Blaine: The only reason I let him keep up this charade is because the man has a mouth like a Hoover.
Kathryn:Fuck her yet?
Sebastian:Workin on it
Kathryn:Loser
Sebastian:Blow me
Kathryn:Call me later?
Sebastian: Okay
Cecile: this doesn’t tast like an ice tea…
Sebastian: its from long island.
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary sunshine 24/7 just so I can be considerd a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking brady of the upper east side and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there’s your psycho analysis Dr. Frued, now tell me are you in or are you out.
‘I’m impressed’
‘And I’m in love’
‘Night, sweet pea!
(from Blain and Gregg’s room)~OOO, baby!
Sebastian~Baby?
(over the phone) Kathryn-Fuck Her Yet? Sebastian-I’m Workin on it Kathryn-Loser Sebastian-Blow Me Kathryn- CAll Me Later? Sebastian-OK
(Sebastian) Trevor understands.(Katherine)Trevor’s a fag.
*what you cant have,you cant resist*
– Oh, stop it with your psycho babble bullshit, mom. There’s pictures of me on the Internet.
– Calm down. What kind of pictures?
– Nudie pictures! What do you think?
…..its just that nobody talks about it…..fucking idiot
…And then there was an explosion…but a good one.
…He’s backpacking through Europe, I really miss him….. (sebastian)…I Care.
1) Do you care to tell me what mrs White-trash and her stupid daughter are doing in my house. 2) I’m just taking the poor girl under my wing. The parental units called while you were out. 1) Lovely. How is you gold digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali? Zipping through my inheritance per usual? 2) Hopefully, though she suspects that your decrepit alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
2)What’s wrong with you today? Therapy not going well? 1) It was fine. I’m sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan Debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore. I’m beginning to fell like I’m losing my touch. 1) Oh poor baby. Well you can relax. I have a mission for you. You know Court Reynolds, son of Garret Reynolds? 1) You mean the nazi who dumped you over Fourth of July weekend? 2) He didn’t dump me. We had a parting of ways. Alright he dumped me! I went to great lengths to please Court. Huge sacrifices were made on my part to keep him happy. 1)Swallow? 2) What do you think? 1) Sorry. 2) In any event my feelings were hurt when I learned that he had fallen fall someone else. Someone chaste…pure…innocent.
1) You don’t mean? 2) None other than Cecile Caldwell. (1 starts laughing) 2) I don’t find this very funny. 1) So that’s what this is all about. (imitating 2) We’ll get together and plan your curriculum. 2) Keep your friends close, and your enimies closer. When I get through with her, she’ll be the premier Blow Job Queen of the TRI State area, and poor little Court’s heart will be shattered. 1) Why go through Cecile? Why not just attack Court? 2) Because if there’s an attack made on Court it could be traced back to me. I can’t allow that to happen. Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way. 1) I see your point, though why should I care? 2) I need you to seduce young Cecile. Introduce her to your world of decadence and debauchery. 1) Sounds intriguing. 2) She’s quite cute you know. Young supple breasts, a tight firm ass and an uncharted pootie. Be her captai
1) Dr. Greenbalm and her daughter should make for an exciting entry. 2) Oh gee, your journal. Could you be more queer? 1) Could you be more desperate to read it?
1) hi honey 2) you kept me on hold?!? 1) im sorry, is something wrong? 2) he told me he loved me, and i believed him. im so stupid! 1) now darling its all right, just calm down, take a deep breath, step out of the circle. 2) oh would you cut your psycho-babble bull shit mom! theres pictures of me on the internet! 1) what kind of pictures? 2) nudy pictures! what do you think? 1) jesus christ! how could you be so stupid?! 2) he was just so charming, and all he did was say how i had killer legs and how hed love to photograph them, and things just got completely out of hand! mom? are you there? mom? MOTHER?!?
1) How IS your gold-digging whore of a mother? 2) She supects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
1) I’m impressed 2) I’m in love
1) its too easy, go get one of those moron friends of yours to do it, i have a reputation to uphold. 2) oh but diddling the therapists daughter was a challenge. 1) she was over charging.
1) its too easy, go get one of those moron friends of yours to do ti, i have a reputation to uphold. 2) oh but diddling the therapists daughter was a challenge. 1) she was over charging.
