Movie Quotes from Black Sheep: Quotes from the movie Black Sheep
(fridge falls on Mike) Mike:Ah shit I got chocolate pudding in my pants! Steve:Uhhh Mike there wasnt any chocolate pudding in there.
1) do you have any idea of how fast you were going? 2) im gonna say 65 tops. 1) 7…7 miles per hour. and usually when i pull people people over, they pull over in the shoulder.
1) do you know how fast your going? 2) um i guess around 60. 1)7, 7 miles an hour.
1) Tell me officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
2)Well, I got a 426 Hemi in her, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters. I can get her up to as good as 155. Never do though of course, unless I’m chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari.HAHAHAHA. I geuss I was going about 65, tops.
1) Seven, Seven miles an hour. And normally when I stop people, they pull onto the shoudler.
1) You know that guy I told you about, The one that stole my car? Well he’s living about a mile down the road from here and he’s driving it. 2) Well let’s go get it back. 1) No, this dudes trouble. He’s dangerous and you don’t want to mess with guys like him. 2) What’s the matter you afraid? You can’t be afraid all the time. You have to be tough and stand up for yourself. (Next Scene) (1+2 together) Aah, Snakes! 2) God, I hate snakes! 1) Can anything else go wrong this week? (A while later) I thought you said you have to be tough, so why did you run away from the well of snakes? 2) SHUT UP! just because you’re afraid of snakes, doesn’t mean you aren’t tough and can’t stick up for yourself.
1)Please move away from this vector and get into another co-ordinance pronto. There’s no access for you in this quadrant. 2)Man, why don’t you goose-step on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip because they may be impressed by it, asshole!! 1)Young man, I’m gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the horns of a nightmare you can’t even imagine!! I will dance with you inside this excited ring of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
1)Please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There’s no access for you in this quadrant. 2)Man, why don’t you goose-step on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip because they may be impressed by it, asshole!! 1)Young man, I’m gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the horns of a nightmare you can’t even imagine!! I will dance with you inside the six sided ring of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
1)What the hell was that? 2)A chunk in the road or something. 1)I just chunked in my pants.
1. Are you or are you not the black angel of death?
2. Without a doubt.
1. Don’t agree with me it just pisses me off more.
1. i got dibs on top. 2.oook
1. What the hell was that?
2. A chunk of the road or something.
1. I just chunked in my pants.
1. You’re not from ’round here, are ya’?
2. You know, I am. Born and raised.
1. Nope, can’t be true. (laughing) Fire!
1.) I’m not far from pulling you outta the car and beating you to dust.
2.) You should work your way up to that it kinda leaves you no where to go.
1.) I could go to your mom’s and start a small fire in her panties.
1: Hows the weather up there buddy? Hahahahahah… 2: Shut up!
1: I’m just dandy! I got bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants! 2: Uh, we didn’t have any pudding in there buddy.
Are you or are you not the black angel of death?
at least you didnt shove it up my ass…
aww horse shit
awwwwww, thats sad
Bite your tongue winch!
Did you turn on the siren?
Dude, I cant even find the glove compartment in this thing.
do you know how fast you were going
Don’t agree with me. It only pisses me off more.
Fat guy in lil coat…
Floor it Harold!
Get this, a cornfed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a flemmish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles, yo-yo’s, a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a tricycle giving me the finger, and a duck! Now I don’t know what to make of it, but… Are you crying? Oh my god, honey can you put your dad on the phone?
God knows I don’t need that DEEE!
Got dibs on top bunk!
Hey Did ya fall in some mud or something?
Yeah, I did. And I’m going to be RICH because I’m the only person on earth who knows where you can find white mud.
I didn’t say mud I said CRUD. What did you fall in some crud or something?
I’m not one of your eight year olds that’ll believe that.
Shut up Steve.
Hey hows it goin Mike Donnely here
Hey I’ve got something for you (reaches in pocket)it’s kind of like a souvenier (gives man the finger).
Hold Strong Little Root!
i can splatter your cortex or explode your heart which sounds quicker to you?
I could drive to your mama’s house, light a small fire in her panties.
