#1 Bear would like to stay at the white horse? #2 White House, White House #1 Yeah bear would like to stay in the lincoln bedroom of the white house for the summer
#1 Bear would like to stay at the white horse? #2 White House, White House #1 Yeah bear would like to stay in the white house of the lincoln bedroom for the summer
#1 That was pretty intense huh. #2 I told you touch nothing, but you a bunch of cowboys
#1 you’re tellin me you dont have a backup plan, that these 8 boy scouts here, that is the worlds hope, is that what your tellin me? #2 yeah, #1 ohhh JESUS DAMNIT!
#1) Okay, so Mr. Truman, let’s say that we actually do land on this… what’s it gonna be like up there?
#2) Two hundred degrees in the sunlight, minus two hundred in the shade. Canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions…things like that.
#1) Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That’s all you’ve got to say — scariest environment imaginable.
#1- Okay Mr. Truman let’s say that we actually do land on this, what is it going to be like up there? #2- 200 degrees in the sunlight minus 200 degrees in the shade, canyons of razor sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that. #1- Okay so the scariest environment imaginable thanks, that’s all you gotta say scariest environment imaginable.
#1. are they going to be able to take off?
#2. we hope so!
(#1 forces #2 to the ground)
#1. THATS MY FAMILY UP THERE! I DONT WANT TO HEAR WE HOPE SO!
#1: Excuse me sir, FBI. #2: No thanks #1: We have a situation. #2: Good for you. #1: I think you should come with us, NOW!
#1: Honey I am onto something quite big here, go get the phonebook, get the number of those men from NASA. #2: Excuse me, but do I have a sign on me saying ‘Karl’s Slave’? #1:Go get the god-damned phone book, get the book, get the book!
#1: I have got the Preseident on Air Force One demanding answers – is it over? #2: General, we’ve got 11,000 people at NASA trying to work that out now, when we know, you’ll know!
#1:Oscar’s got some outstanding parking tickets he’d like wiped off his record. #2: 63 tickets in 7 states!#1: I’ll tell em Oscar. Let’s see, just, um, Nunin’s got some lady friends he’d like to see made American citizens, no questions asked. Um, Max would like you to bring back eight-track tapes.I don’t know if…Um, Bear would like to stay at the…white horse? #3: white HOUSE, white house. #1: oh yeah, he’d like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom at the white house for the summer, just stuff like that. #4:Well, i think we can take care of…some of that.#1: Oh, and one more thing. None of them want to pay taxes again…ever.
‘It’s not so bad. Feels kind of tingly.’
‘There’s just one more thing. None of them want to pay taxes again. Ever.’
(1)Alright now listen, man to man, I’m serious…I love her (2) WAY WRONG ANSWER
(AJ)Have you ever heard of Evil Canevil?
(Russian) NO, I never saw Star Wars.
(AJ)Would you do humanity a favor and shut the hell up!!!
(singing) I’m leaving on a jet plane!
*sings*…All my bags are packed, it’s time to go, I’m standing here outside your door, I hate to wake you up to say goodbye…*all chime in*..SO KISS ME, AND SMILE FOR ME, TELL ME THAT YOU’LL WAIT FOR ME, HOLD ME LIKE YOU’LL NEVER LET ME GO…..
-We spend 250 billion dollars a year on defense. And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hand of a bunch of retards I wouldn’t trust with a potato gun.
–So, what’s the verdict?
—They’ll do it. But they’ve made a few requests though.
–Like?
—Well, Oscar has some outstanding parking tickets he’d like wiped off his record.
—–56 TICKETS IN SEVEN STATES!
—Yeah, I’ll tell him Oscar.
—Chick wants a two weeks Emperor’s package a Caesar’s Palace. Max would like you to bring back eight track tapes. Don’t know if that’s gonna work out. Noonan has two women friends he’d like to see made American citizens no questions asked. Hey, none of you would be able to tell us who shot Kennedy would ya? Bear would like to stay at the…White Horse??
—-WHITE HOUSE! WHITE HOUSE.
—Yeah, he’d like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.
–Well, I guess we could take care of some of that.
——HARRY!
—Yeah, one more thing. None of them want to pay taxes again. EVER.
…the clock on that 9 foot nuclear weapon is ticking.
