch. Regina- Look Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen because its not OKAY?
Gretchen: Be sure to check out Mrs. George’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!
Gretchen: My father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would not be too pleased to hear about this.
Gretchen: o my god, that is soo fetch! Regina: Gretchen! Stop trying to make fetch happen!
Gretchen: Regina, you’re wearing sweatpants-Its Monday. Regina: So? Those rules aren’t real. Karen: They were real that day I wore a vest! Regina: That’s because that vest was disgusting. Gretchen: You can’t sit with us!! Regina: Sweatpants are all that fit me right now. (pause) Fine! You can walk home, bitches!
GRETCHEN: That is so fetch!
REGINA: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!
Gretchen: That is soo Fetch!
Regina: Gretchen stop making fetch work, it never will
Gretchen: You might think you like someone but… you could be wrong.
Gretchen:So have you seen any cute boys you like? Cady:Well there’s this guy in my calculus class…Karen:Who is he? Gretchen:He’s a senior! Cady:His name is Aaron Samuels.Gretchen: Aaron Samuels! No!No no no!You can’t like Aaron Samuels.Karen: Him and Regina used to date. Gretchen: Yeah and Regina was devastated when he broke up with her last summer! Karen: I thought she dumped him for Shane Oman. Gretchen: Whatever! Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are off limits! It’s like the rule of feminism!
Gretchen:That is SO fetch! Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make FETCH happen!
Gretchen:Uhh my thighs are so big Regina:my pores are huge Gretchen: my hairline is so weird Karen:my cuticles totally suck (all look at Cady)Cady:Umm…my breath smells really bad when I wake up
Guy: I`m from the school newspaper.. is it all right if i ask you a few questions?
Guy: Do you want your muffin buttered?
Guy: Would you like us to send someone to butter your muffin for you?
Regina: Leave her alone!
Guy:I`m just having some fun
Regina: Do you want to have sex with him?
Cady:Um.. no thanks
guy:hi,we are doing a lunch times servey for all the new students.is it ok if i ask u a few questions? Cady: sure. Guy: do you like your muffin buttered? Cady: what?! Guy: would like for us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Cady:what?! Regina:Jason why are you suck a skeeze? Guy: i was just trying to be friendly. Gretchen: Jason you were supposed to call me last night! Regina: jason , you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor girl right in front of us!(to Cady) do you want to have sex with him? Cady: no thank you. Regina: so then its settled,so you can go shave your back now,bye jason… Guy:(walking away) Bitch!
He’s almost too gay to function.
HER HEAD SO BIG IT’S BECUZ IT’S FULL OF SERCETS
Actually it’s pronounced Katie.
Yeah, i’m gonna call you Kaddie.
I cant help it if i have a wide edge vagina!!
i do not like it up the ass!! i swear
I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when i met him.
i gave him EVERYTHING! i was only half virgin when i met him!
I hear she does car commercials… in Japan.
I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!
I know you’ll want to take off your clothes and touch each other, but if you do , you’ll get chlamydia… now chlamydia, K-l-a…
I love her. She’s like a martian.
I love her…shes like a martian
I mean I couldnt have her at my party, there we gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean right, she was a LESBIAN!
i mean, ex boy friends are just off limits to friends. Its like an un written rule
I mean, I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There are gonna be girls there in their bathing suits.
I rather see you out there, shakin that thang
I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flps, so I bought army pants and flip flops.
i thought my stomach was going to fall out my butt.
I was a half virgin when I met him!
I wish we could make a cake with rainbows and smile and always be happy… -Are you even from this school? -No.. I just have a lot of Feelings..
I’m from Michigan!
I’m having this get together, only the cool kids will be there so you better come biotch… Ok, I’ll come… Shut up I love that shirt on you!!
I’m not like other moms, I’m a cool mom.
I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for bringing it up again.
I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.
if ur from africa why are you white? -Caren you just can ask people why there white!
If you’re from Africa, why are you white?
im not an ordinary mum im a cool mum!
Im sorry that everyone is jelous of me…..I cant help it that I’m popular!
In the book it said i was lying about being a virgin because i use super jumbo tampons, but its not my fault i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.
is there liquor in this? oh no what kind of mother do you think i am? do you want some? because i’d prefer if you did it in the house
It’s like I have ESPN or something
It’s probably because I have a big lesbian crush on you!!
ITS NOT MY PROBLEM YOUR LIKE IN LOVE WITH ME thats the problem with you plastics you think that everyone loves you when really everyone hates you
Janis: (imitating Cady) I used to liove Africa with all the little birdies and monkeys!!
Janis: We need to crack Regina..we just gotta find out how what`s the best way to crack her. When we crack her, she`ll be through..
Boy: Say Crack again…
Cady:Oh here they come.. leave!