1) Let’s see….boring boring boring….i love my parents…boring boring boring….making a mature decision…Here! she has a boyfriend named Trevor…been going out for a year, Trevor understands
2)Trevor’s a fag
1) This doesn’t taste like a regular iced tea. 2) It’s from Long Island.
1) You can put it anywhere. 2) Anywhere?
1)boring boring boring, I love my parents, boring boring boring, making a mature decision, ah here it is, she has a boyfriend named Trevor, Trevor understands.
2) Trevor’s a fag
1)Everybody does it but nobody tells. 2)It’s like a secret society.
1)Everybody does it, just nobody talks about it 2)So its like a secret society 1)Thats one way of looking at it…you fucking idiot.
1)i no shes so young and hes so..2)BLACK..uhh brown suger…uhh no suger
1)I read your maifesto, I must say I found it rather apalling. 2)Really? Most people praise me for it. 1) Most people are sheep
1)oh did i ever tell you the time, when my late husband sent me…
2)yes, you already did mrs. Sugarman 1)oh,i did 2)right after we
played backgammon, mrs.sugarman 1)we played backgammon? 2)uh huh.
you beat me three times. 1)oh.i did? 2) yep but i fucked your
daughter. 1)excuse me? 2)i said, would u like some water? 1) oh no
thank you.
1)You know you’re destroying an innocent girl’s life?
2) I’m aware.
1)You know, you could be a model. 2)Really? 1)Too bad you’re not sexy.
1-Fuck her yet? 2-I’m working on it. 1-Loser. 2-Blow me. 1-Call me later? 2-K.
1. …then i fucked your daughter. 2. WHAT?!? 1. I said would you like some water?
1. Why can’t we be together? 2. You want to know why we can’t be together? It’s because I don’t trust myself with you.
1. Are you a lesbian? 2. Uhh…NO. 1. Sorry, just thought you were emitting that lesbian vibe. 2. Look, I wouldn’t expect a man of your stature to understand.
1. Christ! How could you be so stupid!? 2. you are a SLUT
1. Could you be any more queer? 2. Could you be any more desperate to read it?
1. Look, I wouldnt expect a man of your expierence to understand my beliefs. 2. Whats that supposed to mean?
1. she has a boyfriend called trevor… trevor understands 2. trevors a fag
1. Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over her… it’s over you. You were in love with her, and you’re still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the one person who you ever loved because I threatened to ruin your reputation.
1. So, what are you doing in your room? 2. Reading 1. Anything interesting? 2. Yes, actually it’s quite intriguing.
1. Trevor understands. 2. Trevor’s a fag.
1. Well, that was rude! 2. She’s very strange.
1.)How else do you think girls learn? Close your eyes and wet your
lips.2.)Are you for real? 3.) Do you want to learn or not?(the two
girls kiss) 1.) Now thats what first base is. 2.)It was nothing
1.Are you a lesiban?!? 2.No! 1. Sorry i didn’t mean to offend you; i just picked up on some of that lesbian-vibe
1.i got you off the streets, and this is how you repay me 2.got me off the streets? i live in park avenue 1.(pause) WHATEVA
1: I’m impressed 2: Well I’m in love
A paradigm of chastity and virtue
AD LINE: *They are old enough to know better & too young to care*
All he said was that I had killer leggs, and how he wanted to photograph them, and then thigs got way out of hand!
Alright, at the stroke of midnight!
Anette- I’m impressed
Sebastian- Well I’m in love
Anette:I’m impressed Sebastion: Well i’m in love
Annette: I know this main sound trite, but whenever I have a problem, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it.
Annette: Really? Most people praise me for it.
Sebastian: Most people are sheep.
Are you aware that this song is playing in every room in the house? No not every room only yours
are you crazy!? Its a 1954 Jaguar Roadster!
Are you saying you had the chance to fuck her and you didn’t? God are you a chump.
Aunt Helen: SEBASTIAAAANNNN! Sebastian: Ah, fuck me. AUNT HELEN! Oh, I’ve missed you!
Because I don’t trust myself with you.
Blane:lets just say that greg likes to tackle the tight ends on AND off the feild Sebastian: oh are you shitting me? Blane: i shit you not he used to sneak into my dorm drunk once a month wed go at for a bit and as soon as hed cum hed start freaking out hey wat you doing man im not fag if u tell anyone ill kick your ass the only reason i let him keep up the charade is because the mans got a mouth like a hoove oh sebastian: shit its too bad hes in kansas this summer Blane:oh contrar the football team started practice hes back in the dorms he already called me for a little pillow casing session Sebastian: good for you Blane:thank you Sebastian: do you think u can plan a get together with him tonight on my behalf Blane:i do believe sparticus is playing Sebastian:wonderful Blane:but dont think this one isnt gonna cost you Sebastian: shall we say the STROKE of midnight no pun intended Blane: stroke up midnight it is
But that was the old me… I’m cured now!
