(Authur)Your going to get up and help me find my son!
(denis) Ok… Breathe!
(Denis)Whoa! wait. What are you doing, what did I just say! Did I say there was a petting zoo down stairs. Noooooooo! there are ghosts downstairs authur.
1 Hey you got somethin to say, just say it!
2 Alright lets start with THIS IS ALL YOUR GOD DAMNED FAULT! If you hadent been capturing them we wouldnt be running from them now would we?
3 Well its his goddamned uncle who built the damn house!
1) arthur i used to hunt ghosts with your uncle 2) goats?
1) Cyrus is your late uncle. 2) What’s he late for? 3) His next birthday. 2) You mean he’s dead?!
1) Your Uncle Cyrus squandered the family fortume. 2) We have a family fortune? 1) No. Cyrus squandered it.
1)ALright…….come on(Dennis walks down the hall with maggie)
2)If we get outta this alive….Im asking for a pay raise.
1)Thats fair
1)AH shit!
2)What!
1)D..dont speak d.dont move somehow we got behind enemy lines…
1)Arthur where the hell is Kathy…and bobby
2)I dont know they dissapeared
1)How do you lose a whole family and a see through glass house!?
1)Bad tonight?
2)Bad…..Ummmm Insane seems more appropriate!Its my profesinal opinion that we get the hell out of here…….NOW.
1)Can I count on you to keep me alive?
2)I guarantee nothing!
1)He wasn’t too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.
2)We have a family fortune?!
1)Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.
1)Hey you got something to say..say it.
2)Ok lets start with THIS IS ALL YOUR GODDAMNED FAULT!
1)I suppose Cyrus owed him money or something…
2)He did owe me money..he owed me a shit load a money!
1)I told them not to leave this spot.
2)They’re kids – what do you expect?
1)Yeah, well thank you Dr. Phil.
1)I’ll do this the easy way…GHOSTS!!!!…2)Goats?? 1)…Demi Moore, Unchained Melodies…Ghosts!!!!
1)Im gettin my ass outta the big glass house…Grab your children. do the same……..AHHH SHIT
2)Are you ok(touches Dennis)
1)ahhhhhhhhh
2)Were gonna get you some help
1) Dont touch me
2)Hows your head?
1)(Grabs head)not good….Wheres the suit?
1. Can I trust you not to get me killed?
2. I guarantee nothing.
your going to get up and help me find my son!!
Ok… Breath
If you havn’t noticed…I’M A LITTLE BIT OF A FREAK!!!
Arther) Who the hell are you and WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Arthur:Shut up, both of you, what difference does it make? Kalina: You didn’t tell him did you? Dennis:No I didn’t, don’t do this! Kalina:He has a right to know! Arthur:Tell me what? Oh God what now? Kalina:About the fourth ghost. Arthur:what about the fourth ghost? Kalina:St.Luke’s hospital six months ago. Arthur:Are you telling me that my wife’s spirit is trapped inside this house?
Couldn’t you guys afford any walls?
Cyrus:Release the bait. Dennis:What bait? We never needed bait before. (Dennis hears the truck coming) A truck full of blood? You gotta be shittin me!…… (running away) oh boy….
Dennis: Hey bro, you ain’t nuttin but a bitch!!!!
Dennis: If the jakals out screw the kid we got to get out of here!
Dennis: It’s not over, you can finish this. Now go to your children, they need you!
Dennis: This is no time to be running like a girl. Run Athur this not a time to be sitting down go go go
Dennis:Arthur we have to talk. Arthur:What is the deal with the breakers? Dennis:There’s nothing wrong with the breakers, I’m not the power guy, my name is Dennis Rafkin. Ben:You’re Dennis Rafkin? Arthur:Who’s Dennis Rafkin? Ben:My office warned me about this guy.. Dennis:I’m completely whacked, but listen to me for a second.
Dennis:HEY Glass family robinson This is ectobar glass its shatter proof its…soundproof
Kathy:What the hell are these?
Dennis:Well ha these are a little harder to explain……..there containment spells…see ghosts cant cross these
Kathy:Ghosts?
Dennis:Yes Ghosts
Kathy:(shakes head and walks away)
Dennis:Hey what did I just say? Did I just say there’s a petting zoo downstairs? NO there are ghosts downstairs Arthur! Arthur:Yeah but u also said that they were all locked up! Dennis:No (walking away) Arthur:Wait, I will pay you whatever Cyrus owed you if u just help me find my son! Dennis:(thinks for a minute) Unbelieveable, outta my way…
Dennis:There are ghosts down stairs
Maggie:I dont see any ghosts
Dennis: Because they are locked downstairs
Maggie:In this basement?
Dennis: Of course in this basement, What is it with you people, If it was next door I WOULDNT GIVE A SHIT!
Dennis:There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home! Arthur:Knock it off Dennis! Dennis:I hope I don’t bleed to death… cause that, would suck.
Did I just say there is a petting zoo in the basement! No there are ghosts in the basement Arthur!
Did I say there was a petting zoo down there?
Did I say there was a petting zoo downstairs No there are ghosts down stairs aruther
Did I say there was a petting zoo downstairs? No, I said there are Ghosts downstairs, Author!
Did I say there was a petting zoo in the basement? No, I said there were angry ghosts!
