Lil: Let me take a look at you, Ah let me guess, Piedmont ND Violet: South Amoboi NJ Lil:same thing…do any drugs Violet: Just coffee thats all I can afford right now Lil: Let me see your arms Violet: Are you kidding? Lil: Does it look like i’m kidding?…oh. where’d you get that scar on your wrists? Violet: Pizza oven it’s a perment burn, from cutting slices for 4 years Lil: That could be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard Violet: Whats next a urine sample? Lil: haha I prefer blood
#1: I think I love you!
#2: Oh, I’m not a lesbian. I played into minors, but never went pro.
….Just for the record I was only starring at your ass for the first 15 minutes.
1)are you really the owner because ive had a rough couple of day and the last thing i need is some waitress on a power trip
2)you got it be here at 11 on friday
1)i dont wanna push my luck but can you tell me why i got the job
2)the average man has a 2 year old in his pants thats right a toddler right there in his dockers
1)men have children in the pants and that why your hiring me
2)you look like a preschool teacher the kids’ll love ya
1)It has a zippered crotch? Who would wear these in public? 2)Actually, I have them in blue.
1)Jersey, no!!! 2)It’s ok, Lil, no one orders water in your bar! 1)He’s the Fire Marshall – he can order whatever he wants.
1)That’s Rachel, the New York Bitch and I’m Cami, the Russian Tease. We all play our little parts, only Rachel really is a bitch and I really am a tease 2)I keep telling you, Cami, you can only be a tease if you stop sleeping with the customers, dear. Oh yeah, I always forget that part!
1)that’s raqchel you can learn a lot from her
2)um she just cut some guys ponytail off
1)well since ive never had a guy stare at my ass for a half before im gunna say good night and i’m hoping your gunna say it back
2)just for the record i was only staring at your ass for the first 15 minutes
1)what does coyote ugly mean
2)you ever wake p sober after a one night stand and the guy laying on you arm is so ugly you’ld rather chew your arm off than wake him
1+3)nodds
2)thats coyote ugly
3)well why would you want to name your bar that
2)cheers was taken
1)You collect comic books. That’s so cute. 2)It’s not cute…it’s very rugged and manly. Just a bit geeky.
1-That’s four dates! 2-Yes, which would make it the second longest relationship I’ve ever had. Get in the car
1. What are you doing? 2. It’s payback time Mr O’ Donnell
1. why aren’t you any socks? 2. i had a minor disagreement with the cothesdryer.
1.) What do you want? 2.) Uh, it’s 3:30 in the morning, I want what every man wants….Breakfast.
1.What does Coyote Ugly mean? 2.Have you ever woken up sober after a one night stand and the person laying on your arm was so ugly you’d rather chew of your arm than risk waking him up? Thats coyote Ugly. 1.WOW! Why would you name your bar that? 2.Oh, cuz cheers was already taken.
20 says it’s pretty woman, Rachel:i will raise you 10 because it’s home alone. Cammie: You guys have to read the signs, I call with Saving Privte Ryan …:What!? Rachel: lets flip tihs ova.. and Miss Jennifer from Austin says her favorite movie is………Theres no way you already read this one! …: oh you are such a cheater Cammie: a naked girl in army boots, easy play to call
Alright I’m freezing your assets.
Are you really the owner….? Cause, i’ve a really rough couple a days, and the last thing I need is some waitress on a power trip…. wasting my time
Because, the average male is walking around with a toddler inside his pants, a two year old right there inside his dockers
besides theres a really cute boy out there asking for you. he said hisname is mr o donnel
CAMI:WE ALL PLAY OUR PARTS AROUND HERE.EXCEPT RACHAEL REALLY IS A BITCH.AND I REALLY AM A TEASE.LIL:BABE,YOU CAN ONLY BE A TEASE IF YOU STOP SLEEPING AROUND.CAMI:I KEEP FORGETTING THAT PART.
CAMMIE: I’m Cammie, the Russian tease, and thats Rachel the New York bitch. We all play our little roles, except Rachel really is a bitch and… I really am a tease.
LIL: You can only be a tease if you stop sleeping around babe. CAMMIE: Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that part.
cammy, i think i just fell in love with you!
