#1-Oh, by the way, if you’d really like to know, he went that way. #2-Who did? #1-The White Rabbit. #2-He did? #1-He did what? #2-Went that way. #1-Who did? #2-The White Rabbit. #1-What rabbit?
1 – I don’t know where to start.
2 – Start at the beginning.
3 – Yes. And when you come to the end, stop.
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Alice came to a fork in the road.
Which road do I take? she asked.
Where do you want to go? responded the Cheshire cat.
I don’t know, Alice, answered.
Then, said the cat, it doesn’t matter.
Alice-but I dont want to go amoung mad people
Cat-but that cant be help, were all mad here, Im mad, your mad, were all mad
Alice-but why do you say that
Cat-because if you werent mad you wouldnt have come here
Alice: But I don’t want to go among mad people.
Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can’t help that; most everyone’s mad, here. You may have noticed that I’m not all there, myself…
Alice: Curiouser and curiouser!
Alice: I give myself very good advice, but i very seldom follow it.
Alice: I’m just a little girl
Bird: Little? HAH! Little? HAHAHAHA
Alice: Well I am…well I mean I was!
Alice: I’m sorry I interrupted your birthday party.
March Hare: Birthday? My dear child this is not a birthday party.
Mad Hatter: Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.
Alice: If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?
Alice: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
Alice: It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.
Alice: Oh, but that’s nonsense! Flowers can’t talk!
Rose: But of course we can talk, my dear!
Orchid: Yes, if there’s anyone around worth talking to.
Daisy: Or about!
[giggles]
Alice: Unbirthday? I’m sorry, but I don’t quite understand.
March Hare: It’s very simple. Now, thirsty days past Sep-No. Well…An unbirthday, if you have a birthday, you-(laughs) She doesn’t know what an unbirthday is!
And now my friends the time has come to talk of other things, of shoes and ships and sealing wax. Of cabbages and kings.
and now my friends… the time has come to talk of other things. of sails and ships and ceiling wax… of cabbages and kings. and why the sea is boiling hot… or wether pigs have wings
can you stand on your head?
caterpillar:explain urself!
alice: i cant explain myself sir because im not myself u know
caterpillar: i do not know.
Character 1: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder…
Character 2: That’s the most important piece of evidence we’ve heard yet. Write that down!
Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way, if you’d really like to know, he went that way.
Alice: Who did?
Cheshire Cat: The White Rabbit.
Alice: He did?
Cheshire Cat: He did what?
Alice: Went that way.
Cheshire Cat: Who did?
Alice: The White Rabbit.
Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?
Alice: But didn’t you just say-I mean-Oh, dear!
Curiouser and curiouser.
Curtsy when you speak it saves time
Daisy: What kind of a garden do you come from?
Alice: Oh, I don’t come from any garden.
Daisy: Do you think she’s a wildflower?
Don’t just do something, stand there!
Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
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I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
I have an excellent idea! Let’s change the subject!
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?
if you don’t think, you shouldn’t talk
Im late! Im late! For a very important date! No time to say hello! goodbye! Im late! Im late! Im late!
Mad Hatter: Clean cup, clean cup. Move down, move down, move down.
Mad Hatter: Don’t let’s be silly!
Mad Hatter: Mustard? Mustard? Don’t be absurd!
March Hare: I have an excellent idea, LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
March Hare: There’s only one way to stop a MAD WATCH!
March Hare: Well if you’re not gonna think, then you shouldn’t talk!
Off with her head!
Oh dear. Well start at the beginning and when you get to the end…stop.
Oh yes, a very good moral, if you happen to be an oyster.
Please delete the quote that just stretched the screen
Queen of Hearts: I warn you child, if I lose my temper, you lose your head. Understand?
Queen of Hearts: Off with their heads!
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Sentence first! Verdict afterwards!
Sorry you’re much too big, simply impassaple. You mean impossible. No Impassable, nothings impossible.
the time has come the walrus said
The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things, of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings, kilo kile, no work today, we’re cabbages and kings!
Walrus: And now my friends the time has come to talk of other things, of shoes and ships and sealing wax. Of cabbages and kings.
We don’t want weeds in our bed
White Rabbit, Dodo: [singing] I’m late / I’m late / For a very important date! / No time to say Hello! / Goodbye! / I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
why no wonder your late why this watch is exactly to day’s slow! (White Rabbit)- 2 day’s slow! of course your late.
[Alice falls down the rabbit hole and her dress poofs up like a parachute.]
Alice: Well, after this I should think nothing of falling down stairs.
[The watch is malfunctioning, opening and closing like Pac-Man.]
Mad Hatter: MAD WATCH! MAD WATCH!
Hare: THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP A MAD WATCH!
[He hits the White Rabbit’s watch with a mallet, breaking it.]
White Rabbit: [Crying.] My watch.
Mad Hatter: It was?
White Rabbit: It was an un-birthday present, too.
Mad Hatter: Well, in that case…
Mad Hatter; Hare: [Singing] A very merry un-birthday/to yoooooooouuuuuuu!
[Both throw White Rabbit out of the house.]
Alice: That was one of the stupidest tea parties I have ever attended in all my life!
[Leaves Mad Hatter’s house.]
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