Ruby Rhod: What was that honey? It was bad! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary! It must be green!
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second? [Throws Ruby up against a wall] I didn’t come here to play poom-bow on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
[Father Cornelius and Ruby Rhod see the bomb stuck to the door]
Cornelius: It’s a – it’s a – it’s a – it’s a – it’s a – it’s a –
Ruby Rhod: No no no no no no. If it were a bomb, wouldn’t we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb detectors.
[The alarms sound]
a case with four stones in it not one or two or three, four, four stones, what am i supposed to do with an empty case?
#1Ladies and gentleman, it is now 7pm time for the news. See you tomorrow for a new adventure. (VOICE OVER) End transmission. #1 That was the best show I ever did.
(1)everything you create, you use to destroy.
(2)yeah, we call it human nature.
(1)there’s a ball of fire 1,200 miles in diameter heading straight for the earth. and we have no idea how to stop it! …that’s the problem.
(2)how much time before the collision?
(3)if its speed remains constant… in an hour and 57 minutes.
(2)i’ll call you back in two hours.
(1)You asked for a case, we brought you a case.
(2)A case with four stones in it! Not one, or two, or three, but four! Four stones! What the Hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?!
(1)We are warriors, not merchants.
(2)But, you can still count! Look, it’s easy. Look at my fingers.
(Corbin) Ive seen you twice today and each time you ended up in my arms. (Cornelious) Uhhhh uhhhhhh (Corbin) Whats that? (Leelo) Cornelious…..autowash.
(On phone) 1. Hey dog-breath, it’s *name*. 2. Hi sweetie. 1. I love you too Major. 2. I was talking to the cat.
(Telephone rings) 1) Hello. 2) You miserable bastard! I never should have pushed you out. I was in labour for days. 1) Mom?
*flips off security cam* SMOKE YOU!!!!
*He shoots the Mangalore from point blank range*
-Think he’s gonna be OK?
*sigh*….I shouldn’t ‘ve kissed her.
-corbin- because…-priest- tell her corbin…-corbin- because i love you…*leeloo cries*
1) and you whats your name (motions to self) Corbin… (points to her)
2) Leeloo minala minatcha menalai egbot decibot
3) that whole thing is your name huh? what about a shorter name not yaddayada eoooh (motions short with fingers) corbin—
4) Leeloo
1) First message was from my wife telling me she was leaving. Second message was from my lawyer telling me he was leaving with my wife. 1) That is bad luck but this is good news…I bet you lunch…come on…You are fired!…oh I’m sorry 2) At least I won lunch 1) Good philosophy
1) Mrs. Dallas this is the president on behalf— 2) Oh please that doesnt’ even sound like him. The President’s an idiot and you don’t sound like an idiot
1) Sir, are you classified as human?
2) Uhh, Negative. I am a Meat Popsicle.
1) Sorry we have to resort to these tactics Mr. Willis 2) Dallas 1) Er, Dallas
1) We’re sending in somebody to negotiate *BANG* 2) Anyone else wanna negotiate 1) Where did he learn to negotiate like that? 3) I wonder.
1)Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass. 2)Yeah, this is my wife, Leelo. 1)Mul-ti-pass. 2)Newlywed, just married. 1)Mul-ti-pass. 2)Yes, she knows it’s a multipass! Anyways, we’re in love.
1)nice hat 2)you like it
1)Sir, are you classified as human? 2)Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
1)Sir, are you classified as human? 2)uh negative. I am a meat popsicle.
1-Corbin what do I do?
2-If he moves, squeeze the trigger.
1-I’m sending somebody in to negotiate!
2-[shoots the leader in the head] Anybody else wanna negotiate?
1. Korben, what’s this thing with all these numbers? 2. It’s a- It’s a- It’s a- 1. No, cause if this was a bomb, the alarm would go off cause all these hotels have bomb detectors.(alarm goes off)
1. Multi-pass! Multi-pass! 2. Alright, alright, she knows it’s a multipass!
1. Ugh.(looks at pic) 2. What? 1. Just found a picture of you. 2. Yeah, how do I look? 1. Like shit! 2. Oh, must be an old picture.
1.Moolti-Pass. Moolti-Pass. 2.(snatching pass away)Yeah, she knows it’s a multi-pass.
1.Ugh! 2.What? 1. I just found an old picture of you. 2. How do I look? 1. Like shit! 2. Must be an old picture.