Regina: Why were you talking to Janis?
Cady: I don`t know she just came up to me and started talking to me about crack.. she`s soo weird!
Janis:Yeah so how do you spell your name, Caddie.
Cady:Actually it`s pronounced Katie..C-A-D-Y
Janis: Yeah.. I`m gonna call you Caddie.
Jason why are you such a skeez?
Jason- Were taking a lunch time survey of new students to mind answering a few questions? Cady- No. Jason- Is your muffin buttered? Cady-what? Jason- Would you like us to asign someone to butter your muffin? Regina- Jason why are you such a skeez? Grethchen- you were supposed to call me last night. Regina- you do not come to a party with Gretchen and 3 days later skam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us, shes not interested. Do you want to have sex with him? Cady- No thank you Regina- good, so it’s settled, you can go shave your back now, by Jason. Jason- bitch
Just don’t have sex. If you have sex, you will get pregnant. and you will die.
Karen : If you’re from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen : Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.
karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white
Karen- Shane Withacowsky is looking fine tonight. Grethcen- OMG i cant believe you just said that. Karen- What, hes a good kisser. Gretchen- He’s your cousin. Karen- Yeah but hes my first cousin. Gretchen- Right. Karen- Well you have your cousins, then you have your first cousins, then you have your second cousins. Gretchen- No hunny. Karen- Thats not right is it? Gretchen- That is so not right.
Karen-You know who’s looking awfully cute tonight, Seth Mozakowski. Gretchen-But he’s your cousin! Karen-Yeah, First cousin! Gretchen-So? Karen-So, you have your cousins, and you have your first cousins, and you have your… Gretchen-No, no honey. Karen-That’s not right is it? Gretchen-That is SO night right.
Karen-You know who’s looking awfully cute tonight, Seth Mozakowski. Gretchen-But he’s your cousin! Karen-Yeah, First cousin! Gretchen-So? Karen-So, you have your cousins, and you have your first cousins, and you have your… Gretchen-No, no honey. Karen-That’s not right is it? Gretchen-That is SO not right.
karen: aha aha i cant go out im sick
regina: boo you whore
Karen: if you are from africa, then why are you white?
Regina: Karen, you can’t just ask someone why they are white
KAREN: It won’t close!
REGINA: It’s a five!
KAREN: Excuse me. Do you have this in a larger size?
SALESLADY: We only carry sizes 1, 3, and, 5. You could try Sears.
Karen: you wanna do something fun? you wanna go to taco bell? Regina: i cant GO to taco bell, im on an all carb diet. GOD karen you are SO stupid. (Regina gets up and leaves, Gretchen chases after her)Gretchen: Regina come back.. Regina: no one understands me Gretchen: I understand you. Cady: Karen its ok your not stupid. Karen: no.. i am actually. I’m failing almost everything
Karen:If you’re from Africa, then why are you white? Gretchen: You just can’t ask somebody why they’re white!
Karen:So if you’re from Africa, why are you white? Gretchen: Oh my God Karen you can’t just go around asking people why they’re white!
kevin gnapoor’s business card:
occupation: mathelete/badass MC
Kevin Gnapoor:Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain’t got nothin’ on me! On my grades, on my lines you can’t touch Kevin G! I’m a mathlete, I’m a nerd, but forget what you heard I’m like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred – I’m Kevin Gnapoor! The G’s silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she’ll be like ‘OOH! KEVIN G!’
Mr. Duvall: Thank you Kevin, that’s enough!
Kevin Gnapoor: Happy holidays everybody!
Mr. Duvall: K.G. and the power of 3!
Kevin:Cady, this is your night. Don’t let the hataz stop you from doin’ ya thang!
Let’s do somthing fun! Let’s go to taco bell! I can’t go to taco bell GOd karen you’re so stupid!
like eating the paste special?
Mathelete:Hey, are you puerta rican?
Maybe some other time when my shirt isn’t see-through.
Miss Carolyn Craft looked like her outfit had been picked out by a blind Sunday school teacher.
Mr. Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you Cady? Cady: Thats me. But its actually pronunced like ‘Katie’. Mr Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Aphrony. And I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Aphrony.
Mrs. George: I’m not an ordinary mom…I’m a COOL mom! Right Regina?
Regina:…..Please stop talking!
Mrs.Noorbury- O, I didnt know you worked here. Janis- Yeah, modertly priced soaps are my calling. Damien- Shopping? Mrs.Noorbury- O no, i’m just here with my boyfriend (points to old motorcycle gang guy) Joking, sometimes older people make jokes. Damien- My nana takes her wig off when shes drunk. Mrs.Noorburry- Your nana and I have that in common.
my boobs can tell if it’s going to rain. wow thats amazing. well only if its already raining.