1) A.J. is my choice!
2) Choice? He’s the only one here in your age bracket. That’s not a choice, it’s a lack of option.
1) Come on! You’re NASA for Christ’s sake! You’re the ones who come up with this shit! Why I bet you have a bunch of guys sitting around somewhere right now just thinking shit up, and somebody backing them up. What’s your contingency plan?
2) Our contingency plan?
1) Yeah, your back up plan. You’ve gotta have a back up plan.
1) No, we don’t have a back up plan.
1) Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
2) No, I never saw Star Wars.
1) How long have you worked for me, A.J.?
2) Five wonderful years.
1) And in those five years you have never apologized to me this quickly, now what going on here?
1) If i was anybody it would be Han Solo. 2) if anybody was Han Solo it would be me. You would probably be Chewbacca. 1) Oh man Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars?
1) Right before A.J.’s dad died he told you to take care of his son. I don’t think shooting him is taking care of him.
2) I’m not gonna kill him, I’m just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?
1) Yep, but he wasn’t very good.
1) The person who finds her gets to name her, right? 2) yeah 1) I wanna name her dotty, after my wife, shes a viscious, life sucking bitch, from which there is no escape. 2) thats sweet, carl.
1) The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?
1) Yee ha! Ride em cowboy! Yippi-I-O-kiay! 2) Get off the nuclear warhead 1) I was doing Slim Pickins you know when the guy rides the nuclear warhead down to Earth 2)NOW! 1) Oh never saw that one huh? Sorry just wanted to feel the power between my legs again. Hey, Sharp! No nukes! No nukes! No nukes! 3) Got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?
1) You mean to tell me that there’s a job that all go no quits Harry Stamper can’t handle by himself, and needs my expert advice? 2)Something like that yeah. 1)NO is it something like that, or is it that. 2)You know AJ, you and me have a real problem…there’s not a job on this planet that i would want to work with you on.
1)Can we get them home 2)I hope so 1)(tackles him) Thats my FAMILY up there! SO I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU HOPE SO!
1)Do you think anybody else is doing the exact same thing right now? 2)I hope so. Or else what the hell are we trying to save?
1)Have you ever heard of Evel Kanevel? 2) No I never saw Star Wars
1)Have you ever heard of Evel Kenivel? 2)No, I never saw Star Wars.
1)I want to go shopping! 2) ME TOO! But this is a traffic jam.
1)Where’s Grace? 2)She’s upstairs with A.J. (he leaves) Oh wait! Harry, did you say Grace? Uh…I thought you said Bear!
1)Ye-haw! Ride ’em cowboy! Yippy-hi-yo-kiyay! 2)GET OFF…THE NUCLEAR…WARHEAD!!!
1)you should go home 2)I have nowhere else to go
1. Baby, do you think it’s possible that anyone else in the world is doing this very same thing at this very same moment? 2. I hope so. Otherwise, what the hell are we trying to save?
1. Bear would like to stay in the White..horse? 2. White HOUSE, White House. 1. Yeah, the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the month of July.
1. Harry, are you sire this is legal? 2. Im legally insane Rock its alright
1. Harry, are you sure this is legal? 2. Im legally insane Rock its alright
1. Harry, put the gun down, you’re acting insane! 2. Honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way. 1. You can’t control my life! 2. Fine. CLOTHES NOW!
1. Have you seen Gracie?? 2. Yeah she’s in the hanger with AJ…Oh wait did you say Gracie, I thought you said Bear.
1. Hey, Noonan, you need 10 grand? We gotta put these girls through college! 2. I love this astronaut stuff! 3. Hey, who the hell you think you guys are? You’re hogging all the action! 4. Hey, pinhead, why don’t you go find your own party? 3. Why don’t you spread the wealth, pal? 1. Here, why don’t you go buy yourself a neck? 4. Hey, Mr. Clean!(fighting starts and police arrest them) 1. Hey, we’re astronauts, call NASA, they’ll confirm it. 2. Yeah, we’re all astronauts! 3. Yeah, we’re all astronauts. 1. You are so messin with national security, man, you are FIRED tomorrow morning! I’ll get the CIA and the FBI,you’ll be working security at Toys R’Us. 5. Bye, little astronauta. 1. No, baby, don’t leave, i’m going into space and not coming back!
