I’m not a smart man,
but I know what love is.
…jesus this and jesus that…
…well kiss my crippled ass…
1) Are you coming or not? 2) Mama said not to be taking rides from strangers. 1) This is the bus to school. 2) I’m (name). 1) I’m Dorothy Harris. 2) Well, we’re not strangers anymore!
1) Congratulations, how does it feel to be an All-American? 2) Very good, sir. 1) Congratulations, how do you feel? 3) I got to pee. 1) Ha ha, I believe he said he had to go pee.
1) Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat? 2) No, but i’ve been on a real big boat.
1) Hello, I’m (name). 2) I don’t give a horseshit who you are, fuzzball! You’re not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot! Now get your maggoty ass on the bus! You’re in the Army now!
1) His name’s Forrest. 2) Like me. 1) I named him after his daddy. 2) He’s got a daddy named Forrest, too? 1) You’re his daddy, Forrest.
1) I bet that never happened in home ec.
2) No.
1) I just thought I’d try out my sea legs. 2) But Leutenaint Dan, you ain’t got no legs. 1) I know that.
1) I just thought I’d try out my sea legs. 2) But Leutenaint Dan, youa ain’t got no legs. 1) I know that.
1) I thought I would try out ma’ sea legs!
2) But Liutenant Dan, you ain’t GOT NO LEGS!
1) I know that
1) I thought I’d try out my sea legs. 2) But you ain’t got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
1) Is there a Mister Gump, Mrs. Gump? 2) He’s on vacation!
1) Mama, what does vacation mean? 2) Vacation? 1) Where Daddy went. 2) Vacation is when you go somewhere…and never come back.
1) Tell us a little about the war, man!
2) The war in Vietnam?
1) The war in Viet-fuckin-nam!
1) Tell us about the war, man. 2) The war in Viet-nam? 1) The war in Viet-fucking-nam!!
1) They say if I take Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior, then I will walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. Did you hear what I said? I will WALK beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! 2) I’m going to Heaven, Lieutenant Dan. 1) Well, before you go, why don’t you go down to the corner store and get us some more booze.
1) Those must be comfortable shoes. I bet you could walk around all day in shoes like that and not feel a thing. 2) My feet hurt.
1) Well, I thought it was a lovely story. And you tell it so well! 2) Would you like to see what Lieutenant Dan looks like? 1) Why, yes I would.
1) What’s my destiny, Mama? 2) You’re gonna have to figure that one out for yourself.
1) Whenever we got ‘coons on the back porch, Mama would just chase them away with a broom
2) Not racoons you idiot, Nigg**s, they want to go to school with us
1) With US? They DO?
1) Woah! You just stepped in a pile of shit!
2) It happens.
1) What!? Shit!?
2) Sometimes.
1) You mean to tell me that you’re the owner of Bubba-Gump shrimp? 2) Yes, sir. 1) We was sitting next to a millionnaire!
1) You remember that time we prayed, (name), for God to turn me into a bird so I could fly away? 2) Yes, I do. 1) Do you think I could fly off this bridge? 2) What are you talking about, (name)? 1) Forget it. I’ve got to get out of here.
1) You’re a real good man for doing this! 2) Ok.
1)Are ya crazy, or just plain stupid?
2)Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue.
1)Congradulations. How do you feel? 2)I gotta pee.
1)Don’t anyone ever tell you your different. 2)Your sons different Mrs. Gump.
1)Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest? 2)I sit next to them in my Home Economics class all the time.
1)It was a bullet, wasn’t it? 2)A bullet? 1)That jumped up and bit you.
1)Why did you assemble that weapon so quickly, Private —-? 2)Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant. 1)—-, you’re a goddamned genius! If it weren’t a waste of such a fine enlisted man, I’d recommend you for officers candidate school!
1. Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest? 2. I sit next to ’em in my home economics class all the time.
1. It happens 2. What? Shit? 1. Sometimes
1. Why are you so good to me? 2. You’re my girl!
1. You found Jesus yet, Gump?
2. I didn’t know I was s’posed to be lookin’ for him, sir
1.)And that’s all I have to say about that. 2.) That’s a right on man…you said it all. What’s your name man? 1.) Forrest Gump 2.) Forrest Gump! 3.) GUMP!!
1.TELL ME SOMETHING BOY! ARE YOU STUPID? 2.Stupid is as stupid does sir.
1>Hello son. How do you feel?
2>I gotta go pee.
1>(laughing)I believe he said he had to go pee.
1} My name’s Benjamin. People call me Bubba.
2} My names Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.
Against The Wind.
AHHH!!! SOMETHING BIT ME!
AND FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, i just started runin. And when i got to an Ocean, i just turned around and just kept on runin.
