*pinball noises as Jason hits pipes*
*Jason falling to the ground*
Awww, tilt-Freddy
1 2 freddys cumin for u 3 4 better lock ur door 5 6 grab ur crucafix 7 8 better stay up late 9 10 never sleep again
1: (insert name), what are you doing? I thought you quit.
2: I did! I only smoke when I drink now.
1: You drink all the time.
2: Yeah, I should stop that too.
1: I thought you quite smokeing? 2: I did. I only smoke when I drink. 1: Your always drinking. 2: Ya, well Ill work on that next.
1: What do you see in him?
2: (Drunkenly) I DONT know….hes got a really cute ass though
Freddy: (playfully) Got your nose!
Freddy: Ah, it’s time to put this bad dog to sleep.. for good!
Freddy: Being dead wasn’t a problem. But being forgotten-now, that’s a bitch!
Freddy: Come to Freddy. These are my children, Jason. Go back where you belong!
Freddy: Die, little bitch.
Freddy: He may get the blood, but I’ll get the glory. And that fear is my ticket home.
Freddy: How sweet, dark meat.
Freddy: I need you to send a little message for me, that’s all. Just a little message. Mark: I’m not gonna do it. I won’t do it! Freddy: No?! Mark:/b> I won’t do it. Freddy: I’ll have to pass on that message myself, won’t I? Hmmm?
Freddy: I need you to send a little message for me, that’s all. Just a little message. Mark: I’m not gonna do it. I won’t do it! Freddy: No?! Mark: I won’t do it. Freddy: I’ll have to pass on that message myself, won’t I? Hmmm?
Freddy: I’m dying to see what skeletons are hidden in your closet.
Freddy: I’ve always had a thing for the whores that live in this house.
Freddy: It’s not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet.
Freddy: Not strong enough yet. Well, I will be. Soon enough. Until then… (chuckles) I’ll let Jason have some fun.
Freddy: Oh don’t worry about my little errand-boy. The only thing to fear.. is fear himself.
Freddy: Penny for your thoughts, chief.
Freddy: Think your so smart, huh bitch?
Freddy: Welcome to my nightmare.
Freddy: Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you princess, the first time tends to get a little.. messy.
Freddy: What’s wrong, Lori? Miss your wake-up call?
Freddy: When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty. But after they killed me, I became something much, much worse – the stuff nightmares were made of.
Freddy: You ugly little shit. Now there’s a face only a mother could love.
Freddy: Your eyes say, ‘No, No’.. but my mouth says, ‘Yes, Yes’.
Freeburg: Man, screw that clown. What kind of pussy comes after you in your dreams anyway? Now that big ass motherfucker back at the cornfield, alright? That’s who we should be afraid of. Tell me who the fuck that was.
Freeburg: Yeah well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, cause’ somebody is definately breaking the fucking reality rules, okay?
Gibb: I think I need a few more drinks before there’ll be any ‘massaging’.
Gibb: Marry, fuck or kill. You’re choices are.. you’re choices are the three stooges. Go, Kia. Kia: Oh, god. Uh.. which one had the super bad toupee hair? Gibb: Harry. Ma- Lori: No, no, No! It was.. it was Moe! Gibb: Yeah. Kia: Either one, I’d kill him! Gibb: Okay, who would you fuck then? Kia: This is stupid, y’all. Lori: Oh, Come on, come on! Kia: Og god, whatever! Look, I’d fuck the bald guy, and I marry Larry.
Gibb: Marry, fuck or kill. You’re choices are.. you’re choices are the three stooges. Go, Kia. Kia: Oh, god. Uh.. which one had the super bad toupee hair? Gibb: Harry. Ma- Lori: No, no, No! It was.. it was Moe! Gibb: Yeah. Kia: Either one, I’d kill him! Gibb: Okay, who would you fuck then? Kia: This is stupid, y’all. Lori: Oh, Come on, come on! Kia: Oh god, whatever! Look, I’d fuck the bald guy, and I marry Larry.
Gibb: This is her house, so don’t be a total cock-smith.
Kia: I swear, everyday it’s the same thing. He’s like one of those fucking froufrou dogs that keeps humping your leg.