1. Hey. 2. What are you doing here? 1. I was just passing by on the uh…I came…3. Who’s he? 2. That man’s a salesman. Would you go inside? Thank you. 1. He got big. 2. You can’t come around like this. The court says you can’t. It confuses him. 1. No, I know. I just, I wanted to say that I’m sorry, about everything. And I got something coming up-something kinda big. He just might be proud of me. Would you do something for me? Would you just give him this? You don’t have to tell him who it’s from, just… *sets model space shuttle on the ground in front of her.*
1. Hi, Harry.
2. I´ve reapetedly asked you to call me dad.
1. Sorry, Harry.
1. I just don’t think I did the right thing with you. 2. You’re wrong! I love my life. I love everything about my life. And I don’t blame you for my mother leaving…she left us both. And don’t talk like you’re not coming back. Promise me that you’ll come back. Say I promise.
1. Slow down, Little Richard, we’ve been ridin all morning, man , you gotta take a dump? (notices special news report on TV) Hey, man, what happened? 2.(broadcasting) The shuttle Atlantis exploded at 3:47 am Eastern Standard Time.(dog runs into trouble at a vendor’s blow-up doll collection) 3. Hey! Hey, man, get, that’s my Godzilla! 1. Yo fool! Don’t be kickin Little Richard, what the hell your problem? 3. That dog’s eatin my Godzilla, man, and what’s a little runt like you gonna do about it? 1. Get him, Richard, sic him, If I wasn’t a Christian, I’d be throwing your fat pineapple eatin ass through the window!
1. So the whole world knows…tell me you’ve never let anybody down before. 2. I’ve never quit yet, how’s that? 1. I guess that’ll have to do.
1. That salesman’s on TV! 2. That man’s not a salesman. That’s your daddy!
1. Who do you think you are? 2. Han Solo! 1. No, if anybody’s anybody, I’m Han, and you’re-Chewbaca. 2. CHEWY? Have you even seen Star Wars??
1. Why we not going? 2. What? This is New York City, anything could happen, let’s see, it could’ve been a terrorist’s bomb, somebody shot, stabbed, and it’s finally payday, dude, somebody did not want to get their paycheck, yes? 1. I want to go shopping! 2. Me too! But we ain’t going anywhere because this is a TRAFFIC JAM.
1.(talking to dog) Hey, little man, Little Richard, you and me, man, we’re going to the top baby, BIG TIME! Man, I ain’t gonna be riding this bike the rest of my life, know what I’m sayin? I’m getting a motorcycle, baby. We’re gonna travel in style.
1.) How you feeling? 2.) Good, you know, considering I’ve never been this scared in my entire life.
1.)How about you do mankind a favor,shut the hell up![Throws rock]Have you ever heard of Evil Knievel?2.)No,I’ve never seen Star Wars.
1.hey oscar, have you seen a.j? 2. yeah she’s over in the hanger with a.j…harry did you say a.j? i thought you said bear
1.If you had to say, who would you say? 2.I don’t know Oscar, who do you think you are? 3. Han Solo 4. No, if anybody is anybody, I’m Han and you, you’re Chewbacca. 5. CHEWIE!? Have you even seen Star Wars?
1.One toxocology rport showed traces of catamine, that is a high powered sedative. 2. Sedatives are used all the time doctor. 3. This ones used on horses. 4. Some of these guys are pretty big
1: Damn glad to see ya boy! 2: That’s six words.
1: Have you ever heard of Evil Conevil? 2: No, I’ve never seen Star Wars
1:Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel? 2:No,I never saw Star Wars.
56 tickets in 7 states
9:11 (on the shuttle launch countdown clock)
What?! I just wanted to feel the power between my legs brother!
a.)I AM STEPPING OUT SIDE! b.) What? You’re going out side? a.)I am the only certified astronaut here, and I am saving your American ass!
A.J.: Well, we all gotta die right? Looks like I’m the guy who gets to do it saving the world.
Ah lady, I’m only here to drill. So am I!
AJ I’ve got just five words for you Damn glad to see you boy! That’s six words.
AJ: no seriously, man to man, i love her
HARRY: way wrong answer
Alright, what did we miss?