And from that day on, anywhere that i was going, I Was Running.
And from then on, whenever I had to go anywhere— I was running
And Lt. Dan was always getting these funny feelings, and he’d say, Get down, Shut up
And since I loved doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
And since I was a former football star and a war hero and a ping pong champion I got to go to the Whitehouse…AGAIN…and meet the president of the United States…AGAIN.
And Tex….well, I don’t quite remember where Tex came from.
And that’s all I got to say about that.
And then one day I got this letter from him saying ‘We don’t gotta worry about money no more’. And I thought ‘That’s good. One less thing.’
and we were always looking for a guy named charlie ….but we never found him
Are you my new FNG’s?
ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?
Are you trying to tell me that you are the President of the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company?
Yes sir, we got more money than Davey Crockett.
B. You ever been on a real shrimpin’ boat? F. No but It been on a real big boat.
Better watch that lip, son. Don’t get it caught on a trip wire!
Boy, your momma must really care about your education…
bubba gump shrimp
But at night, when there was nothing to do, I thought about Jenny.
California Dreamin’.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here. Dear God, make me a bird……
Do you want a chocolate? I could eat about a million and a half of these.
Don’t you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life. Something we’re all destined to do. I didn’know it, but I was destined to be your mama. I did the best I could. Well, I happen to believe you make your own destiny. You have to do the best with what God gave you. ‘What’s my destiny mama?’ Your going to have to figure that out for yourself. Life is a box of chocolates Forrest, you never know what you are going to get.
Drill Sergeant: Gump! What’s your sole purpose in this army? Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant! Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You’re a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.
Fire in the Hole! Gump, check out that hole!
Forrest (talking to jenny): I may not be a smart man…but I do know what love is (goes out on the porch and puts his hands on his hips)
Forrest Gump: In the land of China, they hardly got nothing at all.
John Lennon: No possessions?
Forrest Gump: And in China, they NEVER go to church.
John Lennon: No religion, too?
Dick: That’s pretty hard to imagine.
John Lennon: Well, it’s easy if you try, Dick.
Forrest, I’m sick. What? Do you got the cough, cold or flu?
Forrest: but u ain’t got no legs Lt Dan. Lt Dan: i KNOW that Forrest
Forrest: I love you, Jenny.
Jenny: You don’t know what love is.
from there on out I ……. was…….. running!!!!
funny ha ha
GOD DAMN IT, KICK SOME ASS!
GUMP! What is your sole purpose in this army?
To do whatever you tell me to, drill sergeant!
Goddam Gump! That’s the most outstanding answer I’ve ever heard. You must have a goddam IQ of 165!
Gump,how can you watch that stupid shit?Turn it off.
GUMP:AND ABOUT THE WAR IN VIETNAM(MIKE GOES OFF).THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.HIPPIE:YOU SAID IT ALL,MAN.
He got me invested in some kind of fruit company
HE HAD HIMSELF A HEAT ATTACK.MUSTA SUNG TOO MANY SONGS OR SOMETHING.
He has a daddy named forest too?
He invested us in some fruit company.
He was from a long great military tradition. Somebody in his family had fought and died in every single great American war. I guess you could say he had a lot to live up to.
hey bubba your mommas got a fat ass
hey, you just stepped in a big pile of dog shit…it happens…what shit?….sometimes.
HI my names forrest, forrest gump everyone calls me forrest gump
His feet are strong, Mrs. (name), as strong as I’ve ever seen. But his back is as crooked as a politician!
i bet you wouldn’t believe me if i told you..but i can run like the wind blows
I bet you wouldnt beleive it but i could run as fast as the wind blows.
I can’t remember when I was born.
I got it..just by doing what you told me to do.
I GOTTA FIND BUBBA!!!
I gotta pee
I guess sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks.
I HAVE A FEELING THAT IF WE HEAD DUE EAST, WE’LL FIND SOME SHRIMP! SO GO LEFT!…WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO LEFT!
i may be stupid but im not an idiot
I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.
I think I ruined your roomates bath robe
I think I ruined your roommates bathrobe…
I think she should go back to greenbow ALABAMA!
I told you that if you were ever a shrimp boat captain, I’d come and be your first mate, well here I am, I am a man of my word.
I was named afte the great war hero nathan bedfor forrest
i was running
I’ll always be your girl.
I’ll bet those are comfortable shoes.
i’ll lean right back against you, you just lean right back against me….that way we won’t have to sleep with our heads in the mud.
I’m kinda tired .. I think I’ll go home now………………… now what are we suppossed to do?
I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.
I’M SORRY I HAD A FIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BLACK PANTHER PARTY
I’m sorry I ruined your New Year’s Eve party, Lieutenant Dan.