1:Corbin Dallas! Here he is ladies and gentleman, the one and only winner of the Gemeni Croquet contest! This boy is fueled, like fire, so start melting ladies, ’cause the boy is hotter than hot; he’s hot! Hot! Hot! Right size, right build, right head, right on (voice: Right on!) Right on, right on! And he’s got something to say to those fifty billion pair of ears out there! Pop it, D-man!
2: uh…Hi.
See the snake, Billy. Be sure to get the snake. I got your snake.
Corben: (answering his phone) Yes?
Finger: Hey dog breath, Finger here.
Corben: Hi sweetie.
Finger: I love you too major, but you haven’t called me that since basic training.
Corben: I was talking to the cat.
Finger: Oh yeah, I remember you still prefer your cat to the real thing.
Corben: (answering the phone) Hello?
Corben’s Mum: Corben, sweetheart, you got broken fingers, you can’t punch my number?
Corben: Hi Mum.
Corben’s Mum: Seventeen messages, and don’t tell me your machine is broken again. These things are good for one thousand years.
Corben: And you, ah, what is your name? (points at himself) Corben- (points towards Lelo)
Lelo: Illumin-al-igator-balla-mina-chai-hecbate-sabbot.
Corben: Good. That’s… that whole things your name, huh?
Corben: Look lady. I only speak two languages, English and bad English. Don’t get me wrong; I’m all for conversation, but maybe you could just shut up for a minute!
Corben’s Mum: You miserable bastard. I never should have pushed you out.
Corben: Ma?
Corben’s Mum: I was in labour for days and this is how you repay me? I should have just gotten a robot.
Female Cop: All units assist in pursuit of yellow cab, level 10.
Grumpy Cop: Unit 47, we’re on the way… soon as we finish lunch.
Flight Hostess: Mr Rod?!
Ruby: Whahhhht?
Flight Hostess: Your gonna have to assume your individual position.
Ruby: I don’t want one position. I want all positions!
Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.
Lelo: Humans act so strange.
Corben: What do you mean?
Lelo: Everything you create is used to destroy.
Corben: Yeah, we call it ‘human nature’.
Police Officer: Sir, are you classified as Human?
Corben: Ah, negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
Ruby: Arghh! What’s wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there’s something, there’s a bomb or something! I’m leaving… Bzzzzzz! (walks off in a huff)
Ruby: Na, na, I swear! I’ve never felt this way before… with a Human.
The Professor: See the snake, Billy. The ultimate evil, make sure you get the snake.
Billy: Yes, I’ve got your snakes. I’ve got all the snakes. So when is this ‘snake-act’ supposed to occur?
The Professor: Uh, well. Eh, if this is the five and this is the one. (mumbles to himself) Every five thousand years.
Billy: So, I’ve got some time then.
Zorg: I know this music, lets change the beat.
Zorg: This… this case is empty!
Lelo: Hahahahahahaha.
Cornelius: What do you mean empty?
Zorg: Empty, the opposite of full.
A perfect replica of the old opera house…but who cares?!
A real killer when he picked up the ZF-1 would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun
Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face, take it off, thats better…dont be ashamed of you you are, your warriors, be pround. So what is the federal government scatters your people to the wind, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, your time for revenge is at hand, viola The ZF1…
all oidies but goaties
Anticipation denotes intelligence.
Anybody else wanna negotiate?
Anybody else want to negotiate?
Aziz, Light! (BRIGHT LIGHTS) Much better, thank you Aziz…
Aziz….LIGHT!!
Bada boom… yes, bada boom…big bada boom big
Big bada boom
Bring me the preist
Chickeeen…Gooood.
Chicken…good!
Corbin! Corbin, my man ! I have no fire, I have no matches, I just quit smokin’.
Corbin, I think mine is broken…why i gotta get the broken one?…
DJ Ruby Rhod: WHat the hell are you screamin’ for? Every thirty seconds there’s a bomb or somethin’! I’m leavin! bzzzz!
don’t get me wrong, i’m all for conversation, but maybe you could just SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE!!
Don’t shoot! I’m not armed! I’m on vacation… i won a… a contest.
Don’t worry sir, I know my men, he’ll calm things down [camera moves on 3 aliens being shot then to Corbin firing away]
Evil begets evil. Shooting it only makes it stronger.
Freeze those knees, my chickadees!
gi’ me the cash
GIMME THE CASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Good chicken. (Leeloo)
Good morning sweetie.
Well hello to you too major but you haven’t called me that since basic training.
Hand over the stones!
Hey, fire Mon!(smokin doobie) Hey we need some fire down in here!(Plane is burned out) Thank ya very much!