Always thought of you as a son and I’d be damn proud to have you marry Grace
American components Russian components, all made in Taiwan
American Components!!! Russian Components!!!
ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!!
american components, russian components, all made in taiwan!
American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!!!!
American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan.
American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TIWAN!!!
American Components, Russian Components… All made in Taiwan
at least we’ll have a high school named after us
baby, you got such sweet pillow talk.
Basically the worst part’s in the bible.
Ben A. ’cause im leavin on a jet plane and i dont no when i’ll be back again o baby i hate to go
But I love A.J.
Yeah, he’s the only guy on this rig that’s your age; it’s not love, it’s a lack of options.
By Max, take care buddy
C’mon you guys!!! Time to embrace the horror! We got front row tickets to the end of the world!!!!
C. Sharp: Miss Stamper… Colonel Willie Sharp United States Air Force Ma’am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter… of the bravest man I’ve ever met.
can you say prison bitch!
Chew this iron bitch up!
Chick: I’ve never told anyone this before, but I’m afraid of flying. So it would be very embarassing to die now.
Hound: You think that’s bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
Chick: Boy, that’s bad.
Chick: Right before A.J.’s dad died, he told you to take care of his son. I don’t think shooting him is taking care of him.
Harry: I’m not gonna kill him, I’m just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?
Chick: Yeah, but he wasn’t very good.
Daddy dont go.-i love you baby!-Daddy dont go!
Don’t touch my uncle! He is the genius of my family. He use to make teh tip of the bomb. You know, that finds New York or Washington.
Dr:…and your bad cholesterol is shockingly bad. Patient: Pork rind this…(gets up on exam table and starts a strip tease)
F.B.I. Agent: Sir, we have a national security matter.
Rockhound: Good for you.
Fine. Clothes. Now!
General Kimsey: The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn’t trust with a potato gun.
GET OFF THE NUCLEAR WARHEAD
NO NUKES NO NUKES!!!
Get off the nuclear warhead.
Get off, the nuclear, warhead.
Get off… the nuclear.. WARHEAD
Get off… the nuclear… warhead.
Get the book. Get the book. Get the goddamn book !!!
God gave us children so there would be roses in December… Well, he gave me a whole garden full… a whole garden full Gracey, he really did.
Grace: And dont talk like you’re not coming back. Promis me you’ll coem back.
Harry: Okay.
Grace: Say I promise.
Harry: I promise.
*Hug*
Grace:And if it’s not too much trouble, could you bring my finace home with you?
Grace: Do you think there is anyone anywhere right now who’s doing exactly the same thing we are? AJ: I hope so, or else what are we trying to save?
Grace: I dont blame you for my mother leaving. She left us both.
Grace: Thats my FAMILY up there!
Truman: This is one order you shouldn’t follow and you f*** ing know it!!!
grace:daddy?
harry:yea hunny,i know that i promised u i’d be coming hom but it looks like im gonna have to break that promise
grace:i lied to you too.when i told u i didnt want to be like you cause i am like you and everything good inside of me is from you and i love you so much daddy
harry:i love you too, i gotta go now sweetie
grace:(touchign the screen) NO!
Gracie: I was raised up with rough neck by you, and now you get
all shocked and shaken whe I fall in love with one, so you’s the
hypocrit here?
Harry( to Chinese people) Look at all those nice shinny pipes up there.
HARRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Stamper: Houson, you have a problem. You see, I promised my little girl that I was coming home. Now I don’t know WHAT you people are doing down there, but we’ve got a hole to dig up here!
Harry the clock on that nine foot nuke it ticking
Harry will do it, I know it. He doesn’t know who to fail.
HARRY! DON’T DO THIS! I LOVE YOU!
Harry!! i love you!! dont do this!! harry!!!
Harry’ll do it, I know it. He doesn’t know how to fail.
Harry’ll do it, I know it. He dosn’t know how to fail.
Harry, I have five words i wanna hear from you: you know A.J., you’re a great guy and a great worker and i love you like a son, you were right, and i’m sorry. Actually that’s more like 20 words or something but how about just: A.J., i’m sorry, and i love ya.
Harry, I swear to God, she never told me her age!
Harry, why is the clock on that 9-foot nuclear weapon ticking?