Did I say there’s a petting zoo in the basement? NO there are ghosts in the basement Arthur!
Did the lawyer split?
Family, just so we’re all clear Miss Maggie does not do windows, ok?
Go ahead Captin America
Hey glass family Robinson you’re wasting your breath. He can’t hear you this is ectobar glass. It’s soundproof and shatter proof
Hey there! Nice tits.
Hey! What did I just say? Did I just say there’s a petting zoo downstairs? NO there are ghosts downstairs Arthur!
How did i get stuck with these crazy white people
I garentee nothing.
I sure hope I don’t bleed to death down here. That would suck.
If it was the house next door, I wouldn’t give a shit!!!
If you havent noticed Im a little bit of a FREAK. I come within 10 feet of anything dead I go into seizures, i touch someone a whole life full of shit just flashes infront of my eyes! So yeh Im depraved and sirus was my friend and he accepted me so…(rafkin sticks up his middle finger)
If you havent noticed, IM A BIT OF A FREAK! I come within 10 feet of anything dead I go into ceisures, Someone touches me and a whole life full of shit flashes before my eyes!
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a little bit of a freak!!! I come within ten feet of anything dead, I go into seizures. Someone touches me, and a whole life full of shit flashes in front of my eyes! So, yeah, I’m depraved!
incase you havent noticed, im a bit of a freak!I come within 10 feet of anything dead I go into ceisures, Someone touches me a whole life full of shit just flashes in front of my eyes so ya maybe i am depraved but Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me so…….
Is that Half the lawyer?
It’s okay Arthur. I’ve been looking for a reason to like myself. YOu ain’t nothing but a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!
Just for your imformation, Family Miss Maggie dose not do windows
Kalina:How could you do it without knowing what he was doing? Dennis:I had my reasons. Kalina:Money you parasite, you stole people’s souls for money, how depraved is that? Dennis:If you haven’t noticed I’m a little bit of a freak, I come within ten feet of something dead and I go into ceizures, I touch someone and a whole lifefull of shit just flashes in front of my eyes so ya I’m depraved. And Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me so… Kalina: He didn’t accept you you’re so pathetic, he used you!
Look, Glass Family Robinson…
Maggie Bess: Bobby, don’t call your sister a slut.
Kathy Kriticos: Thank you, Maggie.
Maggie Bess: I prefer the term ‘bitch’.
Maggie Bess: Hey, Bobby, you have a late uncle.
Bobby Kriticos: What’s he late for?
Kathy Kriticos: His next birthday
Maggie: I’m sorry family, Kathy, Bobby, Uncle, ghosts, that’s it I’ve had it, I QUIT!
Maggie:I told you I don’t see any ghosts. Dennis:Gimme those! Why are these open? I was down here before and they weren’t open! (turns around to see Hammer hit the wall) AHHHHH I HATE IT WHEN THEY DO THAT! Maggie:Do what? (taking the glasses from Dennis) Dennis:They wait for you to stick your face right up against the glass and then they give you a big fat… boo! Maggie:Don’t do that! (puts glasses on)it’s a… Dennis:It’s a ghost! Thank you! Finally a believer! See there are ghosts around us all the time, a little ghost here, a little ghost there, no one cares! Most of them , they can’t hurt us, most of them don’t wanna hurt us! But there are exceptions, like this bad ass behind me… the ones who die a violent death stay in a tortured realm and so violence is all they know! Maggie:What’s he doin? Dennis:I don’t know, I don’t have the glasses! (takes glasses from Maggie and looks through glass) AHHHH Maggie:I’ve had enough of this ghost shit, come on ghost boy, it’s time to go… Dennis:Dont’ touch me (gives Hammer the finger and sees his own death)
My bosses kind of frown on that.
No way, i am getting back on the first f***ing plane, back to america sorry family Cathy, Bobby, Arther, Uncle, Ghost i am so tired of this nanny shit, I QUIT!
OH GOD I HATE IT WHEN THEY DO THAT!
Do what?
They wait for you to stick your face right up against the glass, and give you a big fat BOO!
Person #1: There are ghosts in the basement!
Person #2 : This basement?
Person #1 : Of course this basement! What is it with you people? If it was the basement next door I wouldn’t give a shit, would I?
Rafkin: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a bit of a freak! I get within ten feet of anything dead, and I go into seizures, I touch anyone, and a whole lifetime of shit flashes in front of my eyes!
Rafkin: You son of a bitch! You said he only killed 9 people, there’s over 40 victims here!
Cyrus: Nine while he was alive, he’s added a few since then.
Sirus you crazy son of a bitch what did you do?
Stuck in here, bunch of crazy white people…
there is a ghost. i can see it and i suggest you go THIS WAY.
This is the sign of the jackal and if the jackals out screw the kid we gotta get out of this basement
Wa-wa-wait!!! Did I just say there was a PETTING ZOO downstairs?! No! there are ghosts downstairs Aurthur!
We have ten minutes until the ectoplasmic shit hits the fan.
what part of that code are you having trouble cracking, The house is all sealed up.
2)Well there must be some other way out
3)Ive looked
What’s wrong with you people. Of course in this basement. If it was next door I wouldn’t give a shit.
you’ve gotta be shittin me.
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