I give my smile to everyone but I give my heart to only one. (LeeLoo)
I guess we got lucky. They don’t chase you after a mile, they don’t chase you at all….(Sirens)…Maybe it was 2 miles…
i only know 2 languages, english and bad english
I will be among you soon.
I’d like to take a few pictures…..for the archives.
I’ve had enough good news for one day. First my wife called, telling me she’s leaving. Then my lawyer called, telling me HE’S leaving…with my wife.
If it’s a war they want, it’s a war they’ll get!
If you want something done, do it yourself. Yep!
If you want us to let you out, you’re going to have to work on those communication skills.
Is that your idea of a discreet operation?
it’s 7:00 time for the news this is Ruby Rhod saying good bye ((end transmisson)) thats the best show I ever did
I`m screwed
Korben: What does *akto gamat* mean?
Cornelius: Ne- …noth- …never w-without my permission.
Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, this is my wife, Leelo.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Newlywed, just married.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it’s a multipass! Anyways, we’re in love.
Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos.
Listen honey, I only speak two languages. english and bad english
Listen she said something that i didn’t understand, well i didn’t understand any of it, what does ecto gamat mean?
lokk I’m all for a converstion but can you just shut up!
Look, I only speak two languages. English and Bad English.
man whats wrong with you i can’t take all this all the yelling and bombs! Bzzz iam goin home hell with all ya!
Mmm, good philosophy. See good in bad – I like…
Money is of no importance. I want stones!
multi pass…see multi pass
Multi-pass…Leeloo, multi-pass.
Multipass!
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
No no no no no no. If it were a bomb, wouldn’t we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb detectors.
[The alarms sound]
No, NO. I’ve never felt this way before………..with……….a human.
Ooooh that is bad luck! But grandfather say…it never rain every day! This is good news – guarantee! Hey! I bet you lunch.
Police: Are you classified as human?
Dallas: No, I am a meat popsicle.
Prepare for our arrival, my son. I go to face my destiny…
Ughh…. I don’t wanna go to Egypt!
Priest: It’s a…It’s a…It’s a…
Ruben: No no no, cause if it was a bomb then all the alarms would go off cause all the rooms in this hotel have bomb alarms *alarms go off*
Protect life… till death
roar
Senoacta Gamat!
She is… for lack of a better word… perfect.
She’s more fragile than she seems, she needs your help, and your love.
Sir, would you please put your hands inside the yellow circles?
(finger) SMOKE YOU!
Wrong answer….
(Bang!) AHHHHHHHH!
The stones are….in me.
There’s a ball fo fire 1200 miles in diameter heading to Earth at the speed of light.
they’re not…*making hand gestures* ready yet. they need…five more minutes…
This woman is mankind’s most precious possession, she’s…perfect.
Time is of no importance, only life is important.
Voila: the ZF-1. It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by x-ray; ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Three thousand round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the Replay button (another Zorg invention) it’s even easier. One shot, and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow launcher, with explodin’ and poisonous gas heads. Very practical. Our famous net launcher. The ALWAYS efficient flame-thrower. My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!
Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what is that?
It’s a- It’s a- It’s a- It’s a- It’s a-
n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no no, because if it was a bomb… (the alarms go off and Ruby Rod squeals)
What the hell am I supposed to do with an emp-ty case?!
What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case???
What’s the use of saving life when you see what you do with it?
What’s wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there’s somethin’, it’s a bomb or somethin’! I’m leavin’!
Where are all your inventions now? You’re whole empire comes crashing down because of one little cherry
Woman: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Man: Yeah, we call it human nature.
Yeah! Well, Mr. Perfect better be nice, or else I turn him into catfood.
you keep it…. I don’t need it
You’re the nastiest dirtbag I know in this stinking City!
Zorg: This case is empty.
Cornelius: What?
Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full!
Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Zorg: A case with four stones in it! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg: But you can still count!
Zorg: Voila: the ZF-1. It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by x-ray; ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Three thousand round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the Replay button (another Zorg invention) it’s even easier. One shot, and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow launcher, with explodin’ and poisonous gas heads. Very practical. Our famous net launcher. The ALWAYS efficient flame-thrower. My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!
[Demonstrating a weapon.]
Zorg: Voila: the ZF-1. It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by x-ray; ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Three thousand round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the Replay button (another Zorg invention) it’s even easier. One shot, and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow launcher, with explodin’ and poisonous gas heads. Very practical. Our famous net launcher. The ALWAYS efficient flame-thrower. My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!
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