Can you honestly say that you feel nothing for me?
can’t help it…(sweet smile as Sebastian puts his finger to his head like a gun)
Cecil: Where are you going?
Seb: Im taking a shower
c: Want any company?
S: no!
C: Want a blowjob?!
Cecile keep your legs closed- this isn’t Jamaica!
Cecile, you know what would be super-duper sexy? If you lost ALL the clothes.
Cecile,is that all you can think about?
Cecile: This sure doesn’t taste like iced tea. Sebastian: It’s from Long Island.
Cecile:This doesn’t taste like an iced tea…Sebastian: It’s from Long Island.
Cecille: this doesn’t taste like iced tea
Sebastian: it’s from Long Island
come on sebastian, its ok for guys like you and court to fuck everyone but when i do it i get dumped by innocent little twits like cecile. Do you think i relish the fact that i have to act like mary sunshine 24/7 so that i could be considered a lady? Im the marcia fucking brady of the upper east side and sometimes i wanna kill myself. So theres your psycho analysis dr freud. Now tell me, are u in or are you out?
Could you be more queer?
Did the little baby get scared by the big, bad book?
Do you thin i actaully relish the fact that i have to act like mary sunshine 24/7? I’m the marsha fucking brady of the upper eastside and asometimes i want to kil myself!
Do you think I like acting like Mary Sunshine 24/7?
Do you think I relish the fact I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marsha fucking Brady of the Upper Eastside, and sometimes I want to kill myself!
Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I am the Marsha fucking Brady of the upper east side and sometimes I want to kill myself.
do you wanna have a sleepover?
don juan is moving with the speed of a special olympics hurdler
Don’t get so huffy!
The man’s got a mouth like a hoover ooh!
Hmmhmmm (hehe some adorable quotes by Blaine the cutest character!)
DONT YOU GET IT? YOUR JUST A TOY… A LITTLE TOY I LIKE TO PLAY WITH.
Down Boy
down boy!
Down boy.
e-mail is for geeks and pedophiles
E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.
Eat me
Eat me , Sebastian. Its alright for guys like you and Cort to fuck everyone, but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent twits like Cecile. Godforbid I exude onfidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like mary fucking sunshine 24/7 to be considered a lady? I’m the Marsha fucking Brady of the upper east side and sometimes I want to kill my self. So theres your psycho-analysis Dr. Fraud
Eat me Sebastian, it’s alright for guys like you and court to fuck everyone, but when i do it, i get dumped for innocent little twits like cecile. God forbid i excude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think i relish the fact that i have to act like mary sunshine twenty four seven to be considered a lady. I am the Marsha Fucking Brady of the upper east side, and some times i want to kill my self. So theres your psycho analysis Doctor Froid. Now tell me… are you in or are you out.
Eat me Sebastian. Its ok for you a Court to go around fucking everyone but when I do it I get dumped for innocent little twerps like Cecille. Do you think I relish the fact I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24-7 just to be considered a lady? I’m the Marsha fucking Brady of the Upper-East side and sometimes, I wanna kill myself.
So theres your psychoanalysis Dr Freud, are you in, or are you out?
Eat me Subastion, its all right for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone but when I do it I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecele. God forbid I exude confidence adn enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact I have to act like Mary sunshine 24/4 just so I can be considerd a lady. I am the Marcia fucking brady of the upper east side and sometimes i want to kill myself. So there’s your psycho analysis Dr. Frued, now tell me are you in or are you out.
Eat me, Sebastian. It’s alright for you to fuck everyone, but because I’m a girl, it’s wrong. Well let me tell you something I did’nt ask to be a girl.
Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way.
Everyone does it, just nobody talks about it.
eww ya gayy
fuck her yet
im workin on it
loser
blow me
call me later
k
Fuck her yet?
I’m working on it.
Loser.
Blow me.
Call me later?
k.
Fuck her yet? / I’m workin’ on it. / Loser. / Blow me. / Call me later? / Ok.
fucked her yet? no! loser! blow me! call me later! k!