Kia: Lori, why don’t you go upstairs and show Blake you’re feng-shui?
Kia: No-one’s ever gonna live up to the fuzzy memory of your first love, Lori. You were fucking fourteen, so get over it.
Kia: Oh come on. Look, we all know who the real virgin is here. Lori: Kia! Kia: Oh come on, Lori. I know you never made it with Will. Why would he want to.. when he can fuck somebody like me. Will: (as he and Kia both laugh) Let’s tie the bitch up.
Kia: So you’re the one everyone’s afraid of? Tell me something, what kind of faggot runs around in Christmas sweater? I man, come on, get real. You’re not even scary. (playfully) You’re not even scarrry. And let’s talk about teh butter knives. What is with the butter knives? You trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs, Mr. Krueger? Freddy: Hmmm.. Kia: I mean, you got these teensie-weensie little things, and Jason has got this big old thing like.. (Freddy points to Jason behind her with his knives and smiles as Jason slams her into a tree with his machete) Freddy: Ohh.
Kia: So you’re the one everyone’s afraid of? Tell me something, what kind of faggot runs around in Christmas sweater? I man, come on, get real. You’re not even scary. (playfully) You’re not even scarrry. And let’s talk about the butter knives. What is with the butter knives? You trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs, Mr. Krueger? Freddy: Hmmm.. Kia: I mean, you got these teensie-weensie little things, and Jason has got this big old thing like.. (Freddy points to Jason behind her with his knives and smiles as Jason slams her into a tree with his machete) Freddy: Ohh.
Kia: We don’t have time for ‘date-a-dork’ right now, thanks.
Linderman: I was playing a drinking game with some of the lower primates and I guess I was penalised for my ability to read above a fourth grade level.
Linderman: Who cares about some fucking dream guy, okay? That psycho in the hockey mask was real. Freeburg: Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.
Little Girl: His name is Freddy Krueger. (voice echoes) And he loves children, especially little girls. Freddy’s coming back. Soon he’ll be strong enough. (voice starts to become Freddy’s) It’s okay to be afraid. We were all afraid. Warn your friends. Warn everyone.
Lori: (to Freddy) WELCOME TO MY WORLD, BITCH!
Mark’s Brother: (in a bath full of blood) Hey Mark, you didn’t forget about me, did you? Mark: Oh God. Mark’s Brother: (in Freddy’s voice) Oh, that’s right! Everyone forgot! That’s why they weren’t afraid anymore. That’s why I needed Jason to kill for me, to get them to remember! But now he just wont stop.. (holds out arms, with wrists slit, punping out blood) That hockey punk!
Mark: Somebody please wake me up! PLEASE!
Mark: They covered him up, Will. They never told us about Freddy because that’s how they decided to beat him. They treated him like he was a fucking disease, and they locked up the kids who’d made contact with him, so they wouldn’t infect the others.
Shack: (to Jason) Wha-hey, Jethro. This is a rave, not a halloween party. (in a southern-accent) Why don’t you go find yourself a pig to fuck?!
Stubbs: Nothing personal, but the scooby van out back wasn’t exactly subtle.
Stubbs: You kids need some assistance? Gibb: (holds her bloody hands up) What the fuck do you think!
Will: Freeburg, time to go. We gotta go! Now! Come on! Freeburg: (in Freddy’s voice) Let me handle this bitch. Will: (confused) What?
C’mon, show me what ya got! ~Freddy
Die Bitch
Do you kids need some assistance? – Police Officer
dont fuck me like that-trey
Dont worry about my little aron boy,the only thing to fear,is fear,ITSELF
Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.
freddy has more balls than jasons tiny cock -beau mowery
freddy is cooler than jason
From the very beginning, it was the children who game me my power. Springwood slasher, thats what they called me. My Rein of Terror was legendery, dozens of children would fall by my blades, then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When i was alive, i may have been little bodied, but after they killed me, i became something much much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams. And thats when the fun REALLY began. But… they figured out a way to forget about me, to erase me, completely. Being dead wasnt a problem, but being forgotten, now thats a bitch. I cant come back, if no one remembers me, i cant come back if no1’s afraid. I had to search the holes of hell, but i found sum1, sum1 who’ll make em remember. He may get the blood, but ill get the glory. And that fear, is mine taken home.