My breasts can tell if it’s going to rain, Well they can tell if it’s raining.
My hairline is so weird.
o i did not leave the south side for this!
oh and we gave you foot cream intstead of face wash and i am so sorry, Regina. i dont know why i did it. maybe its because i have a BIG LESBIAN CRUSH ON YOU! SUCK ON THAT!
Oh my God – Danny DeVito! I love your work!
Oh my god, that is so fetch! Gretchen what is that? Its slang, from uhhh England!
Oh no she did not!
Oh no, it was coming up again, the word vomit, NO ACTUAL VOMIT!
Oh thank you… so you agree? what? you think you’re pretty.
Oh, i used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys!!!
On Wednesdays we wear pink!
One time, Regina George punched me in the face. It was awesome.
principal: coach conn, step away from the underaged girls.
R: Wait, why don’t I know you? C: I just moved here from Africa. R: What? C: I was home-schooled. R: Wait, what?? C: My mom taught me at- R: No, I know what home-schooled is, I’m not retarded. Home-schooled… That’s really interesting. But you’re like, really pretty. C: Oh, thanks. R: So you agree, you think you’re really pretty? C: Oh, I don’t know…
Random Girl: I Wish We Could All Get Along Like We Did In High School. I Wish I could bake a cake full of rainbows and smiles, that we all could eat and be happy.
Someone: SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!
Tina Fey(Forgot the name): Do You Even Go To This School?
Random Girl: No, But i have a lot of feelings.
Tiny Fey: Just Leave…
Redneck Kid: And on the third day, God created the Remington Bullaction rifle. So man can fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. All the kids: AMEN!
Regina (to a random girl)- That is the cutest skirt i ever seen Random girl- Thanks. Regina- where’d you get it? Random girl- it used to be my moms. Regina- vintage thats awesome (to Cady) ugliest F’ing skirt i’ve ever seen
Regina – you’re really pretty!
Cady – thank you!
Regina – so you agree…you think you’re really pretty?
Regina George is a FUGLY SLUT.
Regina George would be nothing without her high status man candy, technically good physique, and ignorant band of loyal followers.
Regina George: 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?
Gretchen: Uh, 48 into 120?
Regina George: I’m only eating foods with less than 30 percent calories from fat.
Cady: It’s 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100. Then you cross multiply it and get the value of X.
Regina George: Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.
Regina to Karen- Boo! You whore
regina would be nothing without her high status man candy (aaron samuels), her tight physique (hot body), and her loayal band of followers (army of skanks)
regina- BOOOOOOO YOU WHORE
Regina- Is butter a carb? Cady- Yes
Regina- Oh My Gosh I LOVE that skirt you’re wearing! Where did you get it?
Girl Wearing Ugly Skirt-Oh it was My moms in the 80s
Regina- OoH Vintage! So Cute!
Girl wearing ugly skirt walks off…
Regina- That is the ugliest effing skirt if ever seen!
Regina- OMG i love your bracelet. Cady- thanks Regina- where’d you get it? Cady- oh, my mom made it for me. Regina- so adorable Gretchen-Its so fetch. Regina- what’s fetch? Gretchen- o, its slang, ya know, form England. Karen- so if your from Afria, why are you white? Gretche- OMG Karen you cant just ask people why there white.
Regina- she was a lesbian i mean i couldnt have a lesbian at my party there were going to be girls there…in their bathingsuits
Regina: but you’re like, really pretty Cady: Thank you. Regina: So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?
Regina: But your like really pretty
Cady: Thank you
Regina: So you agree
Regina: You think your really pretty
Cady: OH … I dont no
Regina: Gretchen and Cady switch
Gretchen: But, Regina I`m always on your left!
Regina: well now you`re on my right!
Gretchen: But, If we switch, the whole dance will be backwards!
Regina:Now, you`re getting on my last nerve
Regina: Hello, may I please speak to Taylor Riddell? Taylor’s Mom: She’s not home yet, who’s calling? Regina: Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her give me a call as soon as she can, it’s urgent. Thank you! (Mom faints)
Regina: No, he can not blow you off like that. He’s such a little skeeze, give me your phone. Gretchen: you’re not gonna call him are you? Regina: no do you think im stupid. Gretchen: no.. Regina: Wydell on West Boulavard. Gretchen:Caller Id. Regina: Not when you connect from Information…Hi may I talk to Taylor Wydell? Taylor’s Mom: She’s not home yet, whos calling? Regina: oh well this is Stacey from planned parenthood. i have her test results. if you would tell her to get back to me, its urgent Thank You. ::hangs up phone:: She’s not going out with anyone. Gretchen: ok. That was SO fetch.