Harry… the clock on that 9-foot nuclear weapon is ticking…
HArry: C’mon God, just a little help.
Max: I think we’re close enough, he mighta heard ya.
Harry: We win Grace.
Hey Harry, you know we’re sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good doesn’t it?
Hey Harry, you know we’re sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon, and a thing that has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good doesn’t it.
hey i just wanted to have some fun before i die
Hey Sharpe you got anymore bullets in that gun?
Houston, you have a problem. You see I promised my little girl I’m coming home.
I address you tonight, not as the president of the United States.
Not as a leader of a country,but as a citizen of humanity.
I am not gas station. This is sophisticated laboratory, I’m incharge here so touch nothing.
I am the only certified astronaut here and I am going to save your American asses.
I don’t keep anything from my daughter.
i don’t know, you see that button, i have no idea what it does. all i know is this think has a beep, and i’m trying to get us there.
I don’t mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, but — You think we’ll get hazard pay out of this?
I don’t want to be the materialistic weasel here, but do you think we’ll get hazard pay?
I don’t want to miss a thing.
i dont want the whole world to see me, coz i dont think that they’d understand, coz everythings made to be broken, i just want you to know who i am…..
I had a great spot picked out there
I have nowhere to go.
I have repeatedly asked you to call me dad.
I hope so, or else what the hell are we trying to save.
I hope so. Otherwise what are we trying to save?
I just wanted to feel the power between my legs.
I know Harry, I’ll try not to dissapoint ya.
I know the President’s Scientific Advisor, we were at MIT together, but in this case you shouldn’t really take the advice of a man that got a c- in astrophysics.
I know the presidents’ chief advisor, we were at MIT together. And, at this point in time, you really don’t want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics. The presidents’ advisors are wrong. I am right.
I lied to you too… when i told you i didn’t want to be like you…. cause I am like you and anything good that I have inside of me comes from you. And I love you so much daddy!
I promised my little girl I’d be coming home…
I said touch nothing, but you a bunch of Cowboys
I think we took a wrong road. What road? Do you see any roads up here?
i told her harry, i didnt show her!
I told you not to touch nothing…but your all a bunch of cowboys.
I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.
I vote we all stay and die…… but that’s me
i wanna name her dottie, after my wife, a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there’s no escape
I want to go shoppng!
I would really like an explanation.
I’ll show you how we do things were I come from… *Fires machine gun*
I’m a very big man in russia.
I’m just drilling a hole. In friggen’ outer space.
i’m like 98% excited and 2% scared….or maybe it’s 2% excited and 98% scared…but thats what makes it so intense
I’m marrying you.
I’m not crazy, I’m just a little emotional right now. Ya’ll are throwing all this stuff at me…I mean after this is all over could I like get a hug from you or somethin’.
I’m, like, 98% excited, and maybe 2% scared. Or maybe it’s backwards. Maybe I’m 98% scared, and, like, 2% excited. But that’s what makes it so great—I’m so confused!
I’ve got nowhere else to go.
If you dont trust the men you’re working with your as good as dead.
If you’re ever going to trust me, just once in your life, trust me now
Ill get the CIA and FBI,ull be working security at Toys R Us
Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand, what happens, burn your hand. close your fist around the same firecracker…. *POOF* Wifes going to be opening ketchup bottles the rest of your life
Imagine a firecracker on the palm of your hand, you set it off, burns your hand. Now enclose that same firecracker inside your hand, pfff…your wife is going to be opening your ketchuip bottles for the rest of your life.
Is it true that the guy who finds it first gets to name it ? Ok, then I want to name it Dottie after my wife. Yeah, she’s a life sucking thing from which there is no escape.
It feels kinda tingly!
It’s all fun and games until someone gets shot in the leg
It’s like I TOLD her Harry, I didn’t SHOW her
It’s time to grasp the horror of the situation.
its ok..i’m temporarily insane
Leaving On A Jet Plane.
Lev: American components, Russian components, all made in TAIWAN!
life is a journey not a destination
lift press hold, shouldn’t be to tough, even I cant screw this up.
Look, we’ve got front row tickets to the end of the earth!
Make your piece with God AJ.
Max: Who’s that for? Mr. Ed? You stick that thing in me, I’m going to stab you in the heart with it. You ever see Pulp Fiction?
Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Airforce, ma’am. Requesting the permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I’ve ever met.
Must be a comfort to know if the space program goes under you can always get a job at Helga’s House of Pain
My favorite dish is haggis: heart, lungs, liver, you shove it all in a sheep’s stomach, then you boil it. That’ll put some hair on your ass.
No, I said you did a piss-poor job of doin’ it.
None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth, wait for this big rock to crash into it and kill everything and everybody we know. The United States Government just asked us to save the world, anybody wannna say no?
Now listen, man to man! I’m serious… I love her
Off the grid? What are you a fucking cyborg?
Off the grid? What are you, a freakin’ cyborg, what does that mean?
Oh god it sucks up here.
Oh God, it sucks up here.
Oh man! What are you doing with a gun in space?
OH man! What are you doing with a gun in space?
Oh, we at war! (meteor explodes nearby) Saddam Hussein is bombing us!
Oh, we’re at war! Saddam Hussein is bombing us!
Oh. WHOAWHOAWHOA!!!!
OK boys, give it a rest, I’ll take it from here…..This is so much fun, it’s freaky!
One toxicoligy test revealed ketimin, that is a very powerful sedetive. 2: sedatives are used all the time doctor. 1: well this one’s used on horses. 2: some of these guys are pretty big.
oscar choi spacey but absolute brilliant geolagist
oscar you are about five minutes older that grace why should i listen to you
Oscar: I’m, like, 98% excited, and maybe 2% scared. Or maybe it’s backwards. Maybe I’m 98% scared, and, like, 2% excited. But that’s what makes it so great—I’m so confused!
Oscar: Okay, Mr. Truman, let’s say that we actually do land on this. What’s it gonna be like up there?
Truman: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.
Oscar: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That’s all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.
Prepare the world for bad news.
President: I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day ‘Armageddon’ – the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us tonight need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service. The human thirst for excellence, knowledge; every step up the ladder of science; every adventurous reach into space; all of our combined technologies and imaginations; even the wars that we’ve fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history; through all of the wrong and the discord; through all of the pain and he suffering; through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage. The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens. And may we, citizens the world over, see these events through. God speed, and good luck to you.
President: We didn’t see this thing coming?
Dan Truman: Well, our object collision budget allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and begging your pardon, but that’s a big-ass sky.
Quincy! Can somebody tell me what this is? A plastic ice cream scoop? What did that cost, about $400?
Right now A.J. I just wanna hear 5 words from you…… I’ll never do that again…..
Rockhound: This is a goddamn Greek Tragedy
Rockhound:This looks like you…..with breasts.
Russian components, American components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Russian parts, American parts- THEY’RE ALL MADE IN TIWAN!
Scariest environment imaginable… that’s all you had to say, scariest environment imaginable.
sdal;jk
sir the override has been over ridden!
So basically it’s the scariest environment imaginable. That’s all you had to say, the scariest environment imaginable…
so the scariest environment imagineable thats all you need to say, the scariest environment imagineable.
So when the rogue asteroid hit the asteroid belt, it set shrapnel pieces right for us. For the next 15 days, the Earth’s in a shooting gallery. Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it’s still hitting land. It’ll flash boil millions of seawater and slam into the ocean bedrock. Now if it’s a Pacific Ocean inpact which we think it will be, it’ll create a tidal wave 3 miles high. Covering California and washing up in Denver. Japan’s gone, Austraila’s wiped out, half the world’s population willl be incinerated by the heat blast and the rest will freeze to death from nuclear winter. Nobody knows, that’s the way it stays, if news like this got out, there’d be a breakdown of basic Social Services worldwide,rioting, mass religious hysteria, total chaos, you can imagine.
some day, when you’re all grow’d up, and you have 8 million dollars of your own money on a contract, you can do whatever come’s into that AJ idiot mind of yours.
Sorry about the rim-chuncks on your dash
take care of her..thats your job
take care of my little girl.
Talk about the wrong stuff.
Thank you Harry.
Thank you Jesus, thank you lord. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
That one kinda looks like you… with breasts.
That’s like eleven words.
That’s easy for you to say, I owe 100 grand to a badass lone shark, that I spent on a striper named Molly Mouse.
