(1)Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?
(2)Nope. Just me, baby. Just me.
(Returning from his Adventure) Hi! How you doing? Yeah thanks. Aw get the fuck outta my face!
…Or maybe I’m a Chinese Jet Pilot
1)You eyeballin’ me boy?
2)No, M’Lord.
1)I can’t hear you!
2)NO, M’LORD!
1)You squeekin’ like a mouse! Are you a mouse boy?!
2)NO, M’LORD!
1)Where you from, mouse? !
2)I hail from the village of Perth.
1)Only two things come from Perth: Steers and queers. Which are you?
1. I am Henry the Red. Lord of the Northlands and king of its people.
2. Well hello, Mr. Fancy Pants! Listen, I got news for you, pal, you aint leadin’ but 2 things right now: jack and sh*t! And Jack left town.
1. Little goody two shoes. A shotgun is press at his nose and fired.
2. Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun
1.I’m Bad Ash, and you’re Good Ash. You’re little-goody-two-shoes, little-goody-two-shoes (dances) little-goody-(punches Ash)-two-shoes, ha ha! (Ash cocks gun at him and nods head) BLAM!
2. Good, bad. I’m the one with the gun.
1: Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?
2: Nope. Just me, baby. Just me.
1:I’ll swallow your soul! 2:Come get some
Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby, Just me.
Ash: Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand things with alloys and compositions and things with.. molecular structures.
Ash: See this? This is my boom stick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?!
Ash: Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things: Jack and shit.. and Jack just left town.
Ash: Yo, she-bitch! Let’s go!
Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? ‘Cause the answer’s easy! I’m BAD Ash.. and you’re GOOD Ash! You’re a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
Sheila: (a possessed deadite) You found me beautiful once..
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It’s a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department.That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five.It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this, this is my BOOMSTICK! It’s a 12 gauge double-barrelled Remington, S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. Shop smart, shop S-Mart…YA GOT THAT!!!
alright, listen up you primitive screwheads! This is my boom-stick! THis is a Remington 30.6, with a polished wooden stock. It retails for around $119.95 . Shop smart, shop S-Mart. You got that!
Alright, listen up, you primitive screwheads.
And Rememer… Shop smart… shop S-Mart… You got that!?!
Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Nope. Just me baby… Just me.
ash: london bridge is fallingdown falling down falling dooooowwwn! Haaaaaah!
mini ashes: my fair lady HA
Ash:You will never get the Necronamacan! Bruce: Whats that on your face? Ash: Where? Bruce: (Throws dirt on Ash’s face.)
Buckle up, Bonehead. You’re going for a ride.
Clatto Verata Nicto.
Again.
Clatto Verata Nicto.
Again.
Look, I know your damn words!
Clatu Verata N… N… it’s an ‘N’ word. N… N… It’s definitely an ‘N’ word!
Colbalt blue steel, walnut stock, with a hair trigger, s-mart top of the line this baby retails for about $185, shop smart shop s-mart…. YOU GOT THAT!!
Colbalt blue steel, walnut stock, with a hair trigger, S-Mart’s top of the line this baby retails for about a hundred and eighty-five dollars, shop smart shop S-Mart….YOU GOT THAT?!!
Come get some
crowd:hurray he got the book BC:yeah yeah crowd: hurray BC: yeah get the fuck outta my face
Don’t touch that please! Your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures in the….
Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand things with alloys and compositions and things with … molecular structures.
Evil Sheila: I may be bad, but I feel so GOOD!!
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me…blow.
Get the fuck out of my face
Gimme some sugar baby.
Gimme some sugar, baby
Gimme some sugar, baby.
Gimme some sugar, baby.
Go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama!
Good … Bad … I’m the one with the gun.
Good, I could use another horse blanket…
GOOD,… BAD,… I’M THE GUY WITH THE GUN
Good… Bad… I’m the guy with the gun.
Good… Bad…. I’m the guy with the gun!!!
Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun.
Good? Bad? Im the guy with the gun.
Goody little two shoes, GOODY little TWO shoes
groovy!
Groovy.
Hail to the king, baby.
Hail to the king, baby.
Hail to the king, baby.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Baby!
Hello, my name is Ash, and I am a slave
Hey, I got news for you pal. You aint leadin’ but 2 things right now: jack and $hit, and jack left town.
Hey, Whats that on your face?
honey, you got real ugly
Honey, you got real ugly.
I got it, I got it. I know your damn words!
I never even saw these assholes before!
I never even saw these assholes before!
I’ll swallow your soul!
Come get some.
I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Into the pit with the bloody sons of whores
it all happened back when i pooped in my granny farkasses bungyhole and she said ash ur a crazy gookie ur just a crazy gookie so i ate all her diahrea up and assjelly
It got into my hand and went bad… so I lopped it off at the wrist.
It got into my hand and went bad…so I lopped it off at the wrist.
Klatu! Verrata! N..? Nickle, necktie,… it was definately an N word. It was DEFINATELY an N word! Klatu, Verrata, Nee*coughing* There. That’s it.
Klatu…..verata…..nic*coughs*…..thats it!
Klatu…..verata…..nic*coughs*…..thats it!
Lady, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Let’s get the hell out of here! Whaaah!
Listen up you primitive screwhead savages. . .THIS. . . is my BOOMSTICK!!!
March of the dead.
Maybe, just maybe my boys can do it. Maybe I’m a Chinese jet pilot.
Now I swear…The next one of you PRIMATES….even TOUCHES me…
Now I’m ‘gonna give ya a load of HOT FAT that will float around your back teeth for a week…
sally foaaaaaaaa sally foaaaaaaaaa sally forth
See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?
Shela: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got REAL ugly.
Shop smart, shop S-mart!
Shop smart, shop S-mart.
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart!
Shop smart. Shop S-MART. YA GOT THAT?
Shut the door! What, were you raised in a barn? You probably were raised in a barn, you and all the other primates…
The name’s Ash, housewares.
This is my BOOM stick!
THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!
This is my boomstick!
This…is my BOOMSTICK!!!
Three books?? Nobody said anything about three books!
Well hello mister fancy pants. Let me tell ya, you aint leadin’ but two things right now; Jack and shit. And Jack left town.
Well hello Mister Fancypants. You ain’t leadin’ but two things right now, Jack and shit, and Jack left town.
Well hello Mr. Fancypants. You ain’t leadin’ but two things right now, Jack and shit, and Jack left town.
Well hello then Mr. Fancy-Pants.
Well Hello, Mr. Fancypants.
Well that’s just what we call pillow talk baby.
Well that’s just what we call pillow talk baby.
Well, helllllo Mr. Fancypants
Well, hello Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you, pal. Right now you aint leadin’ but two things: jack & shit. And jack left town.
Well, hello, Mister Fancypants.
Well, hello, mr. Smarty Pants. The only things you are in charge of right now is jack and shit. And Jack has left the town.
What’s the matter, you raised in a barn? Shut the door. Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives.
What’s the matter, you raised in a barn? Shut the door. Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives.
Whats the matter, were you raised in a barn shut the door. Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives.
Whoa, wrong book.
Woah, wrong book.
YO SHE BITCH!! Let’s go
Yo she-bitch, let’s go
Yo she-bitch…let’s go
Yo! She-bitch! Let’s go!
You ain’t leadin’ but two things right now. Jack and Shit. And Jack left town.
You ain’t leading jack n shit and jack’s left town!
You can count on my steel
You know I could of stayed there and been king,… But in my own way I am still king,… Hail to the king baby
You want some HOT CHOCOLATE???
You’re goody little two shoes. Goody little two shoes! Goody little two shoes!
You’re goody little two shoes. Goody little two shoes! Goody little two shoes!
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