Regina: Oooooohhh Janis, it’s your dream come true! Diving into a crowd of girls…
Janis, while grinning: Ok, so I have this friend who is a new student this year, and I convinced her it would be fun to mess up Regina George’s life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after where we would laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And then we gave her these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her! And then…Oh yeah, Cady. You know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend and then convinced him to break up with her [Regina]! God!…I am SO sorry Regina! I don’t know why I did it…I guess it’s probably because I have a big LESBIAN crush on you!!! Suck on THAT! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!!!
Regina`s Mom: So what kind of music are you into now?
Regina: Um mom.. can you go fix your hair?
Regina`s Mom: sure sweetie.. Uh i love you girls.. you make me young uh love ya!
Santa: 4 for you Glen CoCoa you go Glen Cocoa and non for Gretchen Weiners
Santa: Glen Coco? Four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!
School Principal: why would regina george refer to herself as a… Fugle-y Suh-lut?
Shes soo Fugly
i didn’t say anything
Some guy: Hey Janis! nice wig, what’s it made out of? Janis : Your mom’s chest hair!!
Some guy: Hey Janis, nice wig! What’s it made out of? Janis: Your mom’s chest hair!!!
Somebody wrote in that book that I lied about being a virgin because I use sumber jumbo tampons but I can’t help it if i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
someone said it wasnt true that i was a virgin in that book, just because i wear super large tampons. but its not my fault i have a heavy flow and a wide-edged vagina. (eww)
Someone wrote in that book that i was lying about being a virgin because i use super-jumbo tampons. But i can’t help it that i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
somone wrote in that book i was lying about being a virgin bc i use super jumbo tampons but its not my fault i have a heavy flow and a wide-set vaginia
STUDENT: Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?
JANIS: Your mom’s chest hair!
STUDENT: Well, the book said I wasn’t a virgin. But I only wear extra absorbent tampons because I have a wide vagina and heavy blood flow!
MR. DUVALL: Okay, I can’t do this.
student:i wish we could all get along like we did in middle school.
and i could make a cake full of rainbows and smiles and we could all eat it and be happy.
Teacher: I didn`t know you worked here?
Janis: Yeah, overly priced soaps is my passion
Teacher: Cady, you should really think about joining the Mathletes..We really should have a girl on the team, not just for points but so the guys can actually meet a girl.
Janis`s friend: NO! That`s like commiting social suicide!
Teacher: I didn`t know you worked here? Janis: Yeah, overly priced soaps is my calling. Teacher: Cady, you should really think about joining the Mathletes..We really should have a girl on the team, not just for points but so the guys can actually meet a girl. Damien: NO! That`s like commiting social suicide! Teacher: Gee..Thanks Danien.
That is so fetch!
That’s so fetch!
That’s the problem with you plastics, you think that everyone is in love with you when actually everybody hates you!!!!
thats why her hair is so big, its full of secrets!
thats why her hair’s so big. it’s full of secerets.
They wanted me to get socialized.
this is ass you guys
This is ass you guys. Two months and all we’ve done is make Regina’s face smell like a foot.
This is the fertility vase of the Undabelli tribe, does that mean anything to you?
This one time, John Stamos sat next to her on a plane and he told her she was pretty!
U SMELL BAD
NO I DONT
YES YOU DO
WHAT THE FUCK REGINA! Are you ready to get a dick or a dildo shoved up your pussy!? Because if you are…i’m going to leave the room and take a gun shove it up my cunt and finger myself with it, and if you make me pull the triger…then I will. DONT MAKE ME! AHHHH DONT MAKE ME! U fugly whore! You make me so mad sometimes!(starts crying) WHY! (gun shot)!!!
What’s a marijuana tablet?
Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.
who does she think she is? i like invented her.
Whta are you?-Gretchen
I’m a mouse! Duh. -Karen
Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. ‘Kay, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become o.k. for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
Why would we get you into trouble? We’re your friends.
wow damie on you have really out gayed yourself
yo yo yo! All u sucka MCs aint got nothin on me! on my grades on my lines u cant touch kevin g! im a mathlete im a nerd but forget what u heard im like james bond the third sh-sh-sh-shaken not stired! im kevin gnapoor the g’s silent when i sneak through your door and make love to your women on the bathroom floor. i dont play it like shaggy she’ll know it was me because the next time u see her she’ll me like OHH! KEVIN G!
You are a mean girl, you’re a bitch!
You can go shave your back now Jason
You can’t just ask someone why there white.
You know I must say, watching the police search my house really was the cherry on top of a fantastic year.
You know I must say, watching the police search my house really was the cherry on top of a perfect year.
You know I must say, wathcing the police search my house really was the cherry on top of a perfect year.
You’re a regulation hottie.
you’re really pretty
So you agree? you think you’re really pretty?
[in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Gretchen: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. ‘Kay, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become o.k. for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
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