The Bible calls this day ‘armageddon’ – the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. The human thirst for excellence, knowledge; every step up the ladder of science; every adventurous reach into space; all of our combined technologies and imaginations; even the wars that we’ve fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history; through all of the wrong and the discord; through all of the pain and he suffering; through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage. Dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on you brave souls. God speed, and good luck to you.
The Cubs Win the World Series!
The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn’t trust with a potato gun.
The human thirst for excellence, knowledge; every step up the ladder of science; every adventurous reach into space; all of our combined technologies and imaginations; even the wars that we’ve fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history; through all of the wrong and the discord; through all of the pain and he suffering; through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage.
The United States government just asked us to save the world–anyone wanna say no?
the worst place imaginenable. That’s all you had to say
think of it this way he have a front row seat to the end
of the world.
This country spends 650 billion dollars a year on defense…And here we are….The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch or retards that I wouldnt trust with a potato gun!!!!
This is Harry giving me a hard time and this is Harry telling me its not good enough and this is Harry telling me I can’t marry his daughter, thanks a lot I appreciate it
This is how we fix problems on the Russian space station!
This is how we fix things in Russian Spacestation!!
This is one order you shouldn’t follow and you fuckin know it
This is one order you shouldn’t follow and you fucking know it!
This is so much fun it’s freaky!
This is turning in to a surrealistic nightmare.
this is what we call a global killer.
Wait-did you say Grace? Ok, I thought you said Bear!
WAY WRONG ANSWER!
We spend 50 billion dollars a year on defense, and the fate of the world is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn’t trust with a potato gun!
We win Gracie!
We’re just in the beginning of space… we’re not even in OUTER space
well i be damned if my daughter grew up to marry a roughneck shes better than that shes better than all of us
Well it’s all funny til someone gets shot in the LEG!
Well, we all gotta die right? I’m the guy who gets to do it saving the world.
what did nasa find oil on youranus
What if they get up there and forget what there fighting for? For all we know this could be there last night on Earth. I think it’s only fair you let them spend it with there family.
Why do I do this? Three reasons: the pay is good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives.
Wow, got a great view of the Earth from here, too bad we’ll never set foot on her again.
Yah, We’re all astronauts here.
Yeah, it’s all funny ’til someone gets shot in the leg!
You couldn’t tell us who killed Kennedy, could you?
You dont got a gun on you know do ya?
You got anymore bullets in that gun Sharp?
You Harry, you the man.
You know we’re sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn’t it?
you know what i was thinking? i really don’t think that the animal cracker quailifies as a cracker, b/c its sweet which makes it just cookie & putting cheese on something is the defining charateristic of what makes a cracker a cracker.
You know what upsets me? What? People that think that Jethro Tull is just some guy in the band. Who’s Jethro Tull?
you make mine really tight coz i dont wanna fal out
You probobly got a room full of guys right now, just thinkin’ shit up…
You take care of my little girl, that’s your job now.
You told AJ’s dad right before he died that you would take care of the boy. Now I’m sure that shootin’ him isn’t takin’ care of him. Why don’t you put the gun down? You don’t want none of this, get out of my way. Just tryin’ to give my man a head start that’s all. Not to mention the fact that I don’t think you wanna kill the best man on your crew before you strike oil. Aw, Chick, I ain’t gonna kill him, just gonna take a foot off, a man can work with one foot. You remeber old Frank Marx, who worked with one hand all them years? Yeah, but he wasn’t very good.
You want to compare brainpans. I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money’s good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives.
You were the one who pulled them into this! That is my family up there so I don’t want to hear you hope so!
You’re gonnna remote detonate the bomb before the asteroid passes this plane zero barrier. You do that and the remaining pieces of rock should be deflected to pass right by us. If the bomb explodes after zero barrier, games over.
You’re NASA for crying out loud…you’re the guys that think this shit up. I’m sure you got a team of men sittin somewhere just thinkin’ shit up and someone back them…and you’re telling me these 8 boy scouts are the world’s only hope?? Jesus! Damnit!
You’re the best, I’m the worst.
You’re very handsome, I’m not attractive.
Your chicken pot pie has been sitting on the stove for 14 hours…I want a divorce.
Your gonna take care of my little girl now, that’s your job
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