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to mess up your Black Panther party.
I’ve gotta find Bubba!!!!!!!!
I’ve worn lots of shoes. I bet if I think about it real hard I could remember my first pair of shoes. Mama said they was my magic shoes. She said they would take me anywhere!
If i had known this was gonna be the last time me and bubba were gonna talk, i would have found something better to say: Hey Bubba
Is there a Mr Gump… Mrs Gump?
it must be hard being a king
It must be hard being a king.
It was so beautiful. I wish I couldve been there with you. ~You were.
Jenny, I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.
Jenny, I would never hurt you
Jenny: Forrest, I can’t keep this. Forrest: Well I got it just by doing what you told me to do.
Jenny: Forrest, have you ever been with a girl?
Forrest: I sit next to them all the time in my Home Economics class.
JENNY:HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF WHO YOU’RE GONNA BE IN THE FUTURE?GUMP:WELL AREN’T I GOING TO BE ME?
Just stay a little longer…..Okay Jenny I’ll stay.
Leautinent Dan Taylor
Let’s give a big hand for the luscious Bobby Dylan…
LI-UE-TENT DAY-ANN, IIITH CREAM!
Lieutenant Dan!! Lieutenant Dan!!
Lieutenat Dan, ice cream? Lieutenant Dan…ice cream!
Life is like
Life is like a box of chickens, you never know which one you’re gonna pluck
life is like a box of chocklest, you never know what you´re gonna get
life is like a box of chocolate
Life is like a box of chocolates
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Little Rock is a fine town
Live is like a box of chocolates. You know what you are going to get. It’s shit, but it looks like chocolate.
LOOOOOOOOOTINATE DAN!
LT. Dan ICE CREAM…I BROUGHT U SOME ICE CREEEAAMMM!!!
Lt. Dan: Do you know what it’s like not to be able to use your legs?
Forrest: Yes, I do.
LT. DAN: GET DOWN! SHUT UP!
Lt. Dan: I had a destiny! I was supposed to die in the fields!
Lt. Dan: This wasn’t supposed to happen. Not to me. I had a destiny. I was Lt. Dan Taylor.
Forrest: Yo- you’re still Lt. Dan.
Lt. Dan: You twins?
Forrest: No, we are not relations, sir.
Lt.Dan, You got legs
Luitenant Dan…Ice Cream..
Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you’re gonna get.
mama said theyed take me anywhere,they was my majac
shoes.
Mama says life is like a box o’ chocolates. You never know what you gonna get.
Man shut that blind and get your white ass away from that window !! Don’t you know we’re in a war here ??
March 22, 1982.
me and jenny was like peas and carrots again
Me and jenny wuz like peas and carrots again
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get.
Momma decided to let those rooms out.
Momma’s got the cancer.
Mrs. Gump? Is there a Mr. Gump?……..He’s on VACATION !
My backs crooked like a question mark. Momma says these are gonna make it straight as a arrow.
My given name is Benjamin Beaufort Blue, people call me Bubba, just like one of those redneck boys, can you believe that? My name is Forrest Gump, people call me Forrest Gump.
My given name is Benjamin Bufford Blue, but people call me Bubba. Just like one o’ ‘dem ol’ redneck boys. Can you believe ‘dat?
my momma always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get.
My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates… you never know whatcha gonna get.
My name is Benjamin Blue, but my friends call me Bubba.
My name is Forrest Gump, and my friends call me Forrest Gump
My name’s Forrest, Forrest Gump
Now I don’t know much about anything , but I believe some of America’s finest young men served in this war . There was Dallas from Phoenix , Cleveland , he was from Detroit , and Tex … Well I don’t really know where Tex come from .
Now there was this man, and he had an American flag as a t-shirt, and this man like to use the F-word…F-this and F-that, and everytime he said the F-word the people started cheering.
Now you may not believe this, but I can run like the wind blows.
Now you wouldn’t believe me if I told you, but I can run like the wind blows.
Now, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you, but I can run like the wind blows.
Number one, since I wasn’t hungry but thirsty and number two, since they was free, I must have drunk me about 14 Dr. Peppers.
on a count of he was my best good frend
Put your hands down! Do NOT salute me! There are snipers throughout the area who’d love to grease an officer.
Run Forrest Run!
Run, Forrest, RUN!
Run, Forrest, run!!
seat’s taken
She tasted like cigarettes.
she taught me how to dance, and i taught her how to dangle
She taught me how to swing, and I taught her how to dangle..
She was a follk sing-ger
shit happens
So I sucked and I sucked and I sucked, until there was no sperm left in him. That’s how I became me a general!
something bit me!!