Fucking idiot!
giggles, silly rabbit my triumph isn’t over her it’s over you
girl: boldly go where no man has gone before
guy: i can’t
girl: i hate it when i don’t get my way…. it makes me so horny
guy: i know i hate it too
girl:I’m impressed..guy:I’m in love.
god forbid i enjoy sex do you think i like being marry sunshine 24/7. im the marsha fucking brady of the uper east side and sometimes i want to kill myself. there’s your analysis dr. froide now are you in or are you out?
GOOD TO SEE YOU MRS CALDWELL!!!
GREGGORY!?!?!
guy: are u a lesbian? girl: NO! guy: i didn’t mean to affend you i just picked up on a little of that lesbian vibe.
guy: boring boring boring i love my parents boring boring boring making a mature decision… trevor understands
girl: trevors a fag
guy: how is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying Bolie? girl: she suspects your impident alcoholic father is didling the maid. guy: good
guy: what have u heard? girl: that u promise girls the world to get them in bed with you
Happy Hunting Sabastian.
Happy Hunting Sebastian
HAPPY HUNTING, Sebastian
have u ever practiced on one of your girlfriends?
He told me he loved me, and just so,charming, and all he said was, how
I had killer legs and how he wanted to photograph them…Mom?Mom?
MOTHER???!!!????
he took off my pants and he started writing the alphabet.. but then he started writing it with his tongue
hello ceciel hows down under blossoming i hope
how dare you pervert my child
how is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying bali? she suspects your impident alcoholic father is didling the maid!
how r things down under? blosoming i hope.
However dark the cloud theres always a silver lineing it might be hard to see but what we should learn from thos expirence is that to be true to our selfs and to resist the temtations of peer pressure as student body president i’ve tried to set an examplein my self the one person i couldn’t reach out to in time was my step brother sebastian i know he’s looking down on us today and he’d want me to say…… he’d want me to say kath , rine… he’d want me to say katherine im sorry what is going don’t you people have any respect.
I already know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.
I am sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhatten debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.
I am sick of these insipid Manhatten debutants. Nothing shocks them anymore.
I am the Marcia Fuckin Brady of the Upper East Side, and I intend to keep it that way
I can be sexy!!
I can’t feel sorry for myself because I’m some poor little rich boy.
i cant feel sorry for myself for being some little rich boy
I didn’t know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.
I don’t fuck losers
I don’t know, it was weird, I mean at first it felt all icky, and then it was sorta OK. And then…(sigh)…and then I started getting really hott and then I started shaking and uh (sigh), and then its…I don’t know, it was weird…it felt like an EXPLOSION…but a good one…
I don’t THINK so…
I don’t want to kiss you here. I want to kiss you there.
I got you off the streets.
Got me off the streets? I live at 59th and Park.
I just don’t think teens should experience the act of love unitl they are in love.
i know this sounds corny but whenever i feel the trmtation of peer pressure i turn to god and he helps me through the problem
I love my parents…. making a mature decision…
I suggest you sleep with as many people possible.
I wanna fuck!
I’ll move on… but you will have to live the rest of your life knowing you’ve turned your back on love. And that makes you a hippicrate.
I’m impressed…well I’m in love.
i’m sick of sleeping with these incipid manhattan depudants. nothing shocks them anymore.
I’m sick of these insipid Manhattan debutons… nothing shocks them anymore
I’m sick of these insipid Manhatthan debutantes.Nothing shocks them anymore.
I’m sick of these Manhatan debutants!
I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself for it. So there’s your psychoanalysis, Doctor Freud. Now are you in or are you out?
I’m the marsha fuckin brady of the uppereast side and sometimes i want to kill myself.
I’m the Marsha fucking Brady of the upper east side and i’m sick of it
I’m the Marsha fucking Brady of the upper East Side and sometimes I wanna kill myself. So there’s your phycho analisis Dr. Froyd. Now are you in or are you out.
I’m the marsha fucking brady of the upper east side and sometimes i want to kill myself. So there’s your psycho-analysis Dr. Freud, so are you in or are you out
I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the upper east side and sometimes it feels like I want to kill myself
I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes, i want to kill myself. Well there’s your psycho-annalysis Dr. Froyd, so tell me, are you in, or are you out?
I’m the Marsha fucking Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes… I want to kill myself.