1)oh viloet, i’m not a lesbian.i played in the minors once but never went pro.
2)thats not what i meant
Cammy:I’m the tease. Lil: You can only be a tease if you stop sleeping with the customers. Cammy: Oh yeah I keep forgetting that part.
chase it with a beer…
Did you see their faces? I mean , Wow! They all wanted you honey. Even the women.
Do we serve water in this joint? Hell no H2O!
Do we server water in this bar?
Crowd:Hell No H20
Do we server water in this bar? Crowd:Hell No H20
Don’t do it. you are still on prohibation and he is a big guy. Don’t worry those classes are really paying off.
Have A Nice day
Have a nice day?
Yea i panicked i didnt know what to say.
Have you ever waken up sober after a one night stand and the guy next to you is laying on your arm and he is so ugly you would rather chew your arm off then risk waking him…
Have you ever woken up sober after a one night stand and the person next to you is laying on your arm, and they are so ugly that you’d rather chew off your arm than risk waking them? THAT’S Coyote ugly.
He can order anything he wants. He’s the Fire Marshal.
HEY!I dont go to your office and honk!
How about another Uey?
How long are you going to follow me for? Because I have never had someone starring at my butt for more than 15 minutes
I am NOT lost, they just moved my street.
I had a good night so I wanted a goodnight kiss, Have a nice day Mr. O’Donnell.
i had a good night, i wanted a goodnight kiss
I had a good night. I wanted a good night kiss.
i know i just met you but there’s something i really need to tell you …what’s that? you smell really bad
I know i just met you, but there’s something i really need to tell you,,,,whats that?,,, you really stink!!
I know I’ve only known you for a few days, but I have to tell you…you smell really bad.
I remember the first time that i heard my Mom play Bridge over Troubled Waters by Simon and Garfunkle, I remember exactly what she was wearing, and exactly how her hair smelt and exactly how i felt. And every time I hear that song I remember exaactly what she was wearing and exactly how her hair smelt and exactly how I felt…. because the great songs last forever. I wanna be the person that writes the music.
I think I love u ; O I’m not a lesbian I played in the minors but I ever went pro: No thats not what I …..
i want u to know i’m not following u home, i’m just walking 26 blocks in the wrong direction.
I’m a coyote.
I’m Cammie, the Russian tease, that’s Rachel, the New Youk bitch. We all play our little roles…only Rachel really IS a bitch..
I’m Cammie, the Russian tease. Cam, you can only be a tease if you stop sleeping around. Oh ya, I always forget that part.
I’m not a lesbion. I played in the minors, but I never went pro.
I’m not following you, I’m just walking 20 blocks in the wrong direction.
I’m NOT lost, they just moved my street.
I’m Violet, the Jersey nun.
If you were going, you wouldve already left.
Is this a church or is this a bar?
It’s 3 a.m! I want what every man wants!
JERSEY:I THINK I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU.CAMI:I’M NOT A LESBIAN.I PLAYED IN THE MINORS BUT NEVER WENT PRO.
Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black and Jose. You can have it any way you like, . .As long as it’s in a shotglass.
Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, and Jose, all my favorite men!
Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, Jose…All my favorite men. you can have it anyway you like, as long as it’s in a shot glass.
Jim, Jack, Jonny Red, Jonny Black and Jose, all my favorite men! You can have it anyway you want it as long as its in a shot glass.
Just for the record, I was only staring at your ass for the first..fifteen minutes.
Just so you know, I’m not following you home, I am just walking myself 26 blocks in the wrong direction!
Keven: Oh no, god, no.
Kevin- What do you do when all your dreams have come true? Violet- Pay off old debts
Kevin: Do you always ask this many questions?
Violet: Do you always dodge this many questions?
Let me guess…Piedmont North Dakota
LiL:Not a dry seat in the house
Look, if you’re not who you say you are, let me know now, because I’ve had a really rough three days and the last thing I need is a waitress with a power trip!
Men have two-year-old children in their pants?
Oh I’m not a lesbian. I played in the minors, but never went pro.
ok, ive never had someone stare at my ass for a half hour so i’m gonna say goodnight and hope you’ll say it back
RoOf RoOf
Sexy babe
She sang along with a jute box, lets not start polishing a grammy.