Sometimes I guess there just aren’t enough rocks.
sometimes their just aren’t enough rocks
Sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks.
Sometimes there just arent enough rocks
Sometimes there just arent enough rocks.
sometimes, i guess there just arent enough rocks
sometimes, there just aren’t enough rocks.
Someyimes there just aren’t enough rocks.
STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES
Stupid is as stupid does
Stupid is as stupid does.
Stupid is what stupid does.
surely, there must be somethin that can be done.
tell us about the war man. the war in vietnam. the war in viet fucking nam.
that boy is a runn’n fool
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run.
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d just run across Greenbow County. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I’d just run across the great state of Alabama. And that’s what I did. I ran clear across Alabama. For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I’d gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I’d gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going.
That’s all I have to say about that.
That’s all those cripples down at the VA say, that if I accept the Lord Jesus into my heart I can walk beside him in the Kingdome of Heaven. Did you hear what I said? Walk beside him!
That’s my boat.
Thats when I heard the most beautiful voice…You can sit here if you want.
The best part about goin’ to the white house was,they had all the food and drink that you wanted. I must have had me about 15 Dr.Peppers.
The day you become a shrimping boat captain, I will be your first mate!
The good thing about getting shot in the buttocks, you get a lot of ice cream.
There is only one thing I can say about the war in Vietnam………………….Thats all I have to say about that.
There was always people coming and going, people living out of they suitcases and hatcases and samplecases.
There was Dallas from Phoenix. Cleveland, he was from Detroit. And Tex, well…I don’t remember where Tex come from.
There’s french fried epititoms, epititoms ala mode, broiled epititoms, grilled epititoms, sauteed epititoms….
There’s nobody dat goes to church in China
John Lennon : No Religion!
Ain’t nobody got much
John Lennon : No possessions!
One day, that young man from Eng-a-land was on his way home, when somebody shot him, somebody shot that nice man
There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That–that’s about it.
They just couldn’t believe that somebody could do all that running for no particular reason…. I just felt like running.
They said it was a million dollar wound
They said it was a million dollar wound, but the government must’ve kept that because I still haven’t seen a nickel of that million dollars.
They sending me to Vietnam…It’s this whole other country
They sending me, to Vietnam. It’s this whole other country.
This is a new company record!! If it wasn’t such a waste of a DAMN GOOD ENLISTED MAN, I’d recommend you for OCS Private ###!!!! YOU, ARE GOING TO BE A GENERAL SOMEDAY PRIVATE ###!!!! Now, disassemble your weapon and continue!!!
This is my Jenny
Vacation is when you go away and you don’t ever come back.
We are of no realation.
We can split everything 50/50. And hey man, all the shrimp you can eat.
We even have little hats that say Bubba Gump shrimp on them. Bubba Gump shrimp. It’s a household name.
We was always lookin’ for some guy called Charlie
Weel, kiss my crippled ass, God is listening.
Well we’re a progressive school Mizz Gump, we don’t want to see anyone left behind. Is there a Mister Gump, Miiiizzzz Gump?
Well, are you going to sit down or aren’t you?
What are ya twins? No, we are no relation sir.
Whats your problem? WHATS HIS PROBLEM? Did you loose your pecka in the war or somethin?
While I was in China on the All American Ping Pong Team I realy enjoyed using my Flexolight Ping Pong pattle
whoa man you just ran through a big pile of dog shit!….it happens….what shit?…sometimes.
Will you marry me, Jenny? I’d make a good husband.
Yep, shrimp is the fruit of the season. YOu can BBQ it, boil it, broil it, sautee it. They’s-um, shrimp cobbobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, panfried, deep fried, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwhich…that’s about it.
you ain’t got no legs, lieutenant dan.
you believe there letting coons into our school; Coons? when coons come on our porch momma sweeps them away with a broom. NOT RACOONS YOU IDIOT!!! NIGGERS
You can sit here if ya want.
You can sit here if you want……I had never seen anything so beautiful in my life, she was like an…angel.
You can tell a lot about a person by his shoes.
You can tell a lot about a person by their shoes. Where they going, where they been.
You died on a Tuesday.
You don’t talk much do ya? Forrest: hee hee hee hee hee…
You got shot.
You know Jenny, my penis is fairly large..if not, I can wrap it up in tin foil
You know they said it was a million dollar wound, but the government must keep that money cuz I ain’t seen a nickel of that…
You might not believe this, but i could run like the wind blows, and from that day on, if i was goin somewhere, I…WAS….RUNNING!
Your boats gotta have a name! There was only one name I could think of, the most beautiful name.
~Oh man you just step in a big pile of shit~It happens~What happens~Shit
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