I’m the only person you can’t have and it kills you.
I’m tired of sleeping with those incipid Manhatten Debutons!
Im the marsha fucking brady of the upper east side and sometimes, i want to kill myself
Im the Marsha fucking brady of the upper east side,
and sometimes I want to kill myself…
in english I’ll Fuck Your Brains Out.
In English…I’ll fuck your brains out
In the game of seduction, there is only 1 rule: never fall in.
Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?
Is Anette there? no sorry IAt is imparative that I talk with her
It looks like out Don Won is moving with the speed of a special olympic hurdler
It’s alrite for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone but when I do I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid I excute confidence and enjoy sex, do u think I relish the fact that I have to act like mary sunshine 24/7 to be considered a lady? im the Marsha fucken Brady of the upper east side and sometimes I wanna kill myself… so theres your phsyco analysis Dr. Froid now tell me.. are you in or are you out
It’s not like you have a husband, unless you’re married to Jesus.
It’s Ok for guys like you and Court to fuck everybody but when I do I’m considered a whore. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so that I can be considered a lady. I’m the Marsha fucking Brady of the upper east side and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there’s your psycho analysis Dr. Freud now tell me are you in or are you out.
its a little to melodramatic …don’t u think?
Its all right for you and Court to go around fucking everyone, but God forbid I exude myself and ENJOY sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 JUST so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia FUCKING Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes, I want to kill myself. So there’s your analysis Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in or are you out?
Its you ok for people like you and court to go around fucking people but when i do it i get dumped on for innocent little twits like Cecile
do you think i relish the fact that i have to act like mary sunshine 24/7 to be concider a lady im the Marcia fucking brady from the upper east side and sometimes i want to kill my self.
Just imagine the humilitation you father would feel when he finds out that his pride and joy is a fudge packer.
K- Fuck her yet? S- I’m working on it K- loser! S- blow me. K- call me later s- k
Katherine~Fuck her yet? Sebastain~ I’m working on it K~Loser S~Blow me
K~ Call me later? S~ Kay!
Katheryn: You probably came here to make arrangement but unfourtuanatly i dont fuck losers
Sabastian: You get in that bed and prepare for the fuck of your lifetime because after what you put me threw i deserve it
Kathren:Oh.Sebastian.would you come here for a second…..about that
little wager of yours count me in.
Sebastian:What are the terms?
Kathren:If I win I get that hot little car of yours
Sebastian:And if I win?
kathren:I’ll give you something you’ve been obsessing
about ever since our parents got married.
Sebastian:Be more spacific.
Kathren:In english i’ll fuck your brains out.
Sebastian:What makes you think i’ll take that bet thats
a 1956 jagur roadstur.
Kathren:Because im the only person you can’t have and it
kills you
Sebastian:mmm.No!
Kathren:You can put it any where
Sebastian:OH…You got your self a bet baby.
Kathrine:Untill then…down boy Sebastian:Oh COME ON!!!!!!!
Kathryn: Do you mind if I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn. The only thing you’re gonna be riding is me.
Kathryn: Heaven forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex
Kathryn: However dark the cloud theres always a silver lining it might be hard to see but what we should learn from this expierence is to be true to our selfs and to resist the temptation of peer presssure.As student body presient i’ve tried to set an example in my self but the one person i couldn’t reach out to in time was my stepbrother sebastian.I know he’s looking down on us today, and he’d want me to say….. He’d wnat me say Kathryn. He’d want me to say Kathryn he’d want me say kathryn i’m sorry. What is going on don’t you people have any respect.
Kathryn: However dark the cloud theres always a silver lining it might be hard to see but what we should learn from this expierence is to be true to our selfs and to resist the temptation of peer presssure.As student body presient i’ve tried to set an example in my self but the one person i couldn’t reach out to in time was my stepbrother sebastian.I know he’s looking down on us today, and he’d want me to say….. He’d wnat me say, He’d want me to say Kath ryn he’d want me say kathryn i’m sorry. What is going on don’t you people have any respect.
Kathryn: However dark the cloud theres always a silver lining it might be hard to see but what we should learn from this expierence is to be true to our selfs and to resist the temptation of peer presssure.As student body presient i’ve tried to set an example in my self but the one person i couldn’t reach out to in time was my stepbrother sebastian.I know he’s looking down on us today, and he’d want me to say….. He’d wnat me say, He’d want me to say kathryn he’d want me say Kath ryn i’m sorry. What is going on don’t you people have any respect.
Kathryn: I hate it when things don’t go my way. It makes me so…horny.
Kathryn: I think that I’ll go and take my new car for a ride.
Sebastian: No, the only thing you’ll be riding is me.
Kathryn: we’re two of a kind. i’m just the only one brave enough to admit it.
Kathryn:Are you ok?
Cecile:No!
kathryn shuts door and turns back around
Kathryn:Calm down, tell me whats wrong
Cecile:Something awful happened last night
Kathryn:What?
Cecile:It involves your brother
Kathryn:What?
Cecile:I don’t think you want to know
Kathryn:Cecile you have to tell me!
Cecile:ok
Cecile whispers in Kathryn’s ear
Kathryn:He went down on you?
Cecile:If thats what you call it
Kathryn:Fuck her yet?
Sebastian:Workin on it
Kathryn:Loser
Sebastian:Blow me
Katheryn:Call me later?
keep your friends close and your enemies closer, when i get done with cecile she’ll be the premire tramp of the new york area
keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Keep your friends close and youre enemies even closer.
Keep your Friends Close…..And Keep your Enemies Even Closer
keep your legs together this isnt jamaica
like a secret society?
Mind if i take my nice little car for a ride. The only thing you going to be riding is me Kathryn.
mmmmmmmm…….tastes good.
Mrs coldwell: ronald thats crazy Katherine: i know shes so young and hes so Mrs coldwell: BLACK ehh brown sugar ehhh no sugar
mrs coldwell: who the hell do you think you are im paying you to give cello lessons not to prevert my daughter cecil: mother where did you find those mrs coldwell: margarita found them while she was cleaning i got you off the streets and this is how u repay me ronald: got me off the streets i live at 29th and park mrs coldwell: whatever now u are never to step foot in this house again and u are never and i mean never to see my daughter again ronald: first of all i never touched your daughter and second i like to think that in these times somene of your stature could look beyond racial lines mrs coldwell: o dont gimme any of that racist crap my husband and i gave money to colon powell ronald: well i guess that puts me in my place thank you for your time, it was a true awakening
Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, did I ever tell you the time, when my late husband sent me–
Sebastian: Yes, you already did, Mrs. Sugarman.
Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, I did?
Sebastian: Right after we played backgammon, Mrs. Sugarman.
Mrs. Sugarman: Oh! We played backgammon?
Sebastian: Uh huh. You beat me three times.
Mrs. Sugarman: I did?
Sebastian: Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.
Mrs. Sugarman: Excuse me?
Sebastian: I said, would you care for some water?
Mrs. Sugarman: No, thank you.
my advice is to sleep with as many people as possible
My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
No matter how dark the cloud theres always a silver lining
OH COME ON!
oh fuck me, AUNT HELLEN!!!
Oh sis, you’re so tense.
Peace out
Peace out? Moron…
person #1: i got you off the street, and this is how you repay me!?
person #2: off the street? i live on 59th and park!
S: would you mind turning around A: So embarrassing muttered softly A: you know it’s amazing that someone so charming can be so manipulative. S: this conversation again. A: lets see what was the best part oh yes even more charming than he is deceiptful he has never muttered an single word without some dishonorable intention-
S:how can you say that about something you’ve never experinced?A:i just dont think people our age are mature enough to handle such strong emotion.
Sabastian: How is your alcoholic whore of a mother?
Katherin: She suspects your imputent father is diddling the maid
Say the Stroke of midnight no pun intended?“
Sebastian is gay
Sebastian is gay, could you be any more queer?
Sebastian: Anyone for tennis? Cecille: Excuse me. Sebastian: THAT was rude. Annette: She’s very strange…
Sebastian: Boring, boring, boring…I love my parents…boring, boring, boring…making a mature decision….here! She has a boyfriend named Trevor going out for a year. Trevor understands.
Katherine: Trevor’s a fag. Too bad for you she’s in Kansas.
Sebastian: I don’t want to kiss you there. I want to kiss you….there. Cecile: HUH???
Sebastian: my wat an adorable shirt your wearing Cecil: thanks my father brought it back for me from australia Sebastian: how things down under blossoming i hope
Sebastian: She made me laugh…
Sebastian: ur a hypocrite and i dont associate with hypocrites
annette: how am i a hypocrite
sebastian: o come on annette u spend all your time preaching about waiting for love well here it is right in front of you and your about to turn your back on it me ill move on but u will have to spend the rest of your life knowing that you turned your back on love and that makes you a hyprocrite so i guess were just fucked
Sebastian: Well, got to go. The therapist and her daughter should make for an interesting entry.