So tell me…What do you do when you realize all your dreams have come true?
So what do you do when you relize all your dreams come true?
Sorry I’m late, Al and I had a fight. Then we made up…..twice.
That was a one time performance, that I have to repeat like every night.
Theres still plenty of mileage left on him!!
they’re not eggs, they’re egg whites, and i’d rather eat the carton.
THIS IS NOT A GAS PUMP SON! Wait your turn!
Tonight.. I’m calling the shots
Trust me Violet… I have a Serious Shopping Problem…!
Unbutton your blouse a little, unzip the pants, show a little flesh go on your fans are waiting for you to crawl on the bar.
Violet : I want my tape.
Manager: Hey, you’re not allowed in here.
Violet : I’m not staying…I just want my tape.
Kevin : Did you write all those songs?
Violet : You listened to my tape?
Kevin : No, of course not, that would be an invasion of privacy.
[singing]
Kevin : Baby you’re the right kind of wrong.
Violet : Go ahead. Laugh it up. Because nothing you say is gonna bother me.
Kevin : I was just trying to tell you I like your music. Do you always take compliments this well?
Violet, that is so cute. Now let me tell you about me. My name is Wendy, and I moved here when I was 21 to be a dancer, but I broke my big toe, then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the peace corps. So for the last 16 years I’ve been raising my daughter all by myself. Two weeks ago she tells me that she is a bisexual and she hates me more than any person on this planet. Now tell me how I can help you, please, because I am dying to make your dreams come true.
Violet, that is so cute. Now let me tell you a little somethin’ about me. My name is Wendy and I first moved to New York to become a dancer and I broke my big toe. Then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the peace core, so for the last sixteen years I’ve been raisin’ my daughter all by myself. Then two weeks ago she tells me that she is a bisexual and that she hates me more than any other person. Now, tell me, how I can help you. Please. Because I am just dying to make your dreams come true!
Violet- cammy, i think i just fell in love with you!
Cammy-oh viloet, i’m not a lesbian. i played in the minors once but never went pro.
violet-thats not what i meant.
Violet- It’s just a bar for God’s sake. Lil- Then what are you so mad at?
Violet: …come on, Kevin I don’t have all night. Why’d you run away from home? Kevin: I don’t have a home. Is that what you watned to hear? I don’t have a family. I mean that’s the big secret. Are you happy? You gonna feel sorry for me now? You gonna hold me close while I tell you I had to change homes every 2 years? I had a bad childhood, big deal. I don’t need your sympathy. Cause I’m here, and I’m living on my 2 feet like I wanted to, that was MY dream. And at least I did it with a little bit of dignity. Violet: And I didn’t, that’s it? Kevin: Well unbutton the blouse a little and unzip the pants, show a little bit of flesh, I think you can figure it out. Go on it, your fans are waitin for you to crawl on the bar
Violet: I dont know what u’re into but… Kevin: the amazing smiderman #129. Mint Condition, worth a thousand bucks. Violet:A comic biik? Kevin: It’s not just a comic book, its the first appearance of the Punisher. This is the holy grail on comic books. Violet: You collect comic books? That is so cute. Kevin: Its not…cute. It’s very rugged and manly. ITs just a bit kinky, huh? Violet: I think Its sweet.
Violet: Why are you hiring me?
Lil: Because, most 30 year old men have a two year old in their pants. Right there in their dockers.
Violet: So your hiring me because men have toddlers in their pants?
Lil: The kids’ll love it.
what are you eating? (while eating kfc) one of those lean cuisine meals, rice and vegetables, mmmmm deliciouse. oh see there good right? mmmmmmmmmm yumm
When you wake up after a one-night stand and the guy next to you is so ugly that you’d rather chew off your own arm to get away than risk waking him…THAT’S coyote ugly.
why did u name ur bar coyote ugly? well guess cheers waz taken
you collect comic books. That’s so cute
You’re hiring me because men have 2 year old children in their pants? You look like a kindergarden teacher, the boys’ll love it. sorry i asked…
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