(THE PIE FIGHT)
PRINCE HAPNIC: Brandy, throw more brandy….RUM! i never mix my pies
–Rise and shine, Professor.
–You rise! You shine!
1) So are you a native of Borachio? 2) I aint no native. I was born here
1. I’m a reporter. 2. A reporter? 1. You don’t approve. 2. No, let’s just say I’m a bit surprised. 1. Well, let’s be honest and say you don’t approve. A woman doing a man’s job is competitive; sexually and economically.
1. There are certain things we shouldn’t discuss. 2. Why? Men discuss their relationships with women. 1. Gentlemen don’t. 2. But I’m not a gentleman. I’m a woman. 1. Indeed you are.
1: It isn’t necessary to yell. 2: I’LL YELL AT WHOEVER I WANNA YELL AT!
3: He’s always like this in the morning. 2: LET ME OUTTA HERE!
COUNT: Leslie escaped with a small fryar. FATE: The Great Leslie escaped with a chicken?
DuBOIS: I speak, read and write Russian, French and Arabic. LESLIE: So do I plus five other languages.
FATE: WERE UNDER WATER!!!
FATE: What’s next. MAX: Car number five, the engine falls out! FATE: Max, …..we’re number five.
I am an emancipated man and you are an emancipated woman
I’d like to see the great Leslie try that one!
IT’S YOU I HATE!!! YOU WITH YOUR HAIR THATS ALWAYS COMBED, YOUR CLOTHES THAT ARE ALWAYS WHITE, AND YOUR CAR THATS ALWAYS CLEAN!!!!
Maggie DuBois: I want to thank you again for this opportunity, Mr. Goodbody.
Henry Goodbody: I had very little choice after your conversation with my wife.
Hester Goodbody: Henry, if you can’t be more gracious, shut up.
MAX: Hey Professor…it’s 7:30 rise and shine
PROFESSOR FATE: RISE AND SHINE..WHEN YOU RISE YOU SHINE!!
MAX: Holy Toledo! Look at that car! FATE: Yes, it’s quite a car. MAX: I’ve never seen a car like that before. FATE: And you never will again, either.
NO!!!!! If you touch one hair on his head you’ll have to answer to Teddy Rosevelt and the United States of America!!!! MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE, SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY OF THEE I SEE!!!!
Peter Honeyands smells and doesn’t know how to spell Borachhiio
Push the button, Max!
Push the button, Max.
Sir! Leslie escaped with a small friar!!! WHAT??!!! Leslie escaped with a chicken???!!!
That was exausting!
Throw more brandy!
Trevor starred in two bond movies, Never say trevor again and diamonds are for trevor
Up you idiot, UP!
We’re gonna starve!
Well, I wont complain until the water is up to my chin….and then Im gonna mention it to somebody!!!
You can’t do this to me! I’m a member of the Press!
You mean amazing becuase I’m a woman?
You still smell… of cats WEE!!!
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