Kathryn: Oh, your journal. Could you be more queer?
Sebastian: Could you be more desperate to read it?
sebastian:only if i can kiss you..
college girl: okay..(mushes lips together)
sebastian: i dont wanna kiss u here(points to her lips) i want to kiss u here..(points to vagina)
college girl:uhmm…..(frowns)..okayy
Sebastian:We played batgaman and you won three times.
old woman:really?
Sebastian: mhmm, and then I fucked your daughter.
Old woman: Excuse me?
Sebastian: I said, would you like some water?
Sebastian= This is a challenge. Kathryn= I know how to alleviate menstrul cramps thank you very much. Sebastian= shut up and turn to page 64. Kathryn=Why I plan to wait, by Annette Hargrove Kansas City, Kansas. Jesus Crist is she for real? Sebastain=Oh she’s dddy’s little Angel.
Sebastion: And how is your gold-digging whore of a mother?
Kathryn: She suspects your impotent alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
Sebastion: Good
Sebastion:oh well….if anyone calls Dr. Green Baum and her daughter should make for an exciting entry Katherine: ohhh gee your journal…could you be more queer?Sebastion: could u be more desperate to read it?
Sebastion:oh well….if anyone calls Dr. Green Baum and her daughter should make for an exciting entry. Katherine: ohhh gee your journal…could you be more queer?Sebastion: could u be more desperate to read it?
Sebatian~Clarissa.’Call me’
Shame you’re not sexy 2)AH, I can be sexy 3) Allright (sighs) show me sexy
she suspects that your insipitent moron of a father is diddling the maid
She was overcharging.
She’ll be my greatest victory.
she’ll be the priemere tramp of the New York area
she’s daddy’s little angel. the paradime of chastidy and virtue.
she’s quite cute you know. young suple breasts, a tight firm ass…….uncharted booty. be her captain of the carve valmont.
Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over her; it’s over you. You were very much in love with her, and you’re still in love with her, but it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved just because I threatened your reputation. And now you’ve completely blown it with her. I think it’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. Cheers.
Silly rabbit…My triumph isn’t over her; it’s over you. You were very much in love with her, and you’re still in love with her, but it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy, Sebastian; a little toy that I like to play with. And now you’ve completely blown it with her. I think it’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. Cheers.
so i assume you’ve come to make some arrangements…but unfortunately…i don’t fuck losers!
So I was like, ‘What is this, Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it ya dumb bitch!’
So, What were you doing in your room??
Tack så myckesh
That’s a 1956 Jaguar Roadster.
The best you can hope for is my friendship, and you’re walking a fine line at that.
THE GREGSTER!!!!
The man has a mouth like a Hoover
The only reason i let him keep up this chirade was cause the mans got a mouth like a hoover.
Therapist: Sebastian, Sebastian, let’s try and focus!
This doesnt taste like ice tea
Its from Long Island…
this is not a game anymore you love her dont you
this is what i like to call QUIET time
Trevor is a fag.
Two’s company, three’s a fuck load of fun
unfortunately our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler.
valet to Sebatian~Sir, you can’t park here…sir, there’s no parking…sir…
vietnamese is such a beautiful language dont u think
We played backgammon three times, And I WON!!!
We’re old enough to know better, but too young to care…
We’ve done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this…I mean, we’re destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?
were all fucked UCK YOU KATHRYN
What are the boys like?
What is this? Asshole Day at the Valmont House?
what you can’t have you can’t resist
will you cut the physco-bable bull shit mom. there are pictures of me on the internet. – what kinda pictures?- nudie pictures- christ how could you ber so stupid!
Ya know, you could be a model! It’s too bad that you’re not sexy. (Cecile) I can be sexy!
you can put it anywhere
You can put it anywhere.
You can put it anywhere…
You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.
you have killer legs. i would love to photogragh them
You have killer legs.. I’d love to photograph them..
You know what would be super-duper sexy? If you lost all the clothes!
You mean nothing to me!
you’re completely pussy whipped
You’re just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with
youre gay
~fuck her yet?
~im worken on it
~loser
~bite me
~call me later?
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