I could go for some tastey akes and some reese peanut butter cups right about Now!!!…You know what Im talkin about!
I could go over to your momma’s house and start a small fire in her panties.
I could sure go for some cupcakes and some peanut butter cups about now!
I got dibbs on top bunk!
I LIKE THE WORD ROAD…BECAUSE YOU CAN SAY IT ROAD, OR ROWADD!!!!
I think one looked at me!!
I’m gonna go take a squeege.
I’ve got a present here for you
If rock kicks ass, and voting kicks ass, well you got some kick ass shiieet!!
If voting kicks ass, and Al Donnaly kicks ass, then you got some KICK ASS SHIT!
im gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you cant even imagine
i will dance with you inside this excited ring of fire unless you move from this area far and fast NOW!!
im surprised we cant count on a guy who lives in a school bus surrounded by land mines.
Is there an Opie convention in town?
It’s one small step for man, one GIANT … I HAVE A DREAM!!!!!
Looks like you got a little chubby going on there.
Mike: HI FOLKS! VOTE FOR DONNELY!
Old Man: good god man
Mike: Little help from the Donnely campaign
mrs. oadeker, mrs. oadeker
New kid fake headbut. AWWWW, you broke my nose! AWWWWW! Ketchup packet.
Officer: Do you have any idea how fast you were going? Chris Farley: I’d say 60, 60 tops. Officer: 7! you were going 7 mph!
Oh My God it touched my hand!!!
One small step for man!……I have a dream!!!
PA PA PA POP THE HOOD!
Question: Did ya fall in some mud?
Answer: Yep! And I’m gonna be rich because I’m the only person in the world who knows where you can find white mud.
rabbit punch, followed by piledriver…thats right…piledriver
raving psyco….he butchered 500 chickens and screwed a beagle
Rectum, damn near killed him
Seven, seven miles per hour.
So could you please get this prisoner a little faster through our state officer…..mehoff..jack(turns around)..jackmehoff
son of a…
Steve is driving down the road and Drake Sabitch comes out of no where (carrying a bag of groceries)and rams into the front of Steve’s car. Steve- Oh, sorry buddy, are you ok? Drake- I’m not far from dragging you out of the car and beating you to dust. Steve- You should work up to that kinda leaves you no where to go. Drake- (Throws down the groceries and goes up to the steve’s window) I could go to your mama’s and start a small fire in her panties.
Steve: Do-do-do-do-do-do, heheheh! This is great. I-I never won 3 games in a row, I hardly ever play checkers.
Mike: Yeah, well, uh, it’s, uh, kinda easy for you to win when you, uh, NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!!! EVER!!!! GOD!!!! Come on!
Steve: Oookkkaayyy, where would you want me to move this one?
Mike: There. Hahaha! King me!! Heheheheh! Hey move this one. It’s safe, I swear, I swea-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That wasn’t safe at all! What an idiot! Hahaha, this is fun!
Steve: Yeah, yeah, it was.
Thank you little roots. Please stay strong.
Thank you little roots. Pleast stay strong.
That stuff gives ya the munchies, and I don’t need any of that!
That’s one small step for man and one giant……..I have a dream!
THERES A BOWL OF CHOCOLET PUDDING IN MY PANTS!
this map is heavy, its got a bunch of roabs on it.
Time to go home now, little doggies, no food for you in here. Dogs! I want you to go home! GET OFF MY BUMPER! Come on, Geez! You think this truck is in heat or something?
we totally locked eyes, he was like slow motion……can’t stop, dont wanna, aieeeeesshhhh
What in the hell was that about????
What is there an Opie convention in town?
where’d you get all that crud?
Ya playing pocket pool there? ya got a little chubby going on there. dream on ya little fart!
yea, and ill be rich because im the first person to discover white mud
yeah, sorta easy to win when you…
NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW… EVER!
You can’t catch a bat with a pot, MORON!
You got some kickass shit!!!!!
young man i will spike your head onto a nightmare you cant imagine
YOUNG MAN! if you do not move from this area far and fast, i will tear off your head and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can’t even imagine! i will dance w/ you in this excited ring of fire, unless you move from this area far and fast! NOW!
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