Fuck Freddy! That goalie guy looked pissed..
Fuck me baby, fuck me!
fuck shit damn bastard cunt pussy dipshit cocksucka muddafucka pimp daddy yo yo yo freddy fuckes jason place your bets
fuck’n shit in yo mamma white boy yo home doggy-dis is pimp master philly homies
got your nose!
harrison dobbs and phillip langley are the masters of yugioh!!!!!!
He may get the blood, but I’ll get the glory
hey jethro this is a rave not a halloween party why dont you go find yourself a pig to fuck
Hey! Asshole! Up Here -Freddy to Jason
How sweet, dark meat.
i don’t know man but that goalie was really pissed about something!
I’m dying to see what skeletons are hidden in your closet. ~Freddy
it is jolly good fun to take a poop in your pants Harrison
Jason… my special special boy. Do you know what your gift is… no matter what they do to you, you can’t die, you can never die. You’ve just been sleeping honey but now the time has come for you to wake up, mommy has something she wants you to do… I need you to go to Elm street, the children have been very bad on elm street, rise up Jason your work isn’t finished, here my voice and live again… Make them remember me Jason, make them remember what fear tastes like… Ha ha ha, I’ve been away from my children for far to long. (Freddy in Pam Vorheese’s body)
let me handle this bitch
Let Me Handle This One, Bitch
Man the Torpedos-Freddy
My Children, from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher… that’s what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me… taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, i might have been little naughty… but after they killed me, I became something much much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me… and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams. And that’s when the fun REALLY began. Until the figured out a way to forget about me… to erase me completely! Being dead wasn’t a problem, but being forgotten, now that’s a bitch! I can’t come back if nobody remembers me! I can’t come back, if nobody’s afraid! I had to search the bowels of hell, but I found someone… someone who’ll make ’em remember. He may get the blood, but I’ll get the glory. And that fear is my ticket home.
One…two…Freddy’s coming for you. Three…four…better lock your door. Five…six…grab your crucifix. Seven…eight…gonna stay up late. Nine…ten…never sleep again.
Person 1: Aren’t you coming?
Person 2: Its not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet
phillip langley loves this movie(not quote opinion
Polees: Maybe what we need to do is offer Freddy a sacrifice.
JunkieDude: Yea, yea, totally, like a virgin or something. Someone pure.
NerdDude: Dude, don’t look at me. Even if you pay for it, it still counts.
So you’re the one everyone’s afraid of?
Tell me something..what kind of faggot run’s around wearing a christmas sweater?
I mean come on get real..
You’re not even scary..You’re not even scary!
And the butter knives..what is with the butter knives?
Are u trying to compensate for something?
Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs Mr Kreuger..
I mean u’ve got these teensy weensy things and jason’s got this big ol’..
[Freddy points behind her to Jason..and Jason kills her]
So you’re the one everyone’s afraid of?..Tell me something what kind of faggot runs around wearing a christmas sweater..I mean c’mon get real..You’re not even scary. You’re not even scary. And the butter knives..what is with the butter knives? Are u trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs Mr. Kreuger. I mean u’ve got these teensy weensy little things and Jason has got this big ol’ thing
The First Times Messy
the only thing to fear is fear himself
The only thing to fear is fear himself. ~Freddy
Think your so smart, huh bitch!
this is my nightmare
Time to put this bad dog to sleep. ~Freddy
Time to put this bad dog to sleep…FOR GOOD!!!
To die is one thing. But to be forgotten… That’s a real bitch!
Welcome to my nightmare
Welcome to my world bitch!
welcome to my world bitch-Freddy
welcome to my world, bitch
what’s with the butter knives?!
Why wont you DIE!!-Freddy
wut kind of faggot runs around in a christmas sweater
You think I’m afraid of you, now tha we’re in the real world? ~Freddy
you ugly little shit! now there’s a face